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Debugging code feels a lot like confessing sins; the guilt doubles with every line! #CoderConfessions 🖥️😂
I don't give a fuck about trendy programmer things like vim and whichever is the hottest js framework today #coderconfessions
Me: *declares variable but doesn't use it* My IDE: How dare you waste my memory! 😠💻 #CoderConfessions #IDEJudgement
Get to work. Put on headphones. Oops left Spotify playing all night. Again. #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I really don´t know why I should care about UML notations as long as my team agrees with what I wanted to explain.
#coderconfessions My fear of failing is sometimes so bad, my brain refuses to learn new things.
That moment when you realize you've been debugging the wrong part of the code for hours. 🙃 #CoderConfessions
@msdev well...sometimes...troublesome bits of code get renamed to the name of someone I'm mad at :x #coderconfessions #findandreplaceallFTW
I’m pretty sure that I enjoy deleting code more than I enjoy writing new code. #coderconfessions
RT @msdev: Sometimes when I'm wearing headphones, I can hear you, I'm just ignoring you. #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I know I'll have to learn them sooner or later but my deep fear of 'regular' expressions is overwhelming.
Sometimes when I'm wearing headphones, I can hear you, I'm just ignoring you. #coderconfessions
I just tried to comment out a line in Google Docs. #coderconfessions
That moment after a day hammering a keyboard due to deadlines and you see code coverage drop from 80% to 62.97% - #coderconfessions
RT @HackerNewsOnion: I practice pair programming in front of the mirror. #coderconfessions
That moment when you realize you've been debugging the wrong part of the code for hours. 🙃 #CoderConfessions
Interviewer: "Koi challenging project kiya hai?" Me: "Apne code ko samajhna hi maha-challenge hai, baki toh easy hai!" 😂💻 #CoderConfessions #CodingJourney #code #developer
Me: *declares variable but doesn't use it* My IDE: How dare you waste my memory! 😠💻 #CoderConfessions #IDEJudgement
Sometimes I have to hold up my fingers in little less-than/greater-than symbols to work out which one is which. #CoderConfessions
I don’t feel like I know enough so instead of applying for jobs, I keep tackling new tutorials... #coderconfessions #CodeNewbie
I don't give a fuck about trendy programmer things like vim and whichever is the hottest js framework today #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I was never a "nerd". In fact I'm probably the opposite. Sure I read a ton, and like tech (figuring out hard problems), but I was also a sales guy, a football/ basketball player, and a musician long before I coded anything. Ive been rejected from jobs for it too
I would walk barefoot across hot coals to avoid using a switch statement. #CoderConfessions
Trial and error is an accepted scientific method. #CoderConfessions
"Who wrote this code?! Oh wait...I did" - @Jambler24 #coderconfessions
Sometimes I feel like I use a thesaurus more than a writer, while trying to come up with good variable names. #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I know I'll have to learn them sooner or later but my deep fear of 'regular' expressions is overwhelming.
That moment after a day hammering a keyboard due to deadlines and you see code coverage drop from 80% to 62.97% - #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions My fear of failing is sometimes so bad, my brain refuses to learn new things.
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