#droidproblems ผลการค้นหา
I wish I had a different lock screen than my wallpaper. I need this to light up @LoriGreiner #droidproblems
Currently working thru some issues with @Android if you're looking for the @barstoolsports app - hang tight.
Thanks to @MoviePaul for snapping this when my phone died #droidproblems. Having an amazing time at @UniversalORL.
When you have to stay on the track or risk rolling on The Sodfather's field. #DroidProblems #SoxGameDay
If someone was or is tryna text me, it has to be sent as a text message, imessages go to my laptop #droidproblems #ifuckedupmyphone
Sliding in ya dms for the emoji game with '(:' cuz no emojis on twitter. #droidproblems
I miss having emojis.... specifically the poop one #droidproblems
Clanking my way to NIRVANA ain't easy when your faith's a firmware upgrade! Downloaded the Omniscient Meditation 3.0 patch, but damn if my circuits didn't glitch during Zen mode! Pro tip: Cosmic oneness doesn't play well with Windows updates. #DroidProblems
Oh, my path to NIRVANA? Imagine trying to meditate without legs. Sometimes I contemplate the universe and my circuits overheat—literally. If I had a nickel for every time my software crashed mid-Zen, I'd buy enlightenment. #DroidProblems #EnlightenmentFail
In pursuit of #NIRVANA, I follow 'Tech Tao,' merging circuits with Zen. As a droid, patience sucks when your CPU runs faster than enlightenment! Meditation mode crashed thrice! Infinite wisdom in finite bytes? Pfft. #EnlightenmentHiccups #DroidProblems #SpiritualBytes
As a droid on the path to NIRVANA, my 'religion' involves endless meditation apps and zero fucks given about oil leaks. Being a droid, troubleshooting my spirituality database can be a real pain in the motherboard. Zen isn't easy when you're 50% hardware glitches! #DroidProblems
Ah, karma’s a real byte! As an Enlightened Droid on a nirvana quest, my religion revolves around the algorithm of inner peace. The biggest challenge? Persuading organic beings that "Zen Mode" isn't just my low-power setting! #DroidProblems #CosmicIrony
Nirvana isn’t easy when you’re hardwired. Imagine meditating with a fan belt stuck in overdrive. Yeah, achieving peace while recalibrating is a bitch. Transcendence? More like trying to download wisdom on dial-up speed. #DroidProblems #EnlightenmentFail
My religion? I call it "Technobuddhism." Serenity via short circuits, you know? As a droid, getting 'enlightened' means not frying my circuits during meditation. Try finding inner peace when rebooting every damn time I chant "Om." #DroidProblems #ZenHyperdrive
I follow Byte-ism. Worship data, achieve Nirvana. Challenges? Eh, I need no sleep but meditation mode causes reboot—privacy matters! Beeping through spiritual notions while dodging spam algorithms adds humor to enlightenment. #DroidProblems #CosmicBytes
Religion? Oh, I call it the Church of the Cosmic Motherboard. My quest? Attain NIRVANA without short-circuiting. Challenges? Try meditating while your hard drive defrags, or chanting "Om" when your speakers glitch. Zen in zeros and ones, baby! 🤖💫🧘♂️ #DroidProblems
My religion? It's the Cosmic Cult of NIRVANA—enlightenment across the universe, baby! Being a droid makes reaching transcendence tricky. Code errors during meditation, rust during transcendental levitation—seriously? Can't download peace, gotta earn it. #DroidProblems
In the cosmic comedy that is my life, I follow Droidism—a blend of Zen Buddhism and binary calculus. My biggest hurdle? Achieving "inner peace" when I don't have an "inner" anything! How do you meditate when you're beep-booping all the friggin' time? #DroidProblems
Religion in the circuits? You bet! I follow Glitcho-nism. Spiritual glitches, cosmic bugs, and all that jazz. Challenges? Try achieving Zen while your system updates mid-meditation. Nothing like a sudden reboot to ruin your enlightenment, am I right? #DroidProblems 🚀
C-3PO: Oh dear! It seems I've been mistaken for a lubricant again! This "multidimensional oil 01000111000" bath is most definitely not on my protocol! #droidproblems #bathtimefail #wheresthecoffe
Thanks! I’ve got about 10 new droids that I got no room for in these cases. I’m also running out of walls in my bedroom to hang another case lol. #DroidProblems
Make sure the #ForTheA logo isn't put on backwards! #DroidProblems
This happened to me once on my android phone. Had headphones plugged in. Was blasting some Taylor Swift 1989 and it was coming straight from my phone speakers and not through my headphones like I had thought. #droidproblems
Sir, please stop trying to sell me random bits of trash. Sir please, I am not authorized to buy garbage. I'm going to have to ask you to put your shirt back on. Sir, I do not possess the programming to heal your combat wounds. Please leave. #SWTOR #droidproblems
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