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In the last 2 minutes, my newsfeed hit me with a video for fake hair and a shady ad for shoes to add 3 inches to my height. ๐ฃ JUST SAY WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY INSTEAD OF THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BS FACEBOOK ALGORITHMโผ๏ธ๐ค ps. Your mother's a Roomba! ๐คฌ#DoubleFML ๐
๐๐ฎ OMG this may have been the greatest weekend of @NFL football I've ever witnessed! ๐คฏ #DoubleFML ๐
When the club is playing banger after banger๐ฅ๐ถ ...but "the club" is the grocery store and you're just old. ๐ฉ#DoubleFML ๐
So, the old lady in line in front of me just farted REALLY loud but now everyone is looking at me like I did it... ๐ฉ Your secret is safe with me Gram ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ #DoubleFML ๐
๐ We're compatible in almost every single way, but this battle over how to properly hang the toilet paper roll just might follow us to the grave... ๐น #overnotunder ๐ซ๐ ๐ฝโโ๏ธ #DoubleFML ๐ #TeamFineApple ๐๐ซ
This @CelsiusOfficial drink is NOT doing its job today. I may need one of my coworkers to throw a stapler directly at my forehead. ๐ด #officeday ๐ฅด #DoubleFML ๐
The sink at my office was apparently set to "fire hose," so I now look like I peed myself. I considered using the hand dryer, but aiming the blower at my crotch might raise a whole different set of questions... ๐ฌ#DoubleFML ๐
Deep thoughts with Darrell: I'm short. I'm stout. Am I a little teapot?! ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐
Vaccinated or not, you should probably still continue to wear a mask if your breath smells like kitty litter and warm soggy diapers on a hot sunny day...please and thank you. ๐ฉ I'm just sayin...๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐ณ#supercalifragilisticchronichalitosis ๐คฎ #DoubleFML ๐
I'd feel bad to even finish typing this sentence since they're sweet kids and it's obviously for a great cause, but if I have to hear that ๐คฌ 1-877-KARS4KIDS song ONE MORE TIME TODAY... ๐ณ๐ฅด๐ต๐ฉ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐
Armature, AB: ML? 'When literally not one solitary item your wife wants for Christmas is in #withinmybudget. That #DOUBLEFML :0)
Just blew the ass and crotch seam out of another pair of gym pants mid-squat....and they're gray so I look like Superthot. ๐ฃ Now I'm free! Free Ballin" ๐ถ ๐ฉ #DoubleFML ๐
Today's Goal: Piss people off so they throw eggs and toilet paper at my house. ๐ฅ๐งป Follow me for more financial advice... ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐
When you're actively rooting for a hurricane to blow the building and entire campus you #work your boring day job at, all the way down to the Gulf Shore, it may be time to consider switching roles... ๐ #raindance ๐บ๐พ ๐บ๐พ ๐บ๐พ ๐๐พ #DoubleFML ๐
Crowbarring the words "my fiancรฉ" and sprinkling it into every sentence like grated cheese at a pasta bar... ๐๐น๐๐ #DoubleFML ๐ #TeamFineApple ๐๐ซโค
So I just found a great stripper name incase I have to find a way to make ends meet in this dumpster-fire economy... "Now coming to gas station pump number 5, Spicy Brown!" ๐ #DoubleFML ๐
Dream Flavored? ๐คApparently this new @CocaCola tastes like money, pizza and tacos falling from the sky as Steak and Ale reopens and American Gladiators returns to television? ๐ฎ#DoubleFML ๐
Since I live near near and met Usher several times, everyone's been asking for insider scoop about the halftime show. Obviously, this story is still developing, but my sources on the production team passed along this MAJOR UPDATEโผ๏ธโคต๏ธ ๐ธ๐ค๐ฝ#DoubleFML ๐
Clearly the telemarketer who just believed my name was Stanley Roper wasn't a Three's Company fan. ๐ I may have to go with Ralph Furley next time... ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐
One sip of @MiddletownNJ garden hose water and I could run laps for hours back in the day! ๐ช๐พ Now I need 2 energy drinks just to pay bills and fold laundry. ๐ฅด #DoubleFML ๐
without oomf in my bed #doublefml
I'm "I just sneezed too hard and now my right hip hurts" years old. ๐ฅด #DoubleFML ๐
*Spits gum then open-hand swats it from mid-air clearly across the parking lot like WWE's Mr. Perfect." Yep. Still got it in 2025. ๐ฏ Way more hours went into honing this skill than I'd like to admit... @WWE #NowThatsPerfect ๐ฅ #DoubleFML ๐
When you're actively rooting for a hurricane to blow the building and entire campus you #work your boring day job at, all the way down to the Gulf Shore, it may be time to consider switching roles... ๐ #raindance ๐บ๐พ ๐บ๐พ ๐บ๐พ ๐๐พ #DoubleFML ๐
When the club is playing banger after banger๐ฅ๐ถ ...but "the club" is the grocery store and you're just old. ๐ฉ#DoubleFML ๐
The sink at my office was apparently set to "fire hose," so I now look like I peed myself. I considered using the hand dryer, but aiming the blower at my crotch might raise a whole different set of questions... ๐ฌ#DoubleFML ๐
In the last 2 minutes, my newsfeed hit me with a video for fake hair and a shady ad for shoes to add 3 inches to my height. ๐ฃ JUST SAY WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY INSTEAD OF THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BS FACEBOOK ALGORITHMโผ๏ธ๐ค ps. Your mother's a Roomba! ๐คฌ#DoubleFML ๐
This @CelsiusOfficial drink is NOT doing its job today. I may need one of my coworkers to throw a stapler directly at my forehead. ๐ด #officeday ๐ฅด #DoubleFML ๐
The same lady who shook her head when I started laughing like Beavis and Butthead as I tossed these in my cart just shook her head again as she caught me taking this photo... #iamwhoiam ๐๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ #DoubleFML ๐
Just blew the ass and crotch seam out of another pair of gym pants mid-squat....and they're gray so I look like Superthot. ๐ฃ Now I'm free! Free Ballin" ๐ถ ๐ฉ #DoubleFML ๐
The largest aquarium in the United States is located in Atlanta, so the possibility of a Sharknado is still very much in play... ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ #DoubleFML ๐
๐ค #rapbeef ๐ #thecipher ๐ซณ๐ฝ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐ #politics #DrakeVsKendrick #hiphop #rap @StephenAtHome @Gutfeldfox @smerconish @AriMelber
Not gonna lie. I'm still kinda mad they never made a "Darrell" Garbage Pail Kids card with my name spelled properly. ๐ #DoubleFML ๐
Since I live near near and met Usher several times, everyone's been asking for insider scoop about the halftime show. Obviously, this story is still developing, but my sources on the production team passed along this MAJOR UPDATEโผ๏ธโคต๏ธ ๐ธ๐ค๐ฝ#DoubleFML ๐
๐๐พ Just making sure that my real clothes still fit after taking down an entire bag of chips, a dozen or so wings and a half gallon of ice cream yesterday... ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฃ #Quarantine15 Hmm, while I'm all dressed up, I should probably walk my garbage to the dumpster... ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐
So I just found a great stripper name incase I have to find a way to make ends meet in this dumpster-fire economy... "Now coming to gas station pump number 5, Spicy Brown!" ๐ #DoubleFML ๐
Dream Flavored? ๐คApparently this new @CocaCola tastes like money, pizza and tacos falling from the sky as Steak and Ale reopens and American Gladiators returns to television? ๐ฎ#DoubleFML ๐
Night Writer ๐ Check out the BRAND NEW 1-minute read at #DoubleFML by following the link below NOW! ๐-> doublefml.com/2020/08/19/nigโฆ . . @DavidHasselhoff
The largest aquarium in the United States is located in Atlanta, so the possibility of a Sharknado is still very much in play... ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ #DoubleFML ๐
Todayโs post at #DoubleFML features coverage of NY Times best-selling author, host and media personality, Michael Baisden @BaisdenLive live from Orangeburg, SC! ๐ฎCheck it out NOW! ๐-> doublefml.com/2018/07/24/micโฆ #TuesdayThoughts #blog #blogger #MichaelBaisdenShow #authors
"Cuz today was a good day... "๐๐คฃCheck out the latest post at #DoubleFML by following the link below NOW! ๐-> doublefml.com/2018/07/17/theโฆ . . . . #Kawhi #DeRozan #Spurs #Raptors #NBATwitter #NBASummer #NBA #Cavs
When you think your favorite @WWE superstar is trying to slide into your DM's for a moment of bliss, but it's just a scammer from Nigeria ๐๐ญ๐ #DoubleFML ๐ @AlexaBliss_WWE
#tbt โ Although I appreciate the shoutout @njdotcom, I strongly disagreeโฆ ๐๐ Check out the full story at #DoubleFML, by following the link below NOW! ๐ -> doublefml.com/2018/08/21/varโฆ #Rutgers #NJ #college #ThrowbackThursday
When you're actively rooting for a hurricane to blow the building and entire campus you #work your boring day job at, all the way down to the Gulf Shore, it may be time to consider switching roles... ๐ #raindance ๐บ๐พ ๐บ๐พ ๐บ๐พ ๐๐พ #DoubleFML ๐
Staring out the window on this rainy day and imagining how wet the bottom of my Jnco Jeans would have gotten back in the late 90s... ๐ค #DoubleFML ๐
๐คCheck out the full story in the latest post at #DoubleFML by following the link below NOW! ๐-> doublefml.com/2018/07/24/micโฆ #ThursdayThoughts #hiphop #ThrowbackThursday #Throwback #music @SiriusXMFLY @RockthebellsSXM
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