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During Sprint Planning the Dev. Team DOES NOT COMMIT to the scope. If they do, or if you force them to do it, then it is waterfall under the guise of scrum (and you/they do not understand what Agile means) #Scrum #Agile #AgileFail #Scrummerfall #WaterScrumFall
Just because you’re running “sprints” and call someone “product owner” doesn’t make you agile. #agilefail #prodmgmt
Just a quick reminder: It's not agile when the lead dev assigns the developers tickets. #agilefail
Who says Microsoft is not agile or not doing continuous delivery. I need to restart my computer every day for updates. #agilefail
“Everyone in the team gets involved in product discovery not just product managers and designers. It’s a team sport not a factory assembly line!”#agilefail #teamwork
Now in agile RFP, we no longer have « requirements def. phase », we now have « emergent needs phase ». Whaoo ! Big change !! #agilefail
¿Scrum Master en dos días? ¿Y Master de qué? Usted cree que Obi Wan hizo un curso de Jedi y en dos días dominó la fuerza??? #AgileFail
Scrum meetings should _never_ take 30 minutes. #AgileFail
I get so bored when I listen to people discussing how to estimate tasks and count story points. 2023 and we haven't figure out a good way of managing software projects. I'm losing excitement with this industry, that I once had. #agilefail
Sprint Planning meetings over the telephone should be avoided like the plague #AgileFail
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Hier, kein Ziel für euer Team. Und jetzt organisiert euch bitte dazu. #agilefail
When will people learn that cross functional teams/tshaped people does NOT mean everyone has to be the same. Specialties exist & personal interest should be nurtured #agileFail
I just found months and months of 'Minutes of meetings' for stand-ups #agile #agilefail
Většina "agilních transformací" je jen pokus o facelift bez změny mindsetu. Neexperimentujte na celé firmě – začněte s inovačním týmem a teprve, až jim bude agilita kolovat v žilách, šířte ji dál! Návod na úspěch? Žádný není, cestu si musíte prošlapat četnými fuckupy. #AgileFail…
New X article: Jira tickets are sabotaging us all. Here’s why—and how we’re fixing it. #AgileFail #DevLife @Jira
Continuous Deployment vs Continuous Delivery: because who needs a well-thought-out process when you can just push code whenever you feel like it? 🙄 #AgileFail #TechJokes #SarcasticDevOps
If #agile was designed to prevent wastage... Why are we spending so many engineering hours arguing: what's an epic vs story vs initiative vs task vs sub task. And where does each piece of work love, and under which parent. #agilefail
hahah… oh really.. who would of known? who needs requirements, lets be #agile and it always comes down write stuff down! #agilefail tech.slashdot.org/story/24/06/06…
🚀 Exposed: Tech's Secret Sauce! 🚀 AI "experts" doing nothing, thanks to endless meetings and bloated tasks. Discover the truth in Dr. Emmanuel Maggiori's viral article. 📊💼 Read more: emaggiori.com/employed-in-te… #AI #TechIndustry #AgileFail
"MEETING OVERLOAD ALERT! Scrum Masters, are you wasting your team's time with endless meetings? It's time to rethink your Agile approach! Read now and let's spark a productivity revolution! conveyge.com/2024/04/21/are… #AgileFail #ScrumMasters
Just a quick reminder: It's not agile when the lead dev assigns the developers tickets. #agilefail
En pleno 2023 aún hay eventos específicos de "agilidad"? Parfavar, la empresa con un área/equipo de tecnología y no haya invertido/entendido que no solo es una moda sino la forma de trabajar, ya debería de haberse declarado en bancarrota (o corrido al CIO) #dontMames #agileFail
"Hagamos un mes de pre-analsis para entender bien el requerimiento y darte una estimación certera tal y como la necesitas" #agileFail
Hacer sprints - no te hace ser Agile. Hacer dailies - no te hace ser Agile. User story points - no te hace ser Agile. Usar Jira - no te hace ser Agile. Cambiar el nombre de tus roles - no re hace ser Agile. Usar lenguaje scrum - no te hace ser Agile. #AgileFail
Ah, the good ol' 'Agile' approach: aka throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping it sticks. Works every time...right? #AgileFail #JustDoIt #SpaghettiMethodology
My Senior Technology Project & Program Manager (actual title; read: Jira Manager + “Scrum Master”) just canceled the Scrum of Scrums 6 hrs from now. Reason “nothing new.” — How could she possibly know that without having it??? 🤦🏼♀️ #AgileFail
Cuando la gente enumere el MVP de esta forma MVP1 - MVP2 - MVP3 ... es por qué no ha entendido el concepto de MVP. Y tus agile coaches tampoco han entendido #agileFail
No amount of Jira, ceremonies, backlog grooming, stand-ups, or meetings makes team agile. #agilecoaches #agileFail
I get so bored when I listen to people discussing how to estimate tasks and count story points. 2023 and we haven't figure out a good way of managing software projects. I'm losing excitement with this industry, that I once had. #agilefail
During Sprint Planning the Dev. Team DOES NOT COMMIT to the scope. If they do, or if you force them to do it, then it is waterfall under the guise of scrum (and you/they do not understand what Agile means) #Scrum #Agile #AgileFail #Scrummerfall #WaterScrumFall
God bless the process that lets IT release changes (without telling me) to a dataObject that was created over a year ago explicitly for me (and used by only me) so that someone else can use it and they break all of my code. #AgileFail #DidYouAutomateYourTestCases
Cuando escucho o leo las palabras PODs, Squads, chapters, tribus en vacantes laborales o platicas de "agilidad" me doy cuenta de que alguien más estuvo viendo el vídeo de Spotify model en youtube. #agileFail #flaccidAgile
When senior management decides to slap story points onto project proposals and call it agile without doing anything else that classifies as agile #agilefail #agile #fail
Join @jessefewell and me next Tuesday for a discussion on why agile transformations fail! August 26th 2 PM Eastern (GMT-4) #agilefail Register: events.genndi.com/register/16910… presented by @scrumpodcast and @duarte_vasco
Don’t Miss It! WEBINAR TODAY Fri Aug 2, 12pmET “#AgileFail: Why Agile Transformations Implode” It turns out, these barriers are all knowable in advance. page.co/NQ7AD #agile #scrum #agileleadership #agilemethods
Avoiding the 7 Most Common Agile Marketing Mistakes #agilemarketing #agilefail #marketingops jeffbullas.com/agile-marketin…
Case Study: What a Marketing VP Learned from a Failed Agile Transformation #agiletransformation #agilemarketing #agilefail #MarketingStrategy agilifytraining.com/blogpost/?q=20…
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