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More than 8 joins = #normalization #eventhorizon @datachick @SQLRockstar #sqlsarcasm
Who needs sleep when you can spend all night debugging SQL queries? 😴💻 #SQLSarcasm #LateNightCode #TechLife
@SQLRockstar I love the smell of #SQLSarcasm in the morning (6x more complex) @jdanton
@sqlinsaneo You can totally buy half a pretzel. Definitely worth the delay. #sqlsarcasm
@unclebiguns Nah, thats what you call an opportunity #sqlsarcasm
Nothing like running three queries multiple times to compare performance to get the blood flowing. #sqlsarcasm
@GFritchey Not your fault that they didn't read the whole post. I knew you were joking #SQLSarcasm :) @PaulRandal
@GlennAlanBerry But table variables live in memory! They're fast fast fast! #sqlsarcasm
#sqlsarcasm So a query that accesses table with 43 rows, but takes 945348 reads is probably a problem
@sqlhillbilly @SQLSoldier @DBArgenis @SQLbyoBI I thought it was 42. #sqlsarcasm
Who needs sleep when you can spend all night debugging SQL queries? 😴💻 #SQLSarcasm #LateNightCode #TechLife
@sqlhillbilly @SQLSoldier @DBArgenis @SQLbyoBI I thought it was 42. #sqlsarcasm
@GlennAlanBerry But table variables live in memory! They're fast fast fast! #sqlsarcasm
Nothing like running three queries multiple times to compare performance to get the blood flowing. #sqlsarcasm
More than 8 joins = #normalization #eventhorizon @datachick @SQLRockstar #sqlsarcasm
@GFritchey Not your fault that they didn't read the whole post. I knew you were joking #SQLSarcasm :) @PaulRandal
@SQLRockstar I love the smell of #SQLSarcasm in the morning (6x more complex) @jdanton
@unclebiguns Nah, thats what you call an opportunity #sqlsarcasm
#sqlsarcasm So a query that accesses table with 43 rows, but takes 945348 reads is probably a problem
@sqlinsaneo You can totally buy half a pretzel. Definitely worth the delay. #sqlsarcasm
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