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That feeling when a query finally finishes running after like an hour, but then Tortoise is angry at you because you’re a dummy who forgot to update the repo before hand when you go to commit. #SQLWoes #BlackTechTwitter #PowerBiMakesMeCry
Running my #SQL query which is taking forever. My Joins seem ok so why is it taking so long? #SQLWoes
Code is frustrating me today. But hey, I'm off (again) tomorrow!! #SQLWoes
SQL: where writing queries is like talking to a brick wall but less rewarding 🧱💻 #SQLwoes #TechStruggles #DatabaseLife
Otherwise known as #PICNIC, Problem In Chair Not In Computer #SQLWoes #DeveloperProblems
Need to make myself a cute lil reminder to always remember a join condition so I'm not confused why my SQL takes forever to run #sqlwoes
Ahhhhh I was trying to code something yesterday and I didn't get the results I wanted. Penny has just dropped. Looking forward to trying it out. #SQLWoes #ListAgg of course!
Can we not talk about the file I changed that for some reason isn't in source control? #awkward #SQLWoes
Trying to code something for about 3 hours but the data just doesn't look right ... Apparently it's an actual scenario. Man!! Well, at least my code works I suppose. #SQLWoes
I've already downed one coffee. Time for another whilst I go through emails before attempting to fix the ISA report. 🙄 #SQLWoes
This saved me tonight UPDATE wp_options SET option_value = '' WHERE option_name = 'active_plugins'; #SqlWoes
Today is just going to be a wild goose chase looking for non-existent SQL Server page splits. Why do the perf monitors lie?! #sqlwoes
UPDATE TWITTER SET FOLLOWERS = 0; COMMIT; #TwitterGlitch I reckon they forgot their #WhereClause #SQLWoes
I love pointing out to the vendor that their code is calling non-existant tables in the database 15 times a minute. #SQLWoes
@jasonclevine thanks! Yeah it makes me feel good to know other people have the same problems I've had - and that I can help! #SQLWoes
When you've bust a gut sorting the ridiculous sql someone else wrote in oracle so it works in postgreSQL and you feel like the king of the world and no one else understands. #geektweet #sqlwoes
Getting back into a relational mindset is somewhat hard after being non-rel for a while. Just let me store a list, damnit! #SQLwoes
RT @ThunderTubes: Otherwise known as #PICNIC, Problem In Chair Not In Computer #SQLWoes #DeveloperProblems
SQL: where writing queries is like talking to a brick wall but less rewarding 🧱💻 #SQLwoes #TechStruggles #DatabaseLife
Can we not talk about the file I changed that for some reason isn't in source control? #awkward #SQLWoes
When you spend hours trying to figure out why #PostgreSQL is acting up... only to realize you forgot to close a parenthesis 😅 #DatabaseDrama #SQLwoes
I've already downed one coffee. Time for another whilst I go through emails before attempting to fix the ISA report. 🙄 #SQLWoes
Need to make myself a cute lil reminder to always remember a join condition so I'm not confused why my SQL takes forever to run #sqlwoes
Trying to code something for about 3 hours but the data just doesn't look right ... Apparently it's an actual scenario. Man!! Well, at least my code works I suppose. #SQLWoes
Code is frustrating me today. But hey, I'm off (again) tomorrow!! #SQLWoes
Running my #SQL query which is taking forever. My Joins seem ok so why is it taking so long? #SQLWoes
Ahhhhh I was trying to code something yesterday and I didn't get the results I wanted. Penny has just dropped. Looking forward to trying it out. #SQLWoes #ListAgg of course!
RT @ThunderTubes: Otherwise known as #PICNIC, Problem In Chair Not In Computer #SQLWoes #DeveloperProblems
Otherwise known as #PICNIC, Problem In Chair Not In Computer #SQLWoes #DeveloperProblems
UPDATE TWITTER SET FOLLOWERS = 0; COMMIT; #TwitterGlitch I reckon they forgot their #WhereClause #SQLWoes
That feeling when a query finally finishes running after like an hour, but then Tortoise is angry at you because you’re a dummy who forgot to update the repo before hand when you go to commit. #SQLWoes #BlackTechTwitter #PowerBiMakesMeCry
When you've bust a gut sorting the ridiculous sql someone else wrote in oracle so it works in postgreSQL and you feel like the king of the world and no one else understands. #geektweet #sqlwoes
Today is just going to be a wild goose chase looking for non-existent SQL Server page splits. Why do the perf monitors lie?! #sqlwoes
This saved me tonight UPDATE wp_options SET option_value = '' WHERE option_name = 'active_plugins'; #SqlWoes
I love pointing out to the vendor that their code is calling non-existant tables in the database 15 times a minute. #SQLWoes
Getting back into a relational mindset is somewhat hard after being non-rel for a while. Just let me store a list, damnit! #SQLwoes
Oh shit. These fuckers didn't qualify the table names w/ the database. I wish we could fire them. Ugh. #sqlWoes
That feeling when a query finally finishes running after like an hour, but then Tortoise is angry at you because you’re a dummy who forgot to update the repo before hand when you go to commit. #SQLWoes #BlackTechTwitter #PowerBiMakesMeCry
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