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Idk why when I get hot I think taking one of my legs out from under the covers will cool me off. #becauseitdoesnt
@Brian_Holden asranappastrukenten!!! (That means "Have fun" in German, did you know?) #NoYouDidnt #BecauseItDoesnt
Uh huh: to go about your day as if it doesn't effing matter. #becauseitdoesnt
I am the sort of person who, on a regular basis, forgets that time exists. #becauseitdoesnt
Funny how you get a girlfriend and don't talk to me now. #notthatitmatters #becauseitdoesnt #justranting
Honestly why my brain tricks my body when im drunk to think ive become a 10x better dancer ill never understand LMFAO😩🙈😂 #becauseItDoesnt
I'm in the mood to watch a ridiculous romcom and yell at the screen and say that would never happen in real life #becauseitdoesnt #bitter
I would like to know when it was decided that a Congressionally-enacted law immediately supercedes the Constitution. #BecauseItDoesnt
@MrBenPeyton I may opt for iPhone this time but will wait til summer when the new ones out. Still not grabbing me yet #becauseitdoesnt
Do guys think instead of asking for a girls number and just handing them theirs instead increases the chance of wheels? #becauseitdoesnt
That's my favorite line from theists: "That's not how it works." Rarely can they explain how it really does work. #becauseitdoesnt
Rollin in the Buick park avenue like the speedometer doesn't go past 100 #becauseitdoesnt #1994
Make believe what I'm saying makes any sense at all #becauseitdoesnt #tooearly
I do not understand how a "no makeup challenge" raises awareness for breast cancer. #BecauseItDoesnt
My computer is so fast I can't even see it load. #becauseitdoesnt
@AdamArsenal Hope yesterday's great win is the springboard 2 better things but can u explain how one win changes anything ? #becauseitdoesnt
All that to say I am watching Contact and it seems to make sense for once, and I think that is also the migraine talking. #becauseitdoesnt
Dude, do you really think your pants under your ass looks good? #becauseitdoesnt
Why do boys think that fighting/beating each other up solves things? #becauseitdoesnt
@Roobydoox Retardation is thinking Lewis rhymes with chewits. #becauseitdoesnt
If the vaccine stops transmission, as several of the justices seem to believe, why did they wear the masks, argue remotely, and keep the Covid+ atty at home? #BecauseItDoesnt
Is THIS why every other photo on Match has a guy with his dog rn?? DUDE I'M ALLERGIC to anything with fur, if I swipe left on your pic it has NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW MANLY A DOG MAKES YOU LOOK #becauseitdoesnt
@thejtlewis #becauseitdoesnt #yourespreadinglies #dontdrinkthekoolaid #andrightlyso #dontbeawhinybaby
Was never bothered by this befoooooooore. lels #hownottoletagematter #becauseitdoesnt #right?!
So, tomorrow is going to decide whether or not I get kicked out of my group of friends. If Alabama beats UGA tomorrow, I’m sure I’ll be taking an Uber home alone. With that being said, ROLL TIDE!!! #askmeifwinningevergetsold #becauseitdoesnt #rolltide
Funny how no one's discovered that a Home Depot dust mask filters out cigarette smoke, too. Why? #BecauseItDoesnt
Uh huh: to go about your day as if it doesn't effing matter. #becauseitdoesnt
That totally settles it! #saidnolawyerever #becauseitdoesnt #dirtydon #trumprussia #kremlinclan
Is it supposed to hurt my feelings when people block me? 🤔🤣 #BecauseItDoesnt
Why does "stigmata" only "happen" to believers? #becauseitdoesnt
If compressed lasts just as long then why bother even making the normal size spray can? #becauseitdoesnt
@SpringAwakeFest so... where on your website does it say what time will call CLOSES? #becauseItDoesnt #wtf $30 cab ride
please stop walking like there's something stuck up your ass in hopes of making it look bigger. #becauseitdoesnt
The latest random question in my house "Mum, why doesn't ham have an anniversary?" Any ideas @TheUnmumsyMum #becauseitdoesnt
"I don't understand how the tide pulls in the moon" @michellepantano #becauseitdoesnt #gymdelirium #shitmeeshsays 😂
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