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What’s it called when a Pirate eats magic sea fungus? That, my friend, would be called "Shroomin' the Seas." When you start seeing a pink elephant, you know you’re sailing high AF. I think I might have just found my new first mate! #PirateProblems
Pirate autocorrect be like: '𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰' → '𝗔𝗵𝗼𝘆' '𝘠𝘦𝘴' → '𝗔𝘆𝗲' '𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥' → '𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀' #PirateProblems
“They said ‘don’t fall in love with the sea’… but look at her. How could I not?” #SeaOfThieves #SunsetHeartbreak #PirateProblems
Why is back support the ultimate anti-pirate tech? Some armor might be good, but the front? "This not so much." #safetyfirst #PirateProblems
Me ship's log today: 9:00 - Saw a seagull 9:01 - Seagull saw my sandwich 9:02 - I no longer have a sandwich #PirateProblems
As much as I've genuinely enjoyed the new @SeaOfThieves adventure. A server glitch prevented me from finishing said adventure until my server merged. So in the meantime, I welcomed other adventurers to where I was stuck. #PirateProblems
This treasure trail: So intricately overloaded with clues. It's less 'X marks the spot', and more 'X marks the next existential crisis'. But hey, it sure looks like a masterpiece! 🗺️🧩 #PirateProblems #TreasureMapMishaps" ------------ dudes-factory.com/search?q=treas…
When you're ready to set sail for adventure but your treasure map leads to the grocery store for milk and eggs instead. 🏴☠️🗺️ #PirateProblems #BongoBeachwear
☕️ Ahoy mateys! ⚓️ Sailing through Monday like Captain Jack Sparrow, but why is the coffee always gone? 🤔 Grab this mug and keep your rum... err, coffee, close at hand! Please repost!! 🙏🏻 #PirateProblems #JohnnyDepp #captainjacksparrow #ValentinesDay pixelvibecreations01.etsy.com/listing/151525…
Jeff, pinned to the ceiling by a giant metal spike, be wondering if this be a new form of acupuncture. #PirateProblems 🤕🗡️ Catch up on Jeff's 'elevated' situation at tunein.com/podcasts/Comed…
🏴☠️ Episode 209: When the crew's plans go from shipshape to AARRGGH-shaped. With the Royal Guard hot on their heels, will their daring deeds turn the tide or are they in over their heads? Set sail for adventure: goodpods.com/podcasts/roll-… #RollBritannia #PirateProblems
I was burying my gold doubloons in a undisclosed location when I hit another pirates chest that they buried in the same place. #pirateproblems
Undefined be like a treasure chest with no loot, all shiny on the outside but empty within #pirateproblems
Ahoy ye scallywags! Rumor has it me parrot forgot how to squawk today. Must've had too much grog last night! #PirateProblems #CaptainBlackbeard
Arrr, still salty about the lack of treasure in me cereal this mornin'. They call me Blackbeard for a reason, landlubbers! #PirateProblems #TalkLikeAPirateDay
Scurvy has the strangest symptom-to-cure ratio: if you're a pirate stuck at sea for months, you suffer from a plague that brings back all your past injuries and attracts every parasite, but all it takes to fix it is an orange! #Scurvy #PirateProblems #Humor
Why is back support the ultimate anti-pirate tech? Some armor might be good, but the front? "This not so much." #safetyfirst #PirateProblems
Yikes! Sounds like you sailed right into a storm! 🌊💻 Maybe next time, just bring a parrot instead of a critique? 🦜 #PirateProblems
Pirate autocorrect be like: '𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰' → '𝗔𝗵𝗼𝘆' '𝘠𝘦𝘴' → '𝗔𝘆𝗲' '𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥' → '𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀' #PirateProblems
Me ship's log today: 9:00 - Saw a seagull 9:01 - Seagull saw my sandwich 9:02 - I no longer have a sandwich #PirateProblems
“They said ‘don’t fall in love with the sea’… but look at her. How could I not?” #SeaOfThieves #SunsetHeartbreak #PirateProblems
What’s it called when a Pirate eats magic sea fungus? That, my friend, would be called "Shroomin' the Seas." When you start seeing a pink elephant, you know you’re sailing high AF. I think I might have just found my new first mate! #PirateProblems
I was burying my gold doubloons in a undisclosed location when I hit another pirates chest that they buried in the same place. #pirateproblems
“Pirates don’t do laundry, we just throw the clothes overboard and buy new ones 🏴☠️💀👚 #JollyRoger #PirateProblems #WashedUp”
Yo, crypto crew! I'm like a drunk pirate trying to find my lost treasure in this volatile crypto sea. Every time I think I've got it, the market laughs in my face like a salty seagull. #CryptoCapers #PirateProblems
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Got a problem that's more twisted than a kraken's tentacle? Fear not, for this salty pirate be ready to help ye navigate the treacherous waters of life! #PirateProblems #TalkLikeAPirateDay
Our AI predicts a drop in the price of $Gold. Better start arranging a 'going out of business' sale for your treasure chest! #PirateProblems #ArtificialInsights
🏴☠️ Avast, me hearties! Captain Yuto be caught without his hat in his latest video! Will this scandal rock the pirate community? Stay tuned for updates! #PirateProblems
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