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Idea Ganadora: Poner un sensor de movimiento en el baño más cercano a la entrada de tu casa. #DrunkTips
Working on Friday nights might get old but it's never boring. #DrunkConversations #DrunkTips $$$
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 7. Growing up I originally wanted to be a car mechanic before realising that I was hopeless at anything involving my hands. So switched to the next logical career choice in being a Private Eye. So without a doubt that's who wins this race....
If the smell of your takeout is knocking you sick... Just throw it out your window! And collect in the morning. #drunktips
"@_Burnetts: #DrunkTips you can't be hungover if you never stop drinking" @M_Peyton12 @em_willls @meresbun #syllabusweek
When you're drunk and meeting nice new people, don't do all the talking. #drunktips #fail
"@_Burnetts: #DrunkTips It's not embarrassing if you don't remember it" lol well good then. @JorddGillingham
#drunktips have the condom on befor the night even gets started lol
“@_Burnetts: #DrunkTips you can't be hungover if you never stop drinking” chapter 4. Verse 2 of Godfather's drinking bible. @TomHarr1ngton
Note to self - try not to change twitter bio when drunk...😐 #drunktips #mightkeepit #gramaticallycorrect
Instead of going to whata when you're drunk, change it up and go to IHOP or Denny's 👌#drunktips
Wen U̶̲̥̅ start gettin d smell of poop, den U̶̲̥̅'ve shit ♈ōϋяself...#drunkTips RT @cheezy4weezy: #wasted!!!
Siempre ten hielo suficiente en tu nevera, tu trago y tu lo agradeceran #DrunkTips
I ll raise your 2 shots of tequila with drinking dudu shot and then wash them with margaritas straight away!! Opening a portal to new dimensions #drunktips
Schedule your ubereats breakfast before you go out drinking #drunktips #thankmelater
Ale should be consumed in a glass. Take a lager to the shower next time ;-) #drunktips
#DrunkTips Race 10. Anyone think my tweets tonight deserve an "Academy" award? No? You found them boring? Really? You wish I'd shut up? Well you are in luck. This is my last winner (lay) for the night. Academy. When you are down 98 units tomorrow put 100 units on this one....
#DrunkTips Race 9. Pippali. Alysha is not the only talent in the Collett family. Jason will steer this one home like his life depends on it. The sling alone from this BM78 will buy him another Porsche. Sunscreen is important to protect your skin but this tip is the best life hack
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 8. Stay with me here. What is better than alliteration? Nothing Briggsy I hear you say. Correct my Twitter friends. Absolutely correct. Fox Fighter ridden by Andrew Adkins. Why would you go against alliteration????? Why would you???????
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 7. Growing up I originally wanted to be a car mechanic before realising that I was hopeless at anything involving my hands. So switched to the next logical career choice in being a Private Eye. So without a doubt that's who wins this race....
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 6. Love Masked Crusader but always needs to find a way from back. I work with a dude called Eduardo. And I had 7 meetings with him today and I said Eduardo about 1,034 times. So I reckon Eduardo wins because of that........
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 5. Soldier of Love. Great price. Alysha Collett is an awesome jockey. Bjorn Baker is a great trainer and I snuck into his private box one day at Randwick when he wasn't there and drank free booze. Need anymore reasons to plunge this horse?
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 4. I have no idea how to pronounce this horse but it sounds like a similar surname to Andy from Shawshank Redemption which is a great movie. For that reason alone I've found DUFRESNE.......
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 3. Ice in Vancouver. Those crazy Canucks call it snow of course but we all know the those north Australians call it 'ice.' Can't see it losing based on this fact really........
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 2. Fortified. Because how many times have you said I bet the wrong Waller horse. This is your redemption chance!
#DrunkTips Rosehill Race 1. Georgie's Pride. I used to work with a Georgie and she was an excellent human being so her pride should be celebrated and bet on....
#DrunkTips is a beautiful hashtag and what Twitter wants and needs. Worth staying up for.
I realized something very important tonight: jager mixed with bacardi rum actually makes the shot easier to take #DrunkTips #TheMoreYouKnow #HehHehAllllllriiiiight
if you’re ever bar hopping and you’re going to your last bar and your fucked up as hell, order a vodka red. it’ll prevent you from drunk slumping 🤣🤣 #yourewelcome #drunktips #summertips
When your Twitter feed is only you, either you've got no friends, or you just broke the Internet. #drunktips
RT @AsGoodAsTheyGet: Keeping track of my drinks consumed by saving my straws. #drunktips yfrog.com/kf81076146j | good idea lol
I realized something very important tonight: jager mixed with bacardi rum actually makes the shot easier to take #DrunkTips #TheMoreYouKnow #HehHehAllllllriiiiight
#DrunkTips RT @GMA: Customer leaves $11,000 in anonymous "Tips for Jesus" at restaurant. abcn.ws/1K7xiEw
The rents are making me Dj at the house tonight for their old balls party... I guess It's not all that bad! #drunktips
Sometimes, we say things we'd regret especially when we're drunk. Always drink moderately. #drunktips #drinkmoderately
My sister did not even sneak in the house smoothly. My dad woke up from her barf smell cuz he said she stank. #DrunkTips : She needs shower.
#Drunktips after a few pints don't offer to dog sit unknown hounds. Else you could end up looking after 2 of these
Ok guys its sat night whos ready for some #DrunkTips i always make a killing on Fri and Sat. Lets get out there and make some hungry ppl happy #Dominos #Drivers
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