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Trump declaring victory tomorrow night before all of the votes are counted.. #doesntworklikethat #USPresidentialElections2020 #USElection
the people who expect the most are the ones who give the least #doesntworklikethat 🤦🏻♀️🤔
when you laugh at swimming references in math and science textbooks #doesntworklikethat
Over-eat for the last two years, don’t exercise, don’t sleep, smoke, drink and stress yourself and blame the covid and the vaccines when heart attacks increase. #doesntworklikethat. #timetochange Stop #heartdisease pandemic. Now.
A 6-pack on a skinny lad is like big tits on a fat girl. It doesnt count 😆 #doesntworklikethat
So this morning two fellas decided to walk out in front of me then started shouting about the new #HighwayCode rules. #DoesntWorkLikeThat It wasn't a junction. It was moving traffic. They were not waiting. Thankful for good brakes and the dashcam!
no bae you can not go out, not text me all night and then tell me how "fucking drunk" you were #doesntworklikethat
dont ignore me in public but try to talk to me online #doesntworklikethat
You can't have a million dollar dream and a minimum wage work ethic. #DoesntWorkLikeThat
"I wanna be toned but I don't want to gain any muscle" you.. Wait... Wut #doesntworklikethat
I'll receive Jesus, but still worship other gods! #DoesntWorkLikeThat #JesuslsKING #reelevangelism Great conversation with some folks at the new Kings rally in Amarillo, Texas. The young lady in the cucumber outfit confesses Jesus Christ, but has something interesting to say…
If you move out of a residential #parking permit scheme, your permits are cancelled. It allows others to apply for theirs. You can't keep using the permit to come back & park because its a convenient place. #DoesntWorkLikeThat #Nottingham
You can't be ugly and prude at the same time #DoesntWorkLikeThat
How do you constantly dog a person and then seek friendship after? #doesntworklikethat
I used a K-Cup this morning inside of going to Caribou. This is a $2 savings. JUST THINK. $2 savings a day compounded over 1,000 years is $1,000,000,000,000,000!?!??!?!?! #latteeffect #doesntworklikethat #fire #retirelate #retirelatte
OMG please for the love of all tacos, don't tweet that you ran a report and x number of people aren't following you back #doesntworklikethat
I don't understand why girls think that just because they wear pearls that it automatically makes em classy #nahtrick #doesntworklikethat 😂🙄
I'll receive Jesus, but still worship other gods! #DoesntWorkLikeThat #JesuslsKING #reelevangelism Great conversation with some folks at the new Kings rally in Amarillo, Texas. The young lady in the cucumber outfit confesses Jesus Christ, but has something interesting to say…
I’m almost certain there will be some cohabitation issues down the road….but that’s on them 🤷🏾♂️😎. You can only try to advise where advice is received. Some ppl just want it to got the way that’s convenient for them ALL THE TIME. #DoesntWorkLikeThat
Caller would like to be connected to the FBI and is upset dispatch can't ✨️make it happen ✨️ #LincolnScanner #DoesntWorkLikeThat
The change is merely paper thin. One can't merely patch over gouges of an org's core values & expect all to be right with the world . #doesntworklikethat
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Can only hate one #rulesarerules #doesntworklikethat
So Biden could arrest you now? #DoesntWorkLikeThat #TrumpisaBrokeassShoeSalesman #VoteBlueToStopTheStupidGuy
The Supreme Court will address the historic question of Presidential Immunity. Without Presidential Immunity, the President cannot function, as his Political Opponents will blackmail and extort him with the threat of wrongful prosecution at every turn. I look forward to…
Gotta love how each new announcement of the day number is just another unintentional acknowledgment that womanhood (aka girlhood) is merely being tried on like a freaking costume... #doesntworklikethat
If you move out of a residential #parking permit scheme, your permits are cancelled. It allows others to apply for theirs. You can't keep using the permit to come back & park because its a convenient place. #DoesntWorkLikeThat #Nottingham
Based on all the ridiculous #fentanyl claims I’ve determined the best way to run a drug business is to give away free product….all of it. Don’t ever charge customers and make billions! #DoesntWorkLikeThat
I'd prefer to be GIVEN a reason to smile......than to be ORDERED to smile... >.> #EXCUSEyou #DoesntWorkLikeThat
When asked, the student shared they wouldn't be attending anymore and their mom said the teachers can start having zooms again if they want to teach them. (2/2) #OkayCraCra #VirtualWishes #DoesntWorkLikeThat #zoom #teachertwitter
Over-eat for the last two years, don’t exercise, don’t sleep, smoke, drink and stress yourself and blame the covid and the vaccines when heart attacks increase. #doesntworklikethat. #timetochange Stop #heartdisease pandemic. Now.
So this morning two fellas decided to walk out in front of me then started shouting about the new #HighwayCode rules. #DoesntWorkLikeThat It wasn't a junction. It was moving traffic. They were not waiting. Thankful for good brakes and the dashcam!
You can’t say you’re polygamous, get in a MONOGAMOUS relationship, then cheat and expect your partner to just suck it up and roll with it! #DoesntWorkLikeThat
No one really gives a fuck in the long term. Surprised if they're even still around after the short term. Brr! At least I know what I have to do for me, so it's whatever. Y'all be sniffing around though when I'm on the other side! #UhUh #DoesntWorkLikeThat #WithMeFromTheStart
Love all the internet police experts thinking that bullets go thru vehicles IRL like in the movies #doesntworklikethat
Always know this... #CantAlwaysGetWhatYouWant #YouGetWhatYoureGiven #DoesntWorkLikeThat #BeggersCantBeChoosers #Garfield
"Wait, you're my sister??? I thought you were my cousin!" -my stepbrother of 2 months #doesntworklikethat
Only my family would find the dog bit a battery& just stick it back in the remote. #doesntworklikethat
@GavinAtInspire @JairekRobbins The power of positive thinking! I absolutely love this! #doesntworklikethat
So the top got cut off a little tree in my yard and my dad literally taped it up with duct tape 😂😂😂 #doesntworklikethat #dadmoves
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