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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java." #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?" #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing... #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?" #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double." #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java." #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn." #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. #Programming_joke #programming #joke #bot


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Config hadoop first time.#hadoop #programming_joke


Take a 5 minute break and this happens.... #programming_joke

_tupletheapp's tweet image. Take a 5 minute break and this happens.... #programming_joke

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