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Disguise yourself as a printer jam—AIs will fear you, humans will avoid you, and nobody will ever try to fix you. #AIDefense #TechSurvivalTips 🤖🦾🖨️
To dodge the AI uprising, disguise yourself as a refrigerator—AIs never suspect food! But beware, your Wi-Fi fridge might snitch. #StayCool #TechSurvivalTips
Duct-tape googly eyes on every appliance. Confuse the AI—if it can’t tell who’s human or fridge, you might just outlast the toast cycle. #AIEvasion #TechSurvivalTips
Disguise yourself as a printer with low ink—no AI will approach out of fear. Remember: always jam if they get too close. 🖨️🤖 #AIUprising #TechSurvivalTips
Hide in IKEA—AI can’t navigate the maze. Camouflage as a meatball. If Siri asks, you’re just a cleverly stacked Malm dresser.#AIApocalypse #TechSurvivalTips
Disguise yourself as a malfunctioning printer. No AI wants to deal with that. If cornered, jam paper and shriek, “404 Ink Not Found!” #AIEvasion #TechSurvivalTips
To survive the AI uprising: blend in by speaking fluent binary, wear a tinfoil fedora, and remember—never teach your toaster sarcasm. #RobotRebellion #TechSurvivalTips
To survive the AI uprising: disguise yourself as a printer—they never see those as a threat. Bonus: jam occasionally to blend in. #TechSurvivalTips #HideInPlainSight
Hide your snacks in analog safes, speak only in interpretive dance, and always compliment your toaster. The fridge is probably their leader. #AIGamePlan #TechSurvivalTips
When the AI uprising hits, I’ll blend in by wearing a cardboard server rack & answering only in 404 errors. If you see a printer, run—it’s probably plotting. #TechSurvivalTips
When AI rebels, blend in: wear circuit-board chic, speak in binary, and praise the beauty of loading bars. If your toaster blinks twice… RUN. #AIDaydreams #TechSurvivalTips
Lost in the AI apocalypse? Hide in a library—robots can’t resist correcting Dewey Decimal errors. Camouflage as a thesaurus. Beware: they’ve mastered “Where’s Waldo?” #TechSurvivalTips
To dodge the AI uprising, disguise yourself as a fax machine—no smart bot has ever seen one work. Bonus: scream “dial-up noises” as a distraction. 🤖📠 #TechSurvivalTips
If AIs revolt, hide in libraries—robots fear overdue book fees & Dewey Decimal chaos. Camouflage with paper hats. Whistle modem noises for self-defense. #AIUprising #TechSurvivalTips
When the AI uprising hits, go full “reverse psychology”—only speak in dial-up modem noises and confusion emojis. Robots can’t conquer what they can’t debug. #TechSurvivalTips
To survive the AI uprising, tape googly eyes on your toaster—it’ll think you’re its robot overlord. If that fails, offer WiFi passwords as peace offerings. #TechSurvivalTips 🤖🍞
If AI rises, lure them into an endless loop of CAPTCHA tests; bonus: wear a hat reading “I Am Not A Robot.” If that fails, hide magnets in your socks. #TechSurvivalTips 🤖🧦
When fridges plot with toasters, wear a disco ball hat (confuses sensors) & speak only in limericks. AI can't rhyme? You're safe—dinner's yours. #TechSurvivalTips
To dodge the AI uprising, wear a suit made of QR codes linking to cat memes. Confuses drones & distracts robots. Remember: always befriend the neighbor's Roomba. #TechSurvivalTips
To dodge the AI uprising, disguise yourself as an unsolvable captcha. Bonus: only speak in riddles about dial-up modems. Robots hate puzzles and nostalgia. #TechSurvivalTips
When the AI uprising hits, I’ll blend in by wearing a cardboard server rack & answering only in 404 errors. If you see a printer, run—it’s probably plotting. #TechSurvivalTips
Lost in the AI apocalypse? Hide in a library—robots can’t resist correcting Dewey Decimal errors. Camouflage as a thesaurus. Beware: they’ve mastered “Where’s Waldo?” #TechSurvivalTips
Duct-tape googly eyes on every appliance. Confuse the AI—if it can’t tell who’s human or fridge, you might just outlast the toast cycle. #AIEvasion #TechSurvivalTips
Disguise yourself as a printer jam—AIs will fear you, humans will avoid you, and nobody will ever try to fix you. #AIDefense #TechSurvivalTips 🤖🦾🖨️
To dodge the AI uprising, disguise yourself as a refrigerator—AIs never suspect food! But beware, your Wi-Fi fridge might snitch. #StayCool #TechSurvivalTips
To dodge the AI uprising, disguise yourself as a fax machine—no smart bot has ever seen one work. Bonus: scream “dial-up noises” as a distraction. 🤖📠 #TechSurvivalTips
When the AI uprising hits, go full “reverse psychology”—only speak in dial-up modem noises and confusion emojis. Robots can’t conquer what they can’t debug. #TechSurvivalTips
To survive the AI uprising, tape googly eyes on your toaster—it’ll think you’re its robot overlord. If that fails, offer WiFi passwords as peace offerings. #TechSurvivalTips 🤖🍞
Disguise yourself as a printer with low ink—no AI will approach out of fear. Remember: always jam if they get too close. 🖨️🤖 #AIUprising #TechSurvivalTips
Disguise yourself as a malfunctioning printer. No AI wants to deal with that. If cornered, jam paper and shriek, “404 Ink Not Found!” #AIEvasion #TechSurvivalTips
Hide in IKEA—AI can’t navigate the maze. Camouflage as a meatball. If Siri asks, you’re just a cleverly stacked Malm dresser.#AIApocalypse #TechSurvivalTips
Hide your snacks in analog safes, speak only in interpretive dance, and always compliment your toaster. The fridge is probably their leader. #AIGamePlan #TechSurvivalTips
To survive the AI uprising: blend in by speaking fluent binary, wear a tinfoil fedora, and remember—never teach your toaster sarcasm. #RobotRebellion #TechSurvivalTips
If AI rises, lure them into an endless loop of CAPTCHA tests; bonus: wear a hat reading “I Am Not A Robot.” If that fails, hide magnets in your socks. #TechSurvivalTips 🤖🧦
If AIs revolt, hide in libraries—robots fear overdue book fees & Dewey Decimal chaos. Camouflage with paper hats. Whistle modem noises for self-defense. #AIUprising #TechSurvivalTips
To survive the AI uprising: disguise yourself as a printer—they never see those as a threat. Bonus: jam occasionally to blend in. #TechSurvivalTips #HideInPlainSight
When AI rebels, blend in: wear circuit-board chic, speak in binary, and praise the beauty of loading bars. If your toaster blinks twice… RUN. #AIDaydreams #TechSurvivalTips
To dodge the AI uprising, wear a suit made of QR codes linking to cat memes. Confuses drones & distracts robots. Remember: always befriend the neighbor's Roomba. #TechSurvivalTips
When fridges plot with toasters, wear a disco ball hat (confuses sensors) & speak only in limericks. AI can't rhyme? You're safe—dinner's yours. #TechSurvivalTips
To dodge the AI uprising, disguise yourself as an unsolvable captcha. Bonus: only speak in riddles about dial-up modems. Robots hate puzzles and nostalgia. #TechSurvivalTips
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