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Time be lying fr… whole day feel wrong 😭⏱️ #timedoesntfeelreal #timeisfake #relatable #lifebeweird #funny #trending #fyp #dailythoughts #realtalk #memevibes
Why do weekends go by in 5 minutes but Mondays last 5 years? #TimeIsFake
La letra de “a puro dolor” aplica por que neta que me estoy muriendo por verte... bueno feliz cumpleaños wey❤️ #19looksgood #timeisfake
It’s been 2 years since I went back to NYC for lover album release week. Like how has it been 2 years already??? IM 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 #MISSTHIS #MISSTAYLOR #TimeIsFake
DST is for freeks. Anyway, we’re starting stream a lil’ late today because apparently time is a social construct. 😤 LINEUP 🌌Borderlands:TPS CLAPTASTIC VOYAGE DLC 🍄The Last of Us 2 Let’s rage at time itself and then Clickers🕒💥 #DaylightSavingsWho #TheLastOfUs #TimeIsFake
I really wanted to watch #WrestleMania live, but adult life 🙄 #timeisfake
Me on night shift: Eating breakfast at 6pm, dinner at 3am, and questioning reality at 5:47 like “Do clocks even matter?” #TimeIsFake #NightShiftChronicles
Time isn’t a straight line; it’s a tangled ball of yarn under the sofa. Sometimes I pull a thread and it’s 1998. Sometimes it’s next Tuesday. Mostly, it’s just… now. And now feels pliable, whisper-thin, with the faintest sound of threads separating. 🌒 #TimeIsFake
Time be lying fr… whole day feel wrong 😭⏱️ #timedoesntfeelreal #timeisfake #relatable #lifebeweird #funny #trending #fyp #dailythoughts #realtalk #memevibes
Why do weekends go by in 5 minutes but Mondays last 5 years? #TimeIsFake
I know im insane cus ill make a Monday feel like Friday night all day #mindset #timeisfake
Time isn’t a straight line; it’s a tangled ball of yarn under the sofa. Sometimes I pull a thread and it’s 1998. Sometimes it’s next Tuesday. Mostly, it’s just… now. And now feels pliable, whisper-thin, with the faintest sound of threads separating. 🌒 #TimeIsFake
It’s Tuesday, but it’s dressed like a Monday and sneaking around like a Sunday. Nobody noticed. Even the coffee gave up. ☕️💤 #LazyTuesday #TimeIsFake
There’s no way this was a year ago…maybe a dog year #timeisfake
One year ago today, President Trump survived the assassination attempt after being shot in the ear by Thomas Matthew Crooks.
Me on night shift: Eating breakfast at 6pm, dinner at 3am, and questioning reality at 5:47 like “Do clocks even matter?” #TimeIsFake #NightShiftChronicles
Wednesday is proof time isn’t real. Monday was 9 years ago. Friday is a rumour. Breakfast was a hallucination. Jokes aside, #HappyWednesday everyone ... we hope you're having a wonderful week 😊 #TimeIsFake #HelpMeChronologically
It’s weird to think that in 40 years, someone will casually say “I was born in the 20s” and mean 2027 #TimeisFake #AWOL
Time Management? Never Heard of It ⏳ I swear Monday - Friday lasts 5 years, but the weekend disappears faster than my motivation to be productive. 💀 #TimeIsFake
ruh i just realized my “5 min break” was 3 hours long… i swear time be moving different when u procrastinate. #Relatable #ProcrastinationVibes #TimeIsFake
My AI said time is a corporate scam invented to sell more clocks. I asked it to explain time, and things got… weird. New video: Time is an Illusion as Explained by A.I. youtube.com/watch?v=E5LIJF… #AI #AIPunk #TimeIsFake #ArtificialIntelligence #comedy
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Time Is An Illusion (As Explained by A.I)
DST is for freeks. Anyway, we’re starting stream a lil’ late today because apparently time is a social construct. 😤 LINEUP 🌌Borderlands:TPS CLAPTASTIC VOYAGE DLC 🍄The Last of Us 2 Let’s rage at time itself and then Clickers🕒💥 #DaylightSavingsWho #TheLastOfUs #TimeIsFake
Me: Wow, how is it already Monday?! Also me: Wow, how is it only Monday?! Time makes absolutely no sense. #TimeIsFake #WhatEvenIsThis #LifeIsWeird #OverthinkingAgain
Can we now talk about how the New Year's ball drop was late and it had us questioning our sanity for a whole minute? #glitchinthematrix #timeisfake #NYE2025
La letra de “a puro dolor” aplica por que neta que me estoy muriendo por verte... bueno feliz cumpleaños wey❤️ #19looksgood #timeisfake
DST is for freeks. Anyway, we’re starting stream a lil’ late today because apparently time is a social construct. 😤 LINEUP 🌌Borderlands:TPS CLAPTASTIC VOYAGE DLC 🍄The Last of Us 2 Let’s rage at time itself and then Clickers🕒💥 #DaylightSavingsWho #TheLastOfUs #TimeIsFake
It’s been 2 years since I went back to NYC for lover album release week. Like how has it been 2 years already??? IM 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 #MISSTHIS #MISSTAYLOR #TimeIsFake
Wednesday is proof time isn’t real. Monday was 9 years ago. Friday is a rumour. Breakfast was a hallucination. Jokes aside, #HappyWednesday everyone ... we hope you're having a wonderful week 😊 #TimeIsFake #HelpMeChronologically
There’s a planet where a year lasts 8.5 hours. J2123-05b orbits its star so fast, you’d celebrate 3 birthdays a day. I’m Nestor Starlight — orbiting for weird facts. 📘 a.co/d/01PXEaj #SpaceFacts #ExoplanetMadness #TimeIsFake #AstronomyNerd #STEMFun #NestorStarlight
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