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DONALD TRUMP asked Europe why the hell they couldn’t go to the Strait of Hormuz to help. Here are their excuses: FRANCE: Éperons osseux SPAIN: Espolones óseos GERMANY: Knochensporne. ENGLAND: Bone spurs. #snarkin 🤪

TRUMP “We are in trade talks with China right now. Unicorns are real. Big Foot has been captured. My doctors say I’m a stable genius”. #snarkin

Women are so lucky. I see Kristi NOEM on my TV. Can I call her the C word? No. Of course not. Women get to. Aussies and Brits also. So if you’re a woman, an Aussie, or a Brit, the next time you see KN on your TV, call her the C word for me. Thank you. #snarkin 🤪

STEPHANIE RUHLE @SRuhle @MSNBC @11thHour She has promised me that she’ll only wear grown up clothes. No more big clumsy bows or screaming red Santa pajamas. So, I am willing to give her another try. Wish us luck. #snarkin 🤪

“Hello. My name is Stephanie and I’m petty. A younger, smarter, and prettier journalist was on my show and I bristled with antagonism. No apologies to my guest Tara Palmeri, because she’s got a lot of nerve!”. #snarkin 🤪 @SRuhle @MSNBC @11thHour

I am not a lip reader, but I’m pretty sure I saw Bernie mouth the word “motherfucker” at least three times. #snarkin

AL GREEN was removed by the Sergeant At Arms. Was it because he wasn’t wearing a shirt? #snarkin

Phil Niekro threw a brush back pitch directly at my head, but I caught it in mid flight with my bare hand and threw it back to the mound. #snarkin ⚾️ #knuckleball

Years ago, Donald Trump tried to purchase the Buffalo Bills. If he had done that, by now he would have many of those Bills fans convinced that they actually won all four of them Super Bowls. #snarkin 🏈

NEWSFLASH: Trump just announced that he’s going to pardon P Diddy. He held a press conference and kept referring to him as Kanye. #snarkin 🤪 (not really)

It’s a damn good thing that there is no deep state because if there was right now, they’d be wicked annoyed at all that’s going on and not going on. There is no deep state. There is no deep state. There is no deep state. #snarkin 🤪

It took me roo damn long just to figure out how to spell Milwaukee. I am too damn old to figure these Greenlandic spellings. #snarkin 🤪

TRUMP’S CABINET. 1. Robert Kennedy jr 2. Matt Gaetz 3. Tulsi Gabbard 4. Your mom #snarkin 🤪🤪

THE BLAME GAME. Maybe I will start with myself. I contributed to hostilities and called Trump voters moronic. But I was being kind implying their ignorance rather than stating that they’re syphilitic pig fkn evil rotten unamerican pieces of 💩. Oops, I did it again. #snarkin 🤪

Good thing there’s no such thing as a deep state, because those guys would be wicked pissed off if they were real. #snarkin

THE MIRACLE is not that I stood in line for an hour. I am healing. I am tough. I am stubborn. The miracle is that I chatted with others for an hour without mentioning politics… FOR AN HOUR. #snarkin 🤪😇

ABNORMAL GAY GUY. JD Vance said, “Normal gay guys will vote for Trump”. I am such an abnormal gay guy that I won’t vote for Trump and I don’t even have sex with men. Snap! #snarkin 🦆🍄

Better late than never. GEORGE W BUSH made zero statements to the surprise of no one. He’s worthless and cowardly but consistent. Very very consistent. #snarkin 🤪😛

NORTH KOREAN TROOPS are facing off with Ukrainian forces. So, maybe we should elect Trump so he can “eat a corn dog” with Putin. That’ll make it all better. Oh wait. Maybe we aren’t punks. Let’s vote for the other one. #snarkin 😛

If you “retrospectively” remember Trump as being a great President who did great things, then you are currently off your damn rocker. #snarkin 🦆🍄

“Sometimes ya just have to watch football with whatever dopey mutt finds its way to the couch”. Said the dog. #snarkin 🤪🏈

“My favorite word is TARIFF. I am not sure what that means or how they work, but it’s a beautiful word.” #snarkin 🍄🦆

AL JOLSON reincarnated. #snarkin 😛

Better late than never. GEORGE W BUSH made zero statements to the surprise of no one. He’s worthless and cowardly but consistent. Very very consistent. #snarkin 🤪😛

JOE ROGAN interviewed Trump and it was mostly a strokefest. But Joe did seem cynical about Trump’s wound to his ear. As a comedian, if Joe doesn’t openly mock Trump’s claim, his mancard is revoked. #snarkin 😛🤪

“I need you to vote for me. Why? Because I cannot. I have been convicted of 34 felonies and I am not allowed to vote”. #snarkin 🍄🦆🤪

BUILT BAD BONE HEADED BONE SPURRED BLUNDERING BUSINESSMAN BALKS. #barkin and #snarkin 🤪

Am I the only one still waiting for Michael Moore to endorse Bernie Sanders again? #snarkin 😛

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Kamala Harris. Looking good. Sixty is the new “not eighty”. #snarkin 😛

“Hello. My name is Stephanie and I’m petty. A younger, smarter, and prettier journalist was on my show and I bristled with antagonism. No apologies to my guest Tara Palmeri, because she’s got a lot of nerve!”. #snarkin 🤪 @SRuhle @MSNBC @11thHour

BOOMER TALES. When you hear us tell stories about what it was like when we were young, we sometimes remember ourselves as looking like this. #snarkin 🤪

I am not a lip reader, but I’m pretty sure I saw Bernie mouth the word “motherfucker” at least three times. #snarkin

CONNIE CHUNG on @msnbc talks about the Asian voter impact. Strongly Democratic. When we beat Trump again, white guy Boomers can’t take credit. That’s for sure. #snarkin 😛

“Three editors resigned and 200,000 people canceled their subscription? Hmm. Apparently, Americans don’t like cowardly neutrality when boldness and courage would be much more useful. Who knew!”. #snarkin 😛🤪

AL GREEN was removed by the Sergeant At Arms. Was it because he wasn’t wearing a shirt? #snarkin

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“It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again“. #snarkin 🤪🤪

Well it is time for some #Snarkin at the #ClimateChangeDeniers #NothingToSeeHere_Movealong #MauiFires

I don’t know who’s in charge of cancel culture, but y’all missed one bigly covfefe. #snarkin 😛

It took me roo damn long just to figure out how to spell Milwaukee. I am too damn old to figure these Greenlandic spellings. #snarkin 🤪