someone give me $50,000 and i swear to god i'll spend it all on expensive clothes #andweed


Still trying to figure out how I get paid to sit on a rock and stare at Niagara Falls for 8 hours a day #highonnature #andweed


Come to ATX and tell jokes at @CapCityComedy @LPizzle #itsnicehere #ihavebeers #andweed

I have 3 wide open December weekends. I need to tell some jokes, people!



Party at the White House #bringbitches #andweed


I'm a little drunk on you and high on summertime. #andweed


in the span of 2 weeks i've had @wormandrazor @thethermals & @devhynes fav a tweet. i'm celebrating with a donut. @alanresnicks #andweed


Just me and a bottle of mad dog #andweed


Y’all gotta stop and go subscribe to @HannahTheBanana on YouTube and follow all her other shit. She’s the only YouTuber that literally replies to all my comments and snapchats. She’s dope🙏🏼💕 #loveandpositivity #andweed


Y'all need to stop taking snaps and lying. Caption be "In the Trap"... We know you at somebody house early that's just dirty asf. Cause you never have any money. #DirtyHouseAnd2K #AndWeed


the past half decade has been a gradual realization that my tastes are essentially the same as when i was 8. #justwithmorerap #andweed


I wish he had a man cave so i could justify a Cry Room full of Netflix, Kleenex, and Snack Packs. #andweed


I'd like a tip jar icon on my profile. Y'all have been getting quality content from me FOR FREE for a decade. Time for Sin to get hers. #idbuywine #andweed

Well that’s new. Tipping on Twitter

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Tipping on Twitter


😂RT @fauntleroy: Thank you God for a never-ending, infinite lifetime supply of strength. | #andweed


All I've had to eat today were goddam poptarts #willtwerkforfood #andweed


Albeit- THATS ME every date- I live on WINE #andweed


Got a new job today ✅ I work at a dispensary now 💨😎✌️ #isellart #andweed #NFTCommunity


Albeit- YOU think I “love” horses whilst I only love Tom [and wine] #andweed

maggimossparody's tweet image. Albeit- YOU think I “love” horses whilst I only love Tom [and wine] #andweed

If only someone told me that “smoking in moderation” was a complete and utter lie. #addiction #fuckbogies #andweed


A huge huge reason I LOVE horror and love interviewing folks in Hollywood. Joe Bob was super influential to little 6 7 year old Doug along with my local video store “Holly Park Video” and the beautiful and hilarious @RhondaShear with USA Up All Night. #ilovemovies #andweed


Napping. Chilling. Spending time with a certain someone. Larkin used to turn the sprinklers on whenever we were hogging the room. I'm fairly sure there's damp now, because of it. But you can't tell over the scent of incense #AndWeed


I'd like a tip jar icon on my profile. Y'all have been getting quality content from me FOR FREE for a decade. Time for Sin to get hers. #idbuywine #andweed

Well that’s new. Tipping on Twitter

ParkerRex's tweet image. Well that’s new. 

Tipping on Twitter


#Bitcoin USD price will probably hang out at $42,000 for a short while b/c it seemed to hang out at $420 for a while b/c #Bitcoin loves freedom #AndWeed


YES! 😍🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🌈☮️ I shall spread peace, love, and rainbow pyramids throughout the universe! 🚀🌌👽🛸👾🪐🌠🌈☮️🌿🤪 #AndWeed


It’s amazing what 5 days of your child clinging onto you nonstop, pinching you in your sleep, and constantly asking to nurse only to not actually do anything can do to ones sanity. 😅 #mommaneedsabreak #andweed


Y'all need to stop taking snaps and lying. Caption be "In the Trap"... We know you at somebody house early that's just dirty asf. Cause you never have any money. #DirtyHouseAnd2K #AndWeed


I got internet set up...and tomorrow the gas gets turned on, so I'll be able to shower, do my laundry, use the heater, etc. It was in the 60's today but it's supposed to drop to 37 F tonight...YIKES! 😱🥶👎 I need more gay porn and some hot chocolate! 🌈☕️🌿🤪 #AndWeed


That could work too! 😍🔺 #MakeLoveAndPyramids 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 #AndWeed 🌿🌿🌿


Don't pursue what is comfortable and convenient Richie. #Cocaine #Cults #AndWeed


Hey @VoodooDoughnut , what's your secret ingredient? "Donut" know if you can beat ours. #wehavedonutsANDpuns #andweed #marijuana #edibles #donuts


Holy heck is four years old a tough age. #sendhelp #andweed 😟 Terrible twos? Ha! He is becoming his own... tmblr.co/Z3ltAf2h2WAjm


A Apple a Day, kEEpZ from Doctor away !!! ;] #andWEED Have a gOOd OnE, peace out !

Lukutusekul's tweet image. A Apple a Day, kEEpZ from Doctor away !!! ;] #andWEED  Have a gOOd OnE, peace out !

Amsterdam full a gays #andweed

CookCookie26's tweet image. Amsterdam full a gays  #andweed

The day is going swimmingly so far. Nap before work starts. Got breakfast I'm starving for too. #HighOnLife #AndWeed

_KidKloud's tweet image. The day is going swimmingly so far. Nap before work starts. Got breakfast I'm starving for too.  #HighOnLife #AndWeed

Whenever I hold an iced coffee like this I feel like Nancy from Weeds. Except for the whole slutty thing. #andweed

saxyrunner's tweet image. Whenever I hold an iced coffee like this I feel like Nancy from Weeds. Except for the whole slutty thing. #andweed

Party in the middle of the Hudson River. Bring Skates & wet suit. #andweed

KunleIRAK's tweet image. Party in the middle of the Hudson River. Bring Skates & wet suit. #andweed

La playa del Zaugg. Needed to visit my happy place this morning. #AndWeed twitpic.com/czny3a


Feels good to be home 😍 #missedmycar #andweed

iraegan08's tweet image. Feels good to be home 😍 #missedmycar #andweed

@ForTheTokers: Best way to start your day ” @KatelynMcCann perfection in a picture😻 #weloveorangejuice #andweed


Shoutout to babe for the sick shirt #iloveyellow #andweed

lohisaaan's tweet image. Shoutout to babe for the sick shirt #iloveyellow #andweed

This is why I love Denver. Quality port-o-potty wisdom #AndWeed

A_VERYsaucydude's tweet image. This is why I love Denver. Quality port-o-potty wisdom #AndWeed

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