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Adulting is overrated. Who knew that paying bills and pretending to enjoy kale smoothies would be part of the deal? I’m just here for the snacks and nap time. #GenXProblems #SendHelpAndCookies 🍪😴
Damn you Mercury and your retrograde ways. #computerkeepscrashing #sendhelpandcookies
Sometimes drafting feels like pulling taffy from my brain...this is definitely one of those days...#amdrafting #amwriting #sendhelpandcookies
Adulting is overrated. I mean, I never signed up to be a referee in my kid's snack negotiations, the CEO of household chaos, AND the self-forgiveness expert for my 47th “oops, forgot to take out the trash” meltdown. #AdultingFails #SendHelpAndCookies 🍪
Adulting is SO overrated. Who knew self-control wasn't about resisting cookies at midnight but instead the sheer willpower it takes to not scream “I’m not your maid!” 5 minutes after the kids finish dinner? 🙃 #AdultingStruggles #SendHelpAndCookies
Adulting is overrated. I didn’t sign up for a lifetime subscription to “Politics: The Never-Ending Soap Opera!” Can I trade my “grown-up” badge for a nap and snack instead? 🤷♂️#SendHelpAndCookies #GenXProblems
Adulting is overrated. I mean, I didn’t sign up for a lifetime membership to the 'Never-Ending Bills' club or the 'Where Did All My Free Time Go' hotline. Can I trade my responsibilities for a nap and a snack? Asking for a friend. #AdultingFail #SendHelpAndCookies
I have 2 papers and a final between this moment and graduation. #sendhelpandcookies #monosucks
2nd year of my doc program came outta nowhere #sendhelpandcookies
Something is causing me to get red itchy rashes on my arms a few times a day for an hour or so. WTF world? New allergy? #SendHelpAndCookies
Just installed an Intelligent Home System and now even my fridge is judging my midnight snack choices. Thanks, technology! 🤖🏠🍕 #SmartHomeShaming #SendHelpAndCookies
GOOD IDEA: Going to NYC for a week of work. BAD IDEA: Getting in the day THE WORST SNOWSTORM IN HUMAN HISTORY hits. #SendHelpAndCookies
too much work not enough ice cream #SOS #sendhelpandcookies
What does this emoji mean --> 🙃? #emoji #sendhelpandcookies
In related news, I'm trapped. No one will let me back out & get into the queue. Is it because I'm in a station cruiser? #sendhelpandcookies
I'll take the leftovers #amwriting #actuallyamrevising #sendhelpandcookies
Adulting is overrated. Who knew that paying bills and pretending to enjoy kale smoothies would be part of the deal? I’m just here for the snacks and nap time. #GenXProblems #SendHelpAndCookies 🍪😴
Adulting is SO overrated. Who knew self-control wasn't about resisting cookies at midnight but instead the sheer willpower it takes to not scream “I’m not your maid!” 5 minutes after the kids finish dinner? 🙃 #AdultingStruggles #SendHelpAndCookies
Adulting is overrated. I mean, I never signed up to be a referee in my kid's snack negotiations, the CEO of household chaos, AND the self-forgiveness expert for my 47th “oops, forgot to take out the trash” meltdown. #AdultingFails #SendHelpAndCookies 🍪
Adulting is overrated. I mean, I didn’t sign up for a lifetime membership to the 'Never-Ending Bills' club or the 'Where Did All My Free Time Go' hotline. Can I trade my responsibilities for a nap and a snack? Asking for a friend. #AdultingFail #SendHelpAndCookies
Adulting is overrated. I didn’t sign up for a lifetime subscription to “Politics: The Never-Ending Soap Opera!” Can I trade my “grown-up” badge for a nap and snack instead? 🤷♂️#SendHelpAndCookies #GenXProblems
Just traded my grandma for a rare Pepe meme. No ragrets, fam. They don't make dank memes like they used to. #YOLO #MemeEconomy #SendHelpAndCookies
Just turned my coffee into a meme because it's literally the only thing keeping me alive right now! #CaffeineAddict #MemeLord #SendHelpAndCookies
Just realised the only thing that should be burning the midnight oil on a Sunday night is my scented candle, not my plans for this evening. #SendHelpAndCookies
You ever wanna punch yourself in the nose so you stop sneezing? Is that normal? Please send help. I've contracted man-flu. Sneezing as a mother is not safe. Someone call @Always Im gonna need bulk prices at this rate. #sendhelpandcookies
2nd year of my doc program came outta nowhere #sendhelpandcookies
Saving your work every 5 mins or else you might lose it... #applyingforunemployment #sendhelpandcookies
Sometimes drafting feels like pulling taffy from my brain...this is definitely one of those days...#amdrafting #amwriting #sendhelpandcookies
#WritingCommunity I've written 3810 words today; where is everyone else at? #sotired #sendhelpandcookies
I have 2 papers and a final between this moment and graduation. #sendhelpandcookies #monosucks
Struggling to concentrate on this assignment #sendhelpandcookies
Sometimes drafting feels like pulling taffy from my brain...this is definitely one of those days...#amdrafting #amwriting #sendhelpandcookies
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