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Things you never want to hear at work. #EMTProblems #SirensSeason2 premieres Tuesday, January 27 at 10/9c.
First night working EMS at a concert and I heard “but we smoke pot all the time!” from the friend of every diaphoretic ghost we were called to. It’s a packed venue full of pot smoke. Idgaf how much you smoke, you need more water when hot boxing a concert. #emtproblems
went from studying to looking at sphygmomanometer and stethoscope kits.... #EMTproblems
When I am in full uniform& people still ask me what company I work for! I point to my hat and both sleeves. Can't they read? 🙄#EMTproblems
Car rolls up to Ambulance “Dude, you guys celebrating 420?!” “Nope, we’re adults and can’t be high and save lives.....” #EMS #EMTproblems
The best time of day for an ambulance driver is when they get to drive on the opposite side of the street. #emtproblems
Overnight storm standby. 6am come fast #please #emtproblems #snow #imtired
Friend: "Hey, are you home? My husband has a boil on his stomach. Was wondering if you'd take care of it? TY! xoxo." Sigh. #EMTproblems
Christmas Eve. #ChicoCA is way too busy. We are on call 15... #EMS #EMTproblems
"I delivered a baby in the back of an ambulance!" "I delivered one on the floor of a bank." #EMTproblems LOL
I live on a very strictly regimented diet of taco bell and hospital apple juice #emtproblems #overnights #emtlife
Driving home from my worst day ever with 3 deaths, I took a swig of whisky from my flask..looked over at the car next to me which was a cop car and they gave me a thumbs up. #emtproblems
Scary when I have to explain lab results to an RN. #emtproblems
I was today years old when I found out it was “end tidal” and not “entitle” #EMTproblems #EMS #notaparamedic #justyouraveragefireman
Don’t you love it when you show up to @Starbucks at 10:40PM because they close at 11PM, only to find the doors already locked and the employees inside pretending they don’t see you? #EMTproblems #rantover
I wore a mask for the majority of the day and I feel like it’s still on my face. Ughhhhhh. #EMTProblems #FuckCovid19 #StayTheFuckHome
@911LoneStar I do enjoy the show. However, there is a zero percent chance that you successfully intubate a six year old kid that’s fully awake. #EMTproblems
After 11 months the weight of my first call, a DOA, has finally hit me like a train and I don’t know what to do #emtproblems
*Watching the morning news* Newscaster: “Woman who climbed into the lions den at the zoo was charged today...” My EMT partner: “Holy shit! I’ve had her as a patient! She’s a fucking nut job!” #EMSLife #EMTProblems
Nausea isn’t an allergy. And it pains me that patients don’t fucking get this. A side affect or adverse reaction, and an allergic reaction are different. Ugh. Lmao #emtproblems #medicalfieldproblems
Me at work: All patients lie. Bullshit you use a condom every time. I can tell you’re hungover & on meth, you can’t fool me. Me as a patient: Of course I don’t drink or do drugs. I’ve never even seen a penis before. Sunscreen! #emtproblems
@COsoccerpod spot on about the concussion protocol. Don’t bash @spurs staff for following protocols. In fact, deviation from them can get your medical license suspended or revoked. #EMTProblems
When you’re the lone EMT working a shift with 3 other medics and the ambulance is sitting in your firehouse...🤷🏻♂️ #emtproblems #firefighterproblems
I agree.. To be fair my phone only rings at that time if it is an emergency... #emtproblems
tech boots are more comfortable than any pair of sneakers, don’t @ me #emtproblems
Things you never want to hear at work. #EMTProblems #SirensSeason2 premieres Tuesday, January 27 at 10/9c.
It's rare for #EMS to get a thank you letter. Especially one this great!🚑 love my job #emtproblems #paramedic #KCCO
This is what the ER feels like after a bad shift #EMS #emtproblems @TheGrumpyEMT @ERProblem @RespectTheTechs
That moment when you want to go to bed but you know as soon as you do someone's going to call 911 #emtproblems
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