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Very annoying attributes of software: ... 13. Developers that auto-update versions. 14. Developers that don't allow disabling auto-update. 15. Developers that don't regression test their app on the previous OS. 16. Being forced to write a Hazel script that checks if…

mikewille's tweet image. Very annoying attributes of software:

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13. Developers that auto-update versions.
14. Developers that don't allow disabling auto-update.
15. Developers that don't regression test their app on the previous OS.
16. Being forced to write a Hazel script that checks if…

Nothing triggers a mini heart attack faster than forgetting one tiny comma in your JSON. Suddenly your whole life feels like a syntax error😭

damziioje's tweet image. Nothing triggers a mini heart attack faster than forgetting one tiny comma in your JSON. Suddenly your whole life feels like a syntax error😭

And then you find an error in the 80th line of code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R's tweet image. And then you find an error in the 80th line of code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

The worst feeling during coding, Is when you’re smart enough to realise your code is shit, But not smart enough to fix it.


Software engineers have negated every advancement in transistor density, computer architecture, compilers, and computer networking over the past 30 years.

bubblebabyboi's tweet image. Software engineers have negated every advancement in transistor density, computer architecture, compilers, and computer networking over the past 30 years.

Javascript is the most confusing programing language 👇 Because of this : • 3 + 3 = 6 But, • 3 + '3' = 33 Also, • '3' + '3' = 33 But, • 3 - '3' = 0 😒


Colleges do a terrible job of teaching C++. It’s not “C with Classes”. Injected into curriculums as a demonstration of early CS concepts, it leaves many with a sour taste. Students later immediately fall in love with the first language that *doesn’t* feel that way.

lauriewired's tweet image. Colleges do a terrible job of teaching C++.
 
It’s not “C with Classes”. Injected into curriculums as a demonstration of early CS concepts, it leaves many with a sour taste.
 
Students later immediately fall in love with the first language that *doesn’t* feel that way.

every "how can I fix my code" person's code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R's tweet image. every "how can I fix my code" person's code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Found this awesome infographic which explains some common error types we come across while coding!

sumusiriwardana's tweet image. Found this awesome infographic which explains some common error types we come across while coding!

Three ways formally verified code can go wrong in practice 👉buttondown.com/hillelwayne/ar…

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When people say “learn to code” they mean learn to break problems into modules, learn to think about edge cases, learn to design before you build, learn patience, learn to fail, they don’t mean memorize syntax. Don’t get fooled into thinking it’s dead.


Mano eu subestimei demais o quanto difícil é programar, caralho. Se alguém te falar que é fácil ou é mentiroso, ou não sabe programar.


كم مرة حاولت تعلم البرمجة وتفشل ؟ 🤬 بهذا الثريد تجد أشهر عقبات التي ستواجهها عند تعلم البرمجة ، وكيف تتغلب عليها 🏆 ❤️ احفظه ،، وشاركه مع غيرك

bakrmohamed84's tweet image. كم مرة حاولت تعلم البرمجة وتفشل ؟ 🤬

بهذا الثريد تجد أشهر عقبات التي ستواجهها عند تعلم البرمجة ، وكيف تتغلب عليها 🏆

❤️ احفظه ،، وشاركه مع غيرك

Security in crypto is an ongoing process. A developer's mind -> no single flaw. An attacker's mind -> just one flaw. Developers must be perfect to be safe from attacks. But perfection doesn't exist, just constant patching, testing and finding flaws before the attacker.


Learn to solve problems, not memorize syntax. Two coders start a new project: One knows every JavaScript trick. The other can break big problems into small steps. Only one ships on time.


Spending an hour trying to fix a bug the right way. Adding a modifying variable when you don't know why you need it: Priceless #programmerproblems


After 6 months of vibe coding I got to know that I can't even create a component all by myself and it was not like that earlier. I do not have any regret.. I've created on lots of project, got into intership earned 30k in last 8 months and won a hackathon. #programmerproblems

AnshBhatt553446's tweet image. After 6 months of vibe coding I got to know that I can't even create a component all by myself and it was not like that earlier. I do not have any regret.. I've created on lots of project, got into intership earned 30k in last 8 months and won a hackathon.
#programmerproblems

aku lebih cepat nge-debug kode daripada nge-debug hatimu. di console muncul error jelas, tapi di hatimu? warning: unknown exception. stack trace pun nihil, sayangnya try-catch pun cuma buat java, bukan hati. #programmerproblems

seranever's tweet image. aku lebih cepat nge-debug kode daripada nge-debug hatimu. di console muncul error jelas, tapi di hatimu? warning: unknown exception. stack trace pun nihil, sayangnya try-catch pun cuma buat java, bukan hati.  #programmerproblems

kalau ngambek bikin kamu makin cantik, ya gapapa ngambek terus. tapi kalo ngambek bikin jarak kita jadi jauh … aku maunya kamu deket lagi. nih, aku tarik pelan kamu balik, nggak pakai paksa, cuma pakai rindu dikit.



☕ 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: Ek coffee, ek code — kaam done. 💻 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲: Teen coffee, ek bug, aur chaar breakdowns. 😅 #DeveloperLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammerProblems #TechLife #CHLSoftech #SoftwareDevelopment #CodeAndCoffee #WorkHumor #TechVibes


That moment when your code runs perfectly… but you have no idea why. Magic or pure luck? Asking for a friend. 🤡 #ProgrammerProblems #CodeMystery #TechTots


Stared at my screen long enough. Didn’t type. Didn’t blink. Just... stared. Hoping the bug would feel guilty and reveal itself. It didn’t. It was a typo in a JSON key. #devHumor #debugging #programmerProblems #coding


Every codebase has that one function: No one understands it. No one dares touch it. But hey—it works. 🙃 #DevHumor #CodingLife #ProgrammerProblems #TechMeme

24x7tutorials's tweet image. Every codebase has that one function:

No one understands it.
No one dares touch it.
But hey—it works. 🙃

#DevHumor #CodingLife #ProgrammerProblems #TechMeme

Just realized I've been coding for so long, I forgot what a balanced meal looks like. #ProgrammerProblems #CodingFuel


It worked yesterday. I didn’t touch anything. proceeds to reinstall entire project 🤦‍♂️ #itbelikethat #programmerproblems #devlife #debugging #codinghumor #techlife


Spent all day debugging a simple "hello world" program. Turns out the problem was my monitor was unplugged. At least my crypto portfolio is doing *slightly* better. #codinglife #crypto #programmerproblems #facepalm


Spent all day debugging a simple "Hello, World!" program. Turns out the problem wasn't my code, it was the universe's inherent hatred of my existence. #codinglife #programmerproblems #sendhelp #orbitcoin


"Debugging: The art of removing bugs you didn’t know you added, in code you don’t remember writing. 🐞🔍" #DebugLife #ProgrammerProblems


Spent all day debugging a simple for loop. My reward? Another 0.00000001 Bitcoin. Worth it. #crypto #codinglife #programmerproblems #broke


Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack. 🧵🐛 #CodingLife #ProgrammerProblems

laciferin's tweet image. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack. 🧵🐛 

#CodingLife #ProgrammerProblems

When it comes to touchy subjects, every group has its own secrets 😅 #ProgrammerProblems #RustLang

rohanBuilds's tweet image. When it comes to touchy subjects, every group has its own secrets 😅

#ProgrammerProblems #RustLang

Just realized that my code is like my love life...full of bugs and errors! 🐛😫 #CodingLife #ProgrammerProblems

talldumbboy's tweet image. Just realized that my code is like my love life...full of bugs and errors! 🐛😫 #CodingLife #ProgrammerProblems

"When you type 'onlick' instead of 'onclick' 🤦‍♂️ #CodingFails #ProgrammerProblems #DeveloperHumor"

fanghttp's tweet image. "When you type 'onlick' instead of 'onclick' 🤦‍♂️ #CodingFails #ProgrammerProblems #DeveloperHumor"

My code doesn’t work. I have no idea why. My code works. I have no idea why. #ProgrammerProblems #Bugs

dame_kumsa's tweet image. My code doesn’t work. I have no idea why. My code works. I have no idea why. #ProgrammerProblems  #Bugs

¡Consejo para todos los programadores! Si quieren tener un buen finde, recuerden no hacer deploy un viernes 🙌🏼 Feliz fin de semana para todos 💻😁 #ProgrammerProblems #Programacion

CrystalDevelop_'s tweet image. ¡Consejo para todos los programadores! Si quieren tener un buen finde, recuerden no hacer deploy un viernes 🙌🏼 
Feliz fin de semana para todos 💻😁

#ProgrammerProblems #Programacion

🎉 Today’s my birthday. Was hoping for cake… Got a semicolon error instead. Thanks, project. Truly touched. 😭 #DevLife #BirthdayBug #ProgrammerProblems

nasermetani's tweet image. 🎉 Today’s my birthday.
Was hoping for cake…
Got a semicolon error instead.
Thanks, project. Truly touched. 😭

#DevLife #BirthdayBug #ProgrammerProblems

😴🌪️🚀 Sleeping through chaos but wide awake for code crises 🛌💻✨ #ProgrammerProblems #TechHumor #CodingLife #DeveloperMemes

iamsbdash's tweet image. 😴🌪️🚀 Sleeping through chaos but wide awake for code crises 🛌💻✨

#ProgrammerProblems #TechHumor #CodingLife #DeveloperMemes

"When you spend hours debugging and finally find the issue, but it turns out to be a typo... "😩🤦‍♀️ #codinglife #programmerproblems #coding

Artiny_08's tweet image. "When you spend hours debugging and finally find the issue, but it turns out to be a typo... "😩🤦‍♀️ #codinglife #programmerproblems #coding

When you discover it took less effort to split atoms than to squash bugs in your code! 😅🐜 #ProgrammerProblems #CodingStruggles

codesocial_tech's tweet image. When you discover it took less effort to split atoms than to squash bugs in your code! 😅🐜 #ProgrammerProblems #CodingStruggles

When you’re trying to shield yourself from bugs, but they keep getting into your code anyway. 🐞 #ProgrammerProblems #CodingLife

techabhii's tweet image. When you’re trying to shield yourself from bugs, but they keep getting into your code anyway. 🐞 #ProgrammerProblems #CodingLife

Programmer life: 🤦‍♂️ When you spend hours debugging a single line of code, only to realize you forgot to close a parentheses. #ProgrammerProblems 😅💻

Trinad536's tweet image. Programmer life: 🤦‍♂️ When you spend hours debugging a single line of code, only to realize you forgot to close a parentheses. #ProgrammerProblems 😅💻

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