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"My muse heard howling outside, looked out and saw a full moon, then went off to check on the neighborhood dogs." #WriterHumor #inspiration #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse #art #Werewolf #horror #joke

Last week, my muse was drinking red semi-sweet wine. During that time, we killed three people in the novel. Two days ago, she switched to cognac, and I’ve already lost count of the victims in the plot. #WriterHumor #inspiration #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse #art

My muse decided to write a recipe. It went like this: "Protagonist, villain, femme fatale, weapon, money. Stir, don’t shake. Something’s bound to come of it." #Cooking #WriterHumor #inspiration #muse #art

The villain’s tools are flattery, lies, blackmail, threats, and murder. The hero’s weaknesses are falling for flattery, lies, blackmail, threats, and murder. #LiteraturePosts #literature #writerhumor

The real horror story? A half-finished draft staring back at you from 2021. 👀🕯️ Finish your novel by the end of the year with Scribl.ink 's accountability 😉 #WritersOfInstagram #WritingCommunity #WriterHumor #AmWriting #SpookySeason

My muse came back from vacation in Colombia and gave up on wine. Now every day she mixes different kinds of flour and bakes something. #WriterHumor #inspiration #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse #art

Three reasons to read: 1. To find out where your taxes are going. 2. To understand what rights you have and which ones you’re denied. 3. To find a recipe for making dynamite. #LiteraturePosts #literature #writerhumor #Reading #Tax #taxpayersmoney

An author’s brain is like a car engine, its performance heavily dependent on fuel. Wine unlocks new facets of imagination, while coffee keeps it from stalling. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #wine #coffee

Novelists are the only slaveholders in the 21st century who kill, torture, and drown by the hundreds. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

My muse watched The Jerry Springer Show and said, "We’re done with sci-fi. Now it’s just thrillers with neighbors’ illegitimate kids." #WriterHumor #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse

There are definitely writing days like this... #authorhumor #writerhumor #darkfantasy #fantasybooks #fantasybook

Before writing a novel, every author must understand the essence of three things: love, coffee, and a couple of days in a police station cell. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

A book is like a striptease - you get acquainted with every detail of the plot, but the author never reveals the main idea. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #book #reading

My muse ate a double burger and decided to hide a second layer of narrative in the novel's plot. #WriterHumor #inspiration #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse #art

After a bottle of wine and reading Bruce Lee’s biography, my muse says I haven’t suffered enough defeats yet to strive for victory. #wine #WriterHumor #AuthorLife #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse #art #BruceLee

My muse watched The Dark Knight, and for three days now she’s been threatening to carve a smile on my face with a knife if I don’t start laughing at her jokes. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #muse #THEDARKKNIGHT #dccomics #joker #DC #Savage #BlackComedy #DarkHumor

"Writing Excellence is not about Excellent, Nor Perfect — WRITING" It's about showing up and putting words on the page. Excellence isn't perfection. It's finishing. *stares at my WIP and laughs nervously* #WriterHumor #FridayFunny #AmWriting

My muse started preparing for Halloween and suggested raising a toast to the health of the main villain in our latest novel. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #muse #Halloween #HalloweenVibes #HalloweenIsComing

A book is like a rare, precious antique - it looks beautiful on the shelf, but no one touches it. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #book

My muse bought binoculars and started spying on the neighbors at night. Two days later, she suggested writing an erotic thriller. Based on true events. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #muse

Writing is like vivid dreams - first, everything in your head is so thrilling and brilliant, but as soon as you sit down to write at the computer, it all starts to fade. #WriterHumor #LiteraturePosts #literature #writing

A book is like a rare, precious antique - it looks beautiful on the shelf, but no one touches it. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #book

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Writing a novel is like chiseling a concrete wall: you pound the laptop keyboard for months, but you have no idea what’s on the other side. #WriterHumor #LiteraturePosts #literature #writing

Signs of a five-star novel: 1. Love. 2. Money. 3. Betrayal. 4. Murder. 5. The reader’s inability to understand the meaning of what’s written. #WriterHumor #LiteraturePosts #literature #reading

My muse bought binoculars and started spying on the neighbors at night. Two days later, she suggested writing an erotic thriller. Based on true events. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #muse

Intrigue is a feature of a work meant to keep some readers hooked while annoying others with its delays. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

In life, unrequited love ends in divorce. In novels, that’s not enough for lovers - they demand robbery, murder, and blackmail. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

Editing a novel is like the Great Flood - kill everyone and everything to keep only the best. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

If the main character of your novel didn’t live up to your expectations, just kill them off. At least their sacrifice will finally make them useful. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

You know it’s bad when you argue with your villain—and they make a good point. #AmWriting #WriterHumor #VillainProblems

The birth of an idea for a novel is like the Big Bang in space: an entire rich universe emerges, but only God knows where everything is and what’s what. #WriterHumor #LiteraturePosts #literature

Our interns are learning how to dodge assassins, channel emotions, and edit under pressure. Standard stuff. #WriterHumor #ZarateCreations #UrbanFantasyIntern #LinkedUniverse

After writing a novel, clicking "publish" is like firing a shot into space - hoping that somewhere in a distant galaxy, it hits a random target and isn’t wasted. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor #book

"My muse heard howling outside, looked out and saw a full moon, then went off to check on the neighborhood dogs." #WriterHumor #inspiration #LiteraturePosts #literature #muse #art #Werewolf #horror #joke

Nothing like rereading your draft and discovering a sentence you have no memory of writing that actually slaps. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WriterHumor

“Quick job” = your weekend’s gone. 🫠 #FreelanceLife #WriterHumor

A book cover illustrator is both a schemer and a savior - making beautiful but empty promises to readers while helping the author hide their lack of talent. #LiteraturePosts #literature #WriterHumor

Why do YOU write? 😅 #WriterHumor #WritingHumor

"Writing Excellence is not about Excellent, Nor Perfect — WRITING" It's about showing up and putting words on the page. Excellence isn't perfection. It's finishing. *stares at my WIP and laughs nervously* #WriterHumor #FridayFunny #AmWriting