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Do you know what the NCSBE considers proof of identity for the hundreds of thousands who did not provide SSN or Driver’s License # when the BOE registered them? A copy of a utility bill, easily created. Like this FAKE one. @RalphHise #ncpol #CantMakeThisStuffUp
So when it's down to your mom, your wife n your 4 sisters at the dining table; you head out after 9pm to disc corn stubble 🤔😉🤣 My brother's retreat has duals, big lights n lots of horsepower 😁 #cantmakethisstuffup
#CANTMAKETHISSTUFFUP THIS HAPPENED 2 DAYS AGO IN SAILSBURY MA, DRUNK LANDLORD, MAD AT HIS TENANT, BULLDOZED THE RESIDENTIAL STRUCTURE, HEARD THE WHOLE CALL @StacoS @Bill147th @billY4436662 @BreakngNewsPhtg @DOTRoadside @
It’s Wednesday, y’all! Week 2 of Scenes from the Extreme - pics I’ve taken during far-right Christian Nationalist events. Today we have Roger Stone selling actual autographed stones to, as I was told, help cover his legal fees. #cantmakethisstuffup #themoreyouknow🌈
This guy is walking around with 2 S's...here trying to hang them in a tree #cantmakethisstuffup #welcometoYYJ
Rough n tuff feral baby on the loose here this am means marking his territory, Gam Gam has a red cheek bone to match his forehead n yes.... another pair of sandals I was wearing got christened while brushing my teeth 😉🙄 #cantmakethisstuffup These are the best days ❤👣❤
Help me understand the level of stupidly🤦🏻♀️ @Akon really said this and with confidence 😂😂😂 #cantmakethisstuffup #akon #thatsnothowthisworks
Same guy who paid you 0.00% on your money for 14 years now will charge you for having a checking account. #CantMakeThisStuffUp $JPM #Monday #Cash
JPMorgan, $JPM, warns customers: prepare to pay for checking accounts, per WSJ.
First guy says “I’ll bet $3800” Puts out the wager on the left Opponent says “I raise, make it 13k” puts out wager on the right. #CantMakeThisStuffUp
Had the privilege of leading Noah Christian Bible to the Lord today! Never know who you’re gonna run into out soul-winning 😄 #CantMakeThisStuffUp
When your parents work in the death care industry and you’re bored af on Tuesday night…RIP Peppa🤣 And no, I have NO idea why we have or need a 1959 Cadillac “toy” hearse that comes with its own casket👀😅 #notweirdatall #cantmakethisstuffup
Court officials admit they have no way to contact this 22-year-old murder suspect out on bond when he violates his monitoring device #cantmakethisstuffup #breakingbond #onlyonfox #harriscountycriminaljustice #fox26
I can’t do anything but laugh, if Justin has this stat line, he is getting ripped by everyone!! Jalen gets praise for being special! #cantmakethisstuffup
When your mom loves the colour green you have the whole ensemble, stove, rangehood, fridge n dishwasher Dishwasher was basically an ornament, rarely used; the idea of dishes not being washed n put away asap didn't work for our manger of management (Mom) #cantmakethisstuffup
#POV When the ASININE narcissist continues to underestimate you even after you've left. 🤷🏽♀️ #CantMakeThisStuffUp #facts #ThursdayThought #itiswhatitis #pathetic #narcissistic
😂😂 You heard it hear first guys! 2023 coming in hot #NewYear2023 #CantMakeThisStuffUp #SaveWarriorNun #FreeKanye
Today's wee lad adventure... Bypass the barn n meet Pepi LaPew n pet him 😳 Pepi was kinda slow, didn't spray n is now meeting his ancestors Amazing what can happen in under 10 minutes after I get home from work 🤪 #cantmakethisstuffup
This is really hilarious. #NY people w their typically blue votes... looking to flee NY, moving to ostensibly a red state like #florida, but to the bluest part of FL thus shifting it closer to the line of thinking they are fleeing in the first place #cantmakethisstuffup
We're a 'Government In Waiting' they said, We are still waiting ! Every time they make a mistake, They allowed to go away & fix it Blame every/anyone except themselves This is Labour, #CantMakeThisStuffUp People have short memories of Blair / Brown Dire
But flying a flag upside down and beating police with it is cool? #CantMakeThisStuffUp #EvenTheRacistsKnowTheresAProblem
Doh. Wasn’t it you who was just whining about how 🇺🇸 is right nextdoor? Now suddenly, it’s the opposite - you’re suddenly whining why, pre-Trump-tariff, when we were busy trading with our nextdoor neighbour - we weren’t pursuing alternate trade routes?😂 #CantMakeThisStuffUp
Hopefully the members of the general assembly don’t forget to stop and fill up with gas on their way… Highway to Hell- AC/DC open.spotify.com/track/2zYzyRzz… #music #Tuesday #cantmakethisstuffup 🤦♀️
Humor me. How is everyone's Friday going? I want SAVAGE. REAL TALK. I'm begging. HUMOR ME. Here's how mine's going. In a nutshell. #CantMakeThisStuffUp 👀 🥴 🚌 ☠ #MomLife #MomTok #MomTalk
Soooooo ummmmm…. Palmolive dish detergent is cheaper than hand soap. How do I know? This company bought a case of detergent, uses a few drops and adds water then puts it in the soap dispensers in the restrooms…🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ #cantmakethisstuffup
Debbie brags she survived measles, then thinks I’d skip a vax for a preventable killer😂 The vax prevents it, Deb🙄 #CantMakeThisStuffUp Pop Quiz🦠 Measles is: A) just a rash B) a killer C) yr fav FB group Side effects include: A) Deafness & brain damage B) Death C) both A&B
While he posts a picture of a Conservative 😂 #CantMakeThisStuffUp #NEVERVoteConservative
'Fighting back' ... by protecting high crime in Baltimore. Just trying to keep up with IL Gov. Pritzker, who's busy defending high crime in Chicago. #CantMakeThisStuffUp
Clownvoy are upset that they didn’t cause even more billions in damage. #CantMakeThisStuffUp
Mind blowing! So as things were opening up, the Clownvoy is actually upset that they didn’t do more billions in damage #CantMakeThisStuffUp
I don't even know why they tried it tonight I mean come on lol #WhyLie #BeProudofItDontDenyIt #CantMakeThisStuffUp #Tomboy #CountryGirlsDoItBest
Like a bad comedy sketch: White libs in DC protest AGAINST safe streets, demand return of higher crime. #CantMakeThisStuffUp #SupportLawEnforcement
Two years later: “Stop by the house. I have something for you.” Welcome to an all-new episode of “The Devil Woman vs. Domestic Abuser.” #CantMakeThisStuffUp #WhatIsMyLife
So one of the dirtiest players to ever play in the NFL is telling fans how to conduct themselves OK lol #CantMakeThisStuffUp
Whoever decided to have James Harrison give the fan code of conduct speech deserves a raise
Kronberg: In bid to remove Democrats from office Abbott ignores his own previous opinion as AG on separation of powers. #Txlege #CantMakeThIsStuffUp
Only in harness racing would the owner of the horse that wins the Hambo, who also owns the race track, compliment the trackman for having the surface the way the connections like it...#cantmakethisstuffup
Making Fun Of Somebody's Parents As ' Cheaters & Corporate Creeps ' Is Definitely Thinking About The Children & What's Best For Them. Alongside concealing Documents Pertaining Towards The Activities Of CHILD MOLESTERS!! #CantMakeThisStuffUp #WillSomeoneThinkOfTheChildren #Whoo
Today at Troop A HQ, a driver parked & entered our lobby; inquiring why no one will sell him a firearm. It was quickly noticed the person was impaired. A trooper preformed sobriety tests & determined he was intoxicated. He was arrested for DWI🤦🏻♂️ #CantMakeThisStuffUp #TrooperLife
Never a dull moment on a Saturday Night. #cantmakethisstuffup #notachevyfan #RP #ReportingParty 🤪 🚗 🤣 ^GIPDOfcOConnor
Congrats to the Wrestling team for winning the Cartwright Award, given to the best team overall in athletics, academics, and citizenship (tied with women’s track) #SaveEMUWrestling #cantmakethisstuffup
Okay I’m venting. Seriously @TELUS #MomMac died in March and you still are invoicing her. We are at interaction number 10 with this morning’s promise of more by “another department”. The gem today “Mr MacDonald, death is complicated, even for us”. #CantMakeThisStuffUp
Been watching “Live PD” lately. OMG. It’s amazing what these officers have to deal with. #LivePD #otherpeopleskids #cantmakethisstuffup @LivePdFans @gigirules7 @Jay_Rombach @PoloOrtiz9 @noklew_ @JustJaneOK @awlasky @mfarca @KMFras @sweetishj @BodManip @suziday123 @simplysallyh
This is what a bad decision looks like. Drinking, laying in the desert, now driving while buzzed. 🤦🏻♀️ #LivePD #LivePDNation #CantMakeThisStuffUp
I set up an overhead. Today Max showed me he had created himself and labeled it. A few minutes later he has discovered how to project it onto the ceiling and I hear “OH! MY! GOSH! I created a Max signal!” 🤣 #BestJeffersonEver #CantMakeThisStuffUp
In other news, Texas border patrol agents found a TIGER CUB in a duffel bag left behind by three Mexicans trying to enter the country illegally🐯 Um? Thanks for the free tiger?? #CantMakeThisStuffUp
On the road to Auburn for @GamecockMBB listening to @ESPNMcGee & @MartySmithESPN when a caller starts talking about @tj_hopkins & @GamecockBasebll win last night. #cantmakethisstuffup
So @TSA bans @StarWars: Galaxy’s Edge ‘thermal detonator’ Coke bottles from checked and carry-on luggage. Because they look like fictional explosives from a fictional movie. #cantmakethisstuffup
I’ve never had luck with #orchids When this one “died” I stuck it outside and ignored it. #cantmakethisstuffup#ignored #flowers
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