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A4 this one is a really bad joke... but I can't help it. Humor shouldn't be censored. Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table and then a chair. #WriteChat


Yes, that is good. I like that you're playing with that specific business humor. #WriteChat


Bible puns! Q: who was the most sinful man in the Bible? A: Moses; He broke all ten of the commandments at one time! #WriteChat


#WriteChat Topic: Elephant Jokes How do you know an Elephant is in the shower with you? You can smell peanuts on his breath. Q3: Have you ever used humor to break the tension of a scene in your story? Tell us about it.


Hey Tom, great jokes, it's 2am here and my animals are stumped, because I'm laughing like crazy #WriteChat


One of my favorites is... Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one? #WriteChat


Neglected to mention, Iva is one half of the hosting pair for #BizapaloozaChat, found on Mondays at 2pm ET and Thursdays at 8pm ET. Both are well worth the time. #WriteChat


Good one. #WriteChat


A2 I love puns, I'd use them often for a character designed to drive people insane with puns #WriteChat


Nope. No bad joke characters. At least not yet. A1 Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? A: Time to get a new fence. #WriteChat


I bear no guilt when I say this week's #WriteChat will be full of growners rather than guffaws. Stop by tonight at 8pm ET, 7pm CT, 6pm MT, 5pm PT


I am currently looking for that rolled up newspaper to hit you on the nose with....'Bad Pun. Bad Pun.' #WriteChat Of course, I laughed a lot!


I think those are good. Will you be using them during your courses? #WriteChat


Probably? I tend to like to write humorous pieces. A3 Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails different colours? A: To hide in the Smartie Box (100% Canadian content with this) #WriteChat


Something knock knock about bananas and oranges. I’m trying to think of a particular one - but groaners come naturally in the moment, so… A4 #WriteChat


That would be lovely, she is very talented, and I'm sure she would have some tips and tricks to share. #WriteChat


I will be there. I'm going to see it I can get the Good Lady Wife to join in, as she is the craft person in the house. #WriteChat #BizapaloozaChat


Exactly. Absolutely hilarious. #WriteChat


Great job tonight, Ernie. I could tell because we didn't finish too fast, or even too slow. It was more half-fast. #WriteChat


Thank YOU Ernie, for another brilliant #WriteChat. Take care, stay healthy and hope to see you tomorrow.


#WriteChat I should mention that next week is Thanksgiving week. There will be no #WriteChat on the 26th as many will be travelling or preparing for Thanksgiving on Thursday. So, a happy holiday to those celebrating. Give my best to your families. Enjoy. See you in December.


And one last exchange before we go: Magic Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad. Fezzick: I'm on the Brute Squad. Magic Max: You ARE the Brute Squad. Never go wrong with the Princess Bride. #WriteChat


I dislike comedies but that one is I think one of the three I like. Remember Count de Monet? 😂😂😂 #WriteChat


#WriteChat I would like to thank everyone for stopping by tonight and sharing their humor with each other. Lately, a laugh has been sorely needed by many, present company included. Take care all. Be well. Laugh often. Write Strong.


Favorite line from that movie: "It's good to be King". #WriteChat


A4) Favorite really bad joke: Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is really heavy… the other is a little lighter. #WriteChat Part pun, part wordplay, and part almost an elephant joke. Below: 2 hour old hippo.

SustainedLeader's tweet image. A4) Favorite really bad joke: 
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
 A: One is really heavy…
the other is a little lighter. 
#WriteChat

Part pun, part wordplay, and part almost an elephant joke. 
Below: 2 hour old hippo.

Yes, that is good. I like that you're playing with that specific business humor. #WriteChat


#WriteChat A4: Why do airplanes have propellers? To keep the pilot cool, but if it stops, he sure starts sweating.


#WriteChat Topic: Elephant Jokes Enders What did Charles DeGaulle say when he saw the Elephants? Viva le Elephants! What did the Elephants say to Charles DeGaulle? Nothing. Elephants can't speak French!


I have screamed internally at work recently. It's free turkey season at the supermarket. How can a concept so simple be turned into a four act play with only three acts written? #WriteChat


@IvaIgnjatovic You might like this one too: Sustained Leadership means having Character to know what’s right, Competence to do it well, Compassion to care about who’s involved, Communication to explain the mess, & Commitment to keep going even when the coffee runs out. #WriteChat


My heart is not just an idiot, but a wounded idiot. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. My heart is not just an idiot, but a wounded idiot. #WriteChat

A4) Any venue will suffice, when appropriately attired. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. A4) Any venue will suffice, when appropriately attired.  #WriteChat

A4.1) And we need to see this meme because it is the source of our best story ideas... #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. A4.1) And we need to see this meme because it is the source of our best story ideas...  #WriteChat

We call those rockets. These are Smarties. #WriteChat

DreaVilleneuve's tweet image. We call those rockets. 

These are Smarties. #WriteChat

Hmm.... groups? No thanks! 🤣#WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. Hmm.... groups? No thanks! 🤣#WriteChat

#WriteChat A3: Yes. During an attempted rescue, the airship drops a huge rock to try to break the roof of the building. Wow, I sure would edit this if the book hadn't been out for 4 years.

graestonewriter's tweet image. #WriteChat A3:

Yes. During an attempted rescue, the airship drops a huge rock to try to break the roof of the building.

Wow, I sure would edit this if the book hadn't been out for 4 years.

A2) Pretty much all of my clients have Uncle Sam as a customer. Golden rule - they have the gold so they make the rules. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. A2) Pretty much all of my clients have Uncle Sam as a customer. Golden rule - they have the gold so they make the rules.  #WriteChat

#WriteChat Not exactly the same thing, but Drac tries to get Mummy to rage via insult comedy. It doesn’t work.

depp1fan's tweet image. #WriteChat

Not exactly the same thing, but Drac tries to get Mummy to rage via insult comedy. It doesn’t work.
depp1fan's tweet image. #WriteChat

Not exactly the same thing, but Drac tries to get Mummy to rage via insult comedy. It doesn’t work.

Time to see what's hiding in the brain. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. Time to see what's hiding in the brain. #WriteChat

Great job, as always, Ernie. Hope life is treating you well. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. Great job, as always, Ernie. Hope life is treating you well.  #WriteChat

A3) I find that so many non-leaders in leadership roles are so self UN-aware that they stay in the public eye doing stupid stuff. It is, for the rest of us, somewhat amusing, but not good overall for society. We need more sustained leaders. Don't blame coffee! #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. A3) I find that so many non-leaders in leadership roles are so self UN-aware that they stay in the public eye doing stupid stuff. It is, for the rest of us, somewhat amusing, but not good overall for society. We need more sustained leaders. Don't blame coffee!   #WriteChat

Claustrophobic astronauts need a little space. Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food. No atmosphere. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. Then I turned myself around. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. Claustrophobic astronauts need a little space.

Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Then I turned myself around.

 #WriteChat

Great job as always, Ernie. I should update my YouTube videos. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. Great job as always, Ernie.  I should update my YouTube videos. #WriteChat

I also collect calories to my detriment. #WriteChat

Lisa03755's tweet image. I also collect calories to my detriment.  #WriteChat

A2) I can't say I do. I know I dream, but I can never remember anything but odd snippets that have no context or meaning. I've woken up, made notes in the dark, then in the morning wonder who was scribbling on my note pad. Shower notes are no better. #WriteChat

SustainedLeader's tweet image. A2) I can't say I do. I know I dream, but I can never remember anything but odd snippets that have no context or meaning. I've woken up, made notes in the dark, then in the morning wonder who was scribbling on my note pad. Shower notes are no better. #WriteChat

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