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My heart’s telling me one thing, my soul’s telling me the same, my fears are telling me another thing, but my mind says that my heart ‘n soul are sayin’ the right thing…keep on ridin’, keep on… 🤘❤️🖖🇺🇸💯 #ajcemcee #AJKLMN816

What if my hand was permanently adhered to my face like this?! What would become of me?! How would I be able to go on like such?! Oh my?!!!! #ajcemcee #ajklmn816 #WhatIf #Conundrums #OhMy 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤷💯

As soon as I sat down to take a shit a fart sneaked out & my belt buckle rumbled as if a small earthquake or perhaps a mighty wind had occurred...or even better yet maybe it was a ghost that was acknowledging the majestic presence of my glorious flatulence. #ajcemcee #AJKLMN816💯

They could do a remake of that "The Wizard" from the 1980's, but instead of Fred Savage, have Elon Musk play the title character, or even better have Elon play the dude from that other 1980's film "The Last Star Fighter". #IsThisAVideoGameOrSomething #PewPewPewLasers #ajcemcee

Gonna hit up comedy open mic tomorrow evening...it's been a while so I'm probably gonna be rusty but the show must go on! #AnthonyJurasekIII #ajcemcee #AJKLMN816 🤘😁🤘♥️🖖💯

I'm gonna start a new thing where I tweet a word that I find to be humorous for whatever reason. I'll retweet this tweet for each day I mention the new word for that day. #WordsIFindKindaFunny #ajcemcee #AnthonyJurasekIII 🤔🤔🤔🤷‍♂️😂💯

When you're possessed w/ 1/1,000,000th the amount of power from the forces of nature for a very limited amount of time! #AnthonyJurasekIII #ajcemcee #AJKLMN816 🤘😂🤘💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡‼‼‼💯

"Okay let's get through & over this!!!"---My thoughts anytime I have to interact with other people at all for whatever particular reason. #ajcemcee #AnthonyJurasekIII #anxiety #schizophrenia #mentalillnesses 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂🤷‍♂️♥️💯

I like to say things to throw people way off, for example: "That's a really nice burgundy shaped hat!", even though "burgundy" is a shade of color & not a shape. 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂♥️💯 #AnthonyJurasekIII #ajcemcee #AJKLMN816 #SayWhat?! #Huh?!

Updated to this #TwitterBlue thing, let's see if it comes in handy for various reasons. I used to tweet a heck of a lot, which is why I have over 40,000 tweets, a good portion of those are certainly re-tweets & I've definitely said a dumb thing or two, but here we go! #ajcemcee💯

"If I shit my britches so immensely intensely that it causes the cloth that they're made of to rip apart like separated stitches... ...should I be burned at the stake for making such an atrocious mistake?!"---#AnthonyJurasekIII #ajcemcee #Britches #ShittingTheBritches 🤘😂💩🤷‍♂️💯

You doing all'aight these days Magdalena "Long Polish Last Name that @SimplyDon1 will never learn" lol...but yes hope you're doing all'aight and stuff. #AJKLMN816 #ajcemcee #AnthonyJurasekIII #LongLiveTheDingDongShow 🤘😁🤘💚🙏🎬🔥🎶💯

First time enjoying a cold one in a lil pub in quite some time. #RockOn #CheersMates @PabstBlueRibbon . #ajcemcee #AnthonyJurasekIII 🤘😁💚🍻💯

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#AnthonyJurasekIII ...this is my birth name & is the hashtag I'll try to use more often rather than " #ajcemcee" from here on out...the handle " @ajcemcee " for my actual Twitter account shall remain the same...#ThankYou for following/supporting. 🤘😁🎙🎬💚🎧🍻🐕🔥💯

A lot of F-bombs and I did ramble on a bit, but my actual bit I was attempting to exercise for the first time is towards the end of the set...anyways hope y'all enjoy, much love, and laugh often. 🤘💚🙏🤘💯 fb.watch/4LlQyxYZVp/ via @FacebookWatch #ajcemcee #standupcomedy

I'm returning to the stand up comedy stage next week...stay tuned...hopefully I'll be able to record my set so I can share it with y'all. Thanks for the support, much love, and as always #laughoften my friends. #ajcemcee

As I sit here with this delicious ice cream cone in my hand, I think to myself: "Well gee isn't this just totally grand", then I finished eating that ice cream cone in my hand...The End of this particular story. #ajcemcee 🤔🤷‍♂️🍦😂💯 #ShortIceCreamConeStory

#puffpuffpass #MuchLove #ajcemcee 🤘😁💚🔥💨🌎🌏🌍🙏💯

This seems like a great place for me to be open about how I'm feeling/doing while still remaining quite vague...I'm depressed, but anyone who personally knows me hopefully already knows that...that being said I hope y'all are doing all'aight & stuff. #depression #ajcemcee 💚🙏💯

It's the "get the cool...get shoe shine..." song! Holy frickin' hell @gorillaz I 💚 so much of y'all's music but this song in particular...am just sayin'. 🤘😁💚🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶💯 #ajcemcee

As Americans we need to have the 💚 of Rocky, is it the Russians, Chinese, the Democrats, the Republicans, etc or are we really at war within ourselves? At the end of the day we all have the capacity to be decent towards one another, American or not, we're all humans. #ajcemcee💯

The first verse to the #StressSong or #StressAndAnxietySong or something like that.... #ajcemcee 🤔🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🎶🎶🎶💩💩💩🤷‍♂️😂😂😂💯

I guess I love you folks or whatever... 🤘🤘🤘💚💚💚💯💯💯 #love #ajcemcee #AJKLMN816 #PorTodoElMundo

What if my hand was permanently adhered to my face like this?! What would become of me?! How would I be able to go on like such?! Oh my?!!!! #ajcemcee #ajklmn816 #WhatIf #Conundrums #OhMy 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤷💯

This is what my crazy face looked like this morning, oh and also #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #ajcemcee 🤘🤘🤘😁😁😁💯

#ThrowbackThursday to that time the legendary @tomgreenlive was cool enough to let me nap a quick photo with him on the patio of the epic holy stand up comedy grounds of @TheComedyStore . Thank you Mr. Green, the late great Mitzi Shore & more. #KeepThemLaughing #ajcemcee 🤘😁💚💯

Well @Spotify it was a fun couple months with y'all but I'm back with @pandoramusic once again, I love my unlimited skips & the fact that I can repeat a song over & over again commercial free for just $4.99 a month, it's just a no brainer for me at this point. #music #ajcemcee 💯