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Who needs sleep when you can spend all night debugging SQL queries? 😴💻 #SQLSarcasm #LateNightCode #TechLife


GROUP BY myDBClass HAVING aKillerTime!; #sqlsarcasm


@sqlinsaneo You can totally buy half a pretzel. Definitely worth the delay. #sqlsarcasm


@unclebiguns Nah, thats what you call an opportunity #sqlsarcasm


Nothing like running three queries multiple times to compare performance to get the blood flowing. #sqlsarcasm


@GFritchey Not your fault that they didn't read the whole post. I knew you were joking #SQLSarcasm :) @PaulRandal


@GlennAlanBerry But table variables live in memory! They're fast fast fast! #sqlsarcasm


#sqlsarcasm So a query that accesses table with 43 rows, but takes 945348 reads is probably a problem


Who needs sleep when you can spend all night debugging SQL queries? 😴💻 #SQLSarcasm #LateNightCode #TechLife


@GlennAlanBerry But table variables live in memory! They're fast fast fast! #sqlsarcasm


Nothing like running three queries multiple times to compare performance to get the blood flowing. #sqlsarcasm


@GFritchey Not your fault that they didn't read the whole post. I knew you were joking #SQLSarcasm :) @PaulRandal


@unclebiguns Nah, thats what you call an opportunity #sqlsarcasm


#sqlsarcasm So a query that accesses table with 43 rows, but takes 945348 reads is probably a problem


@sqlinsaneo You can totally buy half a pretzel. Definitely worth the delay. #sqlsarcasm


GROUP BY myDBClass HAVING aKillerTime!; #sqlsarcasm


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