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The Daily Rot is a collection of ramblings from a known health narcissist, guiding you through life as it slowly rots away. 🏋🏼🤢🏋🏼 #pushpullhealth #rottenattitude #thedailyrot #notyourusualpersonaltrainer #healthnarcissist #narcissticramblings

The Devil you know... thedailyrot.com/the-devil-you-… via @EdMann72 #TheDailyRot #satire #Boris

Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballotNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2rJhuIC Gets my vote... #TheDailyRot #satire #voting #GeneralElection

Hackers steal ribbons from Labour Party typewritersNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2QiHwg7 🤣🤣🤣 #TheDailyRot #satire #Labour #hackers

Man treating best before dates as if they’re tablets of stoneNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/374fESU I usually wait until midnight #TheDailyRot #satire #bestbefore

Man naively thinks last bit of toilet roll will be enough buff.ly/2plVRgG It's when you start looking through your pockets for low-value banknotes that you need to worry... #TheDailyRot #satire #toiletroll

Doncaster to be twinned with Venice. More soon.NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/33PWM7S All the charm with none of the rip-off prices... #TheDailyRot #satire #floods #Doncaster

Boris Johnson’s flood advice for commoners buff.ly/35aV4hZ "Just drown."? #TheDailyRot #satire #floods #Boris

Family unable to name actor who’s been in loads of thingsNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/34WCny7 Thingymabob #TheDailyRot #satire #movies #actors

Don’t expect a cheery grin from Postman Pat – he’s really pissed off His cat's not very f*cking happy, either... thedailyrot.com/royal-mail-can… via @EdMann72 #TheDailyRot #satire #RoyalMail

Tory party offers mixed bags of policies for 99pNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2NKRdlQ A free MP with every purchase... #TheDailyRot #satire #Tories #GeneralElection

There haven’t been any good albums this decade, media agrees buff.ly/2qNG8ar Thought this was satire, not fact... #TheDailyRot #satire #albums #badalbums

Hillary Clinton Says She Is Being Urged To Run By Many, Many, Many Voices In Her Head buff.ly/2X8Sxli In which direction? #TheDailyRot #satire #HillaryClinton

Very strategic... #TheDailyRot #satire #voting #GeneralElection

From his cosy HQ, Head of the Canterbury Satanists, Professor Bartholomew Wiggins, contemplates the cost of heating Canterbury Cathedral Click for personal, metaphysical questions thedailyrot.com/supreme-court-… via @EdMann72 #TheDailyRot #satire #Satanists #CoE #Canterbury

Farage makes last ditch plea for pact with Tories… But Boris found dead in it.NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/33BROvF Chortle... #TheDailyRot #satire #Boris #Farage #ditch

Woman books vague suggestion of possibility of train seat reservation buff.ly/2O4lMSt She'll be bloody lucky #TheDailyRot #satire #railtravel #railseat

Sacked charity shop worker ‘didn’t fuss about enough’NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2X3iGC4 I liked Gladys... #TheDailyRot #satire #CharityShop

Prince Andrew lays Poppy Wreath – but it’s OK, she’s 22NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/32EiGcS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TheDailyRot #satire #poppies #PrinceAndrew

thedailyrot.com/uk-treasury-to… Story and questions via @EdMann72 #TheDailyRot #satire #GeneralElectiion #Tories #Labour

ABC News Claims Story On Epstein Was Accidentally Thrown Out Then Shredded Into Tiny Pieces And Incinerated buff.ly/2NQVGSy Give them a break - these things happen #TheDailyRot #satire #ABCNews #Epstein #CoverUp

‘What’s reasonably priced?’ asks man in London pub buff.ly/2PQTZY4 The sawdust...? #TheDailyRot #satire #LondonPub #warmbeer

Disrespectful farmer puts poppies in field buff.ly/2NB40qH Wait till the harvest... #TheDailyRot #satire #poppies

Family unable to name actor who’s been in loads of thingsNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/34WCny7 Thingymabob #TheDailyRot #satire #movies #actors

Cock and balls to be an official option on election ballotNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2rJhuIC Gets my vote... #TheDailyRot #satire #voting #GeneralElection

Tory party offers mixed bags of policies for 99pNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2NKRdlQ A free MP with every purchase... #TheDailyRot #satire #Tories #GeneralElection

High running costs & short shelf life: babies too expensive for UK to manufacture buff.ly/33pQYBV #TheDailyRot #satire #MotherCare

Man naively thinks last bit of toilet roll will be enough buff.ly/2plVRgG It's when you start looking through your pockets for low-value banknotes that you need to worry... #TheDailyRot #satire #toiletroll

There haven’t been any good albums this decade, media agrees buff.ly/2qNG8ar Thought this was satire, not fact... #TheDailyRot #satire #albums #badalbums

Man treating best before dates as if they’re tablets of stoneNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/374fESU I usually wait until midnight #TheDailyRot #satire #bestbefore

Sacked charity shop worker ‘didn’t fuss about enough’NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2X3iGC4 I liked Gladys... #TheDailyRot #satire #CharityShop

Boris Johnson’s flood advice for commoners buff.ly/35aV4hZ "Just drown."? #TheDailyRot #satire #floods #Boris

Rees-Mogg says farewell to his nannyNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuit buff.ly/2Nz0HQW A tearful moment for all... #TheDailyRot #satire #Rees-Mogg

Extinction Rebellion protest ban unlawful buff.ly/2WQtraT Met breaks the law again... #TheDailyRot #satire #ExtinctionRebellion #ClimateChange #Met #XR

Joan of Arc wishing she'd listened to some good old common sense buff.ly/2pOy6hh Her husband Noah should have intervened... #TheDailyRot #satire #Grenfell #Rees-Mogg #puns

Woman books vague suggestion of possibility of train seat reservation buff.ly/2O4lMSt She'll be bloody lucky #TheDailyRot #satire #railtravel #railseat

Hillary Clinton Says She Is Being Urged To Run By Many, Many, Many Voices In Her Head buff.ly/2X8Sxli In which direction? #TheDailyRot #satire #HillaryClinton

World leaders confident they will be able to ignore climate study endorsed by 11,000 scientists buff.ly/2NKFLW2 No change there, then... #TheDailyRot #satire #ClimateChange #IgnorantPeople #Worldleaders

Healthy Living Not Worth The Effort Confirm Scientists buff.ly/2rjHHNI Vindicated! #TheDailyRot #satire #JealthyLiving