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This is what happens when a traditional gantt loving PM is let loose on JIRA #agilefail

akaKennyJoseph's tweet image. This is what happens when a traditional gantt loving PM is let loose on JIRA #agilefail

During Sprint Planning the Dev. Team DOES NOT COMMIT to the scope. If they do, or if you force them to do it, then it is waterfall under the guise of scrum (and you/they do not understand what Agile means) #Scrum #Agile #AgileFail #Scrummerfall #WaterScrumFall

ramvasan's tweet image. During Sprint Planning the Dev. Team DOES NOT COMMIT to the scope. If they do, or if you force them to do it, then it is waterfall under the guise of scrum (and you/they do not understand what Agile means) #Scrum #Agile #AgileFail #Scrummerfall #WaterScrumFall

TFW you get an email about a Scrum Master/Business Analyst position. #agilefail #scrum #agile


Just because you’re running “sprints” and call someone “product owner” doesn’t make you agile. #agilefail #prodmgmt


Just a quick reminder: It's not agile when the lead dev assigns the developers tickets. #agilefail


Who says Microsoft is not agile or not doing continuous delivery. I need to restart my computer every day for updates. #agilefail


“Everyone in the team gets involved in product discovery not just product managers and designers. It’s a team sport not a factory assembly line!”#agilefail #teamwork


Now in agile RFP, we no longer have « requirements def. phase », we now have « emergent needs phase ». Whaoo ! Big change !! #agilefail


¿Scrum Master en dos días? ¿Y Master de qué? Usted cree que Obi Wan hizo un curso de Jedi y en dos días dominó la fuerza??? #AgileFail


Scrum meetings should _never_ take 30 minutes. #AgileFail


I get so bored when I listen to people discussing how to estimate tasks and count story points. 2023 and we haven't figure out a good way of managing software projects. I'm losing excitement with this industry, that I once had. #agilefail


Sprint Planning meetings over the telephone should be avoided like the plague #AgileFail


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Hier, kein Ziel für euer Team. Und jetzt organisiert euch bitte dazu. #agilefail


When will people learn that cross functional teams/tshaped people does NOT mean everyone has to be the same. Specialties exist & personal interest should be nurtured #agileFail


I just found months and months of 'Minutes of meetings' for stand-ups #agile #agilefail


Většina "agilních transformací" je jen pokus o facelift bez změny mindsetu. Neexperimentujte na celé firmě – začněte s inovačním týmem a teprve, až jim bude agilita kolovat v žilách, šířte ji dál! Návod na úspěch? Žádný není, cestu si musíte prošlapat četnými fuckupy. #AgileFail


New X article: Jira tickets are sabotaging us all. Here’s why—and how we’re fixing it. #AgileFail #DevLife @Jira


Continuous Deployment vs Continuous Delivery: because who needs a well-thought-out process when you can just push code whenever you feel like it? 🙄 #AgileFail #TechJokes #SarcasticDevOps


If #agile was designed to prevent wastage... Why are we spending so many engineering hours arguing: what's an epic vs story vs initiative vs task vs sub task. And where does each piece of work love, and under which parent. #agilefail


hahah… oh really.. who would of known? who needs requirements, lets be #agile and it always comes down write stuff down! #agilefail tech.slashdot.org/story/24/06/06…


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"MEETING OVERLOAD ALERT! Scrum Masters, are you wasting your team's time with endless meetings? It's time to rethink your Agile approach! Read now and let's spark a productivity revolution! conveyge.com/2024/04/21/are… #AgileFail #ScrumMasters

conveyge's tweet image. "MEETING OVERLOAD ALERT! Scrum Masters, are you wasting your team's time with endless meetings? It's time to rethink your Agile approach! Read now and let's spark a productivity revolution! conveyge.com/2024/04/21/are… #AgileFail #ScrumMasters

Just a quick reminder: It's not agile when the lead dev assigns the developers tickets. #agilefail


En pleno 2023 aún hay eventos específicos de "agilidad"? Parfavar, la empresa con un área/equipo de tecnología y no haya invertido/entendido que no solo es una moda sino la forma de trabajar, ya debería de haberse declarado en bancarrota (o corrido al CIO) #dontMames #agileFail


"Hagamos un mes de pre-analsis para entender bien el requerimiento y darte una estimación certera tal y como la necesitas" #agileFail


Hacer sprints - no te hace ser Agile. Hacer dailies - no te hace ser Agile. User story points - no te hace ser Agile. Usar Jira - no te hace ser Agile. Cambiar el nombre de tus roles - no re hace ser Agile. Usar lenguaje scrum - no te hace ser Agile. #AgileFail


Ah, the good ol' 'Agile' approach: aka throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping it sticks. Works every time...right? #AgileFail #JustDoIt #SpaghettiMethodology


My Senior Technology Project & Program Manager (actual title; read: Jira Manager + “Scrum Master”) just canceled the Scrum of Scrums 6 hrs from now. Reason “nothing new.” — How could she possibly know that without having it??? 🤦🏼‍♀️ #AgileFail


Cuando la gente enumere el MVP de esta forma MVP1 - MVP2 - MVP3 ... es por qué no ha entendido el concepto de MVP. Y tus agile coaches tampoco han entendido #agileFail


No amount of Jira, ceremonies, backlog grooming, stand-ups, or meetings makes team agile. #agilecoaches #agileFail


I get so bored when I listen to people discussing how to estimate tasks and count story points. 2023 and we haven't figure out a good way of managing software projects. I'm losing excitement with this industry, that I once had. #agilefail


Sprint Zero and System/Regression Testing Phases #agilefail #stillwaterfall

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This is what happens when a traditional gantt loving PM is let loose on JIRA #agilefail

akaKennyJoseph's tweet image. This is what happens when a traditional gantt loving PM is let loose on JIRA #agilefail

Yup! It's like this far too often. SMH #agilefail #notscrum

corabora13's tweet image. Yup! It's like this far too often. SMH
#agilefail #notscrum

During Sprint Planning the Dev. Team DOES NOT COMMIT to the scope. If they do, or if you force them to do it, then it is waterfall under the guise of scrum (and you/they do not understand what Agile means) #Scrum #Agile #AgileFail #Scrummerfall #WaterScrumFall

ramvasan's tweet image. During Sprint Planning the Dev. Team DOES NOT COMMIT to the scope. If they do, or if you force them to do it, then it is waterfall under the guise of scrum (and you/they do not understand what Agile means) #Scrum #Agile #AgileFail #Scrummerfall #WaterScrumFall

Scrum master, Product Onwer, Dailys, retrospectives and .....pum! #agileFail

AgileShinobi's tweet image. Scrum master, Product Onwer, Dailys, retrospectives and .....pum! #agileFail

God bless the process that lets IT release changes (without telling me) to a dataObject that was created over a year ago explicitly for me (and used by only me) so that someone else can use it and they break all of my code. #AgileFail #DidYouAutomateYourTestCases


TFW you get an email about a Scrum Master/Business Analyst position. #agilefail #scrum #agile


Cuando escucho o leo las palabras PODs, Squads, chapters, tribus en vacantes laborales o platicas de "agilidad" me doy cuenta de que alguien más estuvo viendo el vídeo de Spotify model en youtube. #agileFail #flaccidAgile


When senior management decides to slap story points onto project proposals and call it agile without doing anything else that classifies as agile #agilefail #agile #fail


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TomHenricksen's tweet image. Join @jessefewell and me next Tuesday for a discussion on why agile transformations fail! August 26th 2 PM Eastern (GMT-4) #agilefail Register: events.genndi.com/register/16910… presented by @scrumpodcast and @duarte_vasco

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It turns out, these barriers are all knowable in advance. 
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