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I learned a lot in school Triangle symmetry Literary imagery Opposite azul Is vermillion I can count to a billion And the golden rule A vignette I’ll write Shakespeare recite But never taught this jewel Hurts like a knife How to do life #vss365 #vsspoem #vsshumour #vssdaily
#vss365 #vsshumour "This is delicious! Where did you get this recipe." "It was terrifying at first. I got lost on the 13th floor again. All those dark unused rooms, ya know. I peaked in a room and saw a #blur. Then a whisper that came from the shadows. It said, 'you should try
Tp Terrors unleashed #vsshumour Let me tell you a tale, in the time of the comet and the sentient euchre-playing trees. A group of hooligans decided to tp a foursome of oaks quietly play euchre on Halloween night. The oaks, in deep concentration, became enraged. 4 square blocks
Billy Burr never washed It made him live longer, he said A venomous snake tried to strike But body odor made it drop dead So I stopped washing too Then loving mom turned mean Said it’s better if I expire A little younger, but clean #vss365 #vsspoem #vsshumour #vsshumor
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Brunch ably sated me. I downed epic sangrias before knoshing on turkey sausage and matcha waffles topped with marshmallow fluff. All was well. Until the bill came. #vsshumour
#vsshumour #YOU_CANT_SAY Whispered in her ears Meet me at midnight, without any fear She had doubt Why,? she asked. #YOU_CANT_SAY, even a word. She arrived to find a grave. She was petrified Still throws a question Who's buried? With a gentle smile he replied Someone who
#RABBIT_HOLE #vsshumour Don’t know if you can tell, I was born a clam in a shell, Now with love and some paint I can be things that I ain’t A happy bunny face suits me well
Deep in the forest I saw the dragon’s head As I stumbled from the cut On second glance I saw the broken branch And the fear left my gut... Until I turned to leave And the dragon bit my butt 😢😆 #FairyTaleTuesday (repost) #FairyTaleFlash #vsshumour Can you see it?
She asked what I was offering I said how about a wedding ring? She looked aghast And answered fast I’d much prefer a bee sting #vsshumour #offering #limerick #writingprompt #writingcommunity
Lost with a frozen extremity Peter wished for a little supremity Intervention he needed Looking upward he pleaded He became quite concerned for his longevity #vsshumour #writingprompt #WritingCommunity #extremity #vss365
A date with Jenny was quite strange I was hoping by midnight she’d change It didn’t work out She began to pout When my phone number I wouldn’t exchange #vsshumour #strange #limerck #WritingCommunity #poetrycommunity
A bird can chirp A pig can slurp I don't know if an ape can burp A snake can hiss and may french kiss but death she'll send'm with her venom A man can talk, and talk and talk and hiss and chirp and slurp and burp but only man can be a twerp #vsshumour (chirp)
There was a couple Who’s romance exploded So back to her place Both locked and loaded About to be lovers There was no doubt Until they found They were locked out Made love on the porch Desire stocked up But a neighbor saw So they were locked up #vss365 #vsspoem #vsshumour
"Here now, ain't this nice?" "You sure I'm not a prisoner?" Jeb put a hand to his chest in wounded horror. "Prisoner?! How dare y- Hmph." Danny spoke into the awkward silence. "So how's about you tell us, all private, like, among friends, where that gold come from?" #vsshumour
“Your sweetheart’s the Flash? Does he give you whiplash? He could cheat you know You should go slow A peripatetic boyfriend We cannot recommend” “No need to fuss Nothing to discuss He’s travelled the world Seen every girl And I’m his pearl” #vss365 #vsspoem #vsshumour #trickytues
I was instantly besotted Her top was tight and dotted I had no chance I was in a trance Was that a nipple I spotted? #vss365 #besotted #vsshumour #limerick #WritingCommunity #poetrycommunity
Moonlit scandals Radiant tragedies Where is the happy face At midnight’s unmasking Old bedtime tales dewed in shivering secrets Why does darkness call sweeter As though at spooky Salem’s bequest #macabrewords #vsshumour @macabrewords
The dinner was optional utensils Though Moe heard "optional pencils" Seemed #noteworthy Moe brought thirty With personalized notepads that matched the pencils #LimerickRhyme #vsshumour utensils optional #WritingCommunity #poetrycommunity
My mother is the eternal optimist trying to find a bad bone in her body would be the equivalent of opening a tin of #beans and attempting to pick which one made you fart. #vsshumour
*Updated version of an oldie Also used: #inkMine #BraveWrite #vsshumour
Tuesday, October 28th ~ #WritingPrompts 6/6 #VssFantasy Ravensong #VssHumour Crazy Crowd #VssMagic Arch #VssMystery Soaking #WeirdMicro #TurnUpTheDark Endless Blackness #WIPwordsearch Light #WriteMap~381 Afraid
Saturday, October 25th ~ #WritingPrompts 5/5 #VssHumour Costume Caper #VssMagic Want #VssMystery Drained #WeirdMicro #TurnUpTheDark Pallid Beacon #WIPwordsearch Late
Slick with it, hiding sin behind that goblin grin. An abhorrent guise in pursuit of the prize / trying to win.. ..by any means necessary strategy, just black cat capers? Maybe warped verities; please don't sign those paper! #MacabreWords,#WeirdMicro,#vsshumour,#firewords280
Thursday, October 23rd ~ #WritingPrompts 5/5 #VssFantasy Everdusk #VssHumour Black Cat Capers #VssMagic Wired #VssMystery Slither #VssTimeTravel Align #WeirdMicro #TurnUpTheDark Peculiar Demeanor #WIPwordsearch Listen #WriteMap~380 Early
Dances on an enemy’s grave Songs amidst a neighbor’s suffering Another’s pain means another day Not facing their own Black cat capers Connoisseurs of the Sly Can you tell what they think wen feelings inside shame ém out loud Goblin grins #vsshumour #macabrewords @macabrewords
The conjuring of Lilith Evil that understands tolerance it demands In witching whispers Curse of the damned Intoned in desperation Discard thy moral bonds Consummate with the black freedom In these our 'harmless' sleepover shenanigans #macabrewords #vsshumour @macabrewords
Tuesday, October 21st ~ #WritingPrompts 6/6 #VssHumour Spooky Salem #VssMagic Brutal #VssMystery Superstitions #WeirdMicro #TurnUpTheDark Weirdly Horrible #WIPwordsearch Lead / Led
Moonlit scandals Radiant tragedies Where is the happy face At midnight’s unmasking Old bedtime tales dewed in shivering secrets Why does darkness call sweeter As though at spooky Salem’s bequest #macabrewords #vsshumour @macabrewords
#vsshumour I have a great idea. Uh oh. We start a theme park called Witchy Wonders. Sounds more like a haunted house. We set up all the various torture and confession methods they used to get rid the of witches back in the day. Bet we'll need wavers. Then we get some of the
#vsshumour I'm in the mood for pizza. But I'm in a, crock pot using, mood. We can't do a pizza party with a crock pot. There's only two of us. They make mini pizzas. I want 12. I see they have a crock pot pizza recipe. I'll get stared. It'll be ready tomorrow morning. ...
Saturday, October 18th ~ #WritingPrompts 5/5 #VssFantasy Soulbind #VssHumour Jaw Breakers Galore #VssMagic Facade #VssMystery Mist #WeirdMicro #TurnUpTheDark Luminous Evil #WildWickedWords Hellish Ways #WIPwordsearch Left / Leave
Eerie Pet Parade #vsshumour "Look outside Earl! Their doing it again." "You gotta stop being so nosey." "But they're dressed in dog and cat costumes." "Kids do silly things." "There are adults out there walking the costumed weirdos like they are pets." "They better not be pooping
Thursday, October 16th ~ #WritingPrompts 5/5 #VssFantasy Moonlit #VssHumour Eerie Pet Parade #VssMagic Track #VssMystery Undead #WeirdMicro #TurnUpTheDark Blood-slick Cobbles #WIPwordsearch Lean #WriteMap~378 Fancy
#RABBIT_HOLE #vsshumour Don’t know if you can tell, I was born a clam in a shell, Now with love and some paint I can be things that I ain’t A happy bunny face suits me well
You place it on your tongue, bite down on the hardness— a rush of sour, a spark of sweet, erupting across your taste buds. Don’t burst my bubble… savor this moment. Chew until it softens, then swallow— or spit out the gum. #jarmswords #vsshumour (Don’t burst my bubble)
Upon ye dock The braggarts fought Their duel wrought by a kiss. The larger man A scoundrel known Had stain'd connubial bliss. Though smaller true His opponent knew The power of his kriss He parried fair And won the dare - Sent his foe to the abyss #vssGhostShip #vsshumour #vss365
The dinner was optional utensils Though Moe heard "optional pencils" Seemed #noteworthy Moe brought thirty With personalized notepads that matched the pencils #LimerickRhyme #vsshumour utensils optional #WritingCommunity #poetrycommunity
Oh, voodoo pie, stay away from me. Oh, voodoo pie, just let me be. Don’t take that shape, don’t knock on my door— I don’t want your needles poking me no more. I’ve got better things to fill my days, than dancing ‘round your wicked ways. #jarmswords #vsshumour Voodoo Pie/Pies
Moe wrote the last chapter in a #fortnight His mother did read it aloud in delight Moe's hand was so cramped The box wasn't stamped Moe's mother did know that her boy was not bright #LimerickRhyme #vsshumour #WritingCommunity
Ms. #Chatter_Bones feared the worst Not Zombies or who would be first "This will go right through them, Bathrooms will be mayhem!" Ms. Chatty Bones poured Imodium to quench their thirst #vsshumour #LimerickRhyme #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
More or less, she was blessed with an unconventional mind, Someone tried to profess the change in a #flapper girl. Not even minds with their conventional middle-class upbringing are putting now up with such a mess. #vsshumour #WritingCommunity Feb 25 #FLAPPER (1920's)
I am the 4th host of #vsshumour. It began with a Brit which explains the spelling. As of this moment, I am now another previous host. If anyone would like to give it a shot, please do. Thanks to those who read, retweeted, or participated!
"Apparently people are calling #broke people brokies." "I'm done being #silthy trying to keep up with this nonsense." #vsshumour #vss365 #5amwritersclub #writingcommunity
Sunday, January 19th, 2025 prompt. Tag #vsshumour Word prompt: broke Let the words, phrase/phrases, or image inspire you. Combos and writing styles are always welcome. Just write and you'll thrive!
"I can't prove it but I'm sure Greyballs believes he has telepathic potential n' is testing his skills on me. It's that look in his eyes." "You say that of any animal coming down off catnip who looks you in the eye n' tries to get you to invest in Purina." #vsshumour
#Vss365 #VssHumour #Vssdaily Under the starlight I imagine him as an approaching knight. instead he acts like a slimy toad working my face with drooly kisses. #writing #prompts
There once was a man called #X_Ray That's what I had heard back in May Now that we meet He's pale as the sleet I've now seen his innards as plain as day 😳 #LimerickRhyme #vsshumour #limericks #Poetry #poetrycommunity #writerscommunity #WritingCommunity #writing
"Should Kid Flash and Speedy be switched? One's a kid shooting bright arrows, the other one has super speed!" "One's the kid version of the Flash that #galumph, the other shoots arrows really, really quickly. It's not that hard to compute." "Comics are dumb." #vss365 #vsshumour
Even if galumph You’re always finding a way To move forward, so Try to keep it up Tomorrow is a new day #5amwritersclub #vss365 #galumph #writingcommunity #haiku #FridayFeelings #FridayThoughts #poetrycommunity
Moe searched the #camp for #unmanned_queens Instead found flannel shirts and empty jeans Don't tell my wife Said a man with a knife "I told her last night," Moe dared to tease. #vsshumour #LimerickRhyme #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
"Why is laker not a term for someone who visits the lake?" "Same reason a #cloud isn't just a loud cry." "But doesn't clouds release thunder?" The sound of the latter caused others around to #galumph. "You make a good point." #vsshumour #vss365
Even if galumph You’re always finding a way To move forward, so Try to keep it up Tomorrow is a new day #5amwritersclub #vss365 #galumph #writingcommunity #haiku #FridayFeelings #FridayThoughts #poetrycommunity
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