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Never eat pancakes. They will kill you. #explainabookplotbadly

#explainabookplotbadly This author is *ackshually* really smart

#ExplainABookPlotBadly - “The Godfather” Woman who appreciates a well endowed mafioso learns she only likes big D because she needs gynecological surgery, and gets fixed. Meanwhile some gangsters do stuff in New York. (This book is grade A “how not to write women characters”)

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"Strangers return a piece of jewelry." #ExplainABookPlotBadly

We're talking about #ExplainABookPlotBadly in this month's newsletter! What's your favorite that you've seen? Our current fave: "Teen hunts killer unicorns"

You might have heard of #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly or #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly but how about #ExplainABookPlotBadly? Feel free to share your own badly explained book so others can take their best guess.

Two 4th-graders create the titular superhero. Toilets, wedgies, and boogers are frequently mentioned. Banned because everyone is jealous they didn’t think of this license to print money first. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

Do you know #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Well can you do it with a book you’ve written? Here’s mine. Super Canadian leads 250+ teenagers on a space road trip, while avoiding the government. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #WritingCommunity #writers #authors #writersoftwitter

Girl blames 13 people for her own suicide, simultaneously, thousands of millennials learn what a tape recorder is. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

A bullied girl from an abusive home goes to prom AND IT DOES NOT GO WELL. Banned in some schools for making prom sound way cooler than it actually is. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

Pale kid (or is he?) stalks awkward teenage girl, tries not to eat her, and eventually marries her. Despite numerous parent complaints, it was never proven that the exposure of vampires eating other humans encouraged more backseat hickeys. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

A reminder that maybe having males in charge is the actual problem. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

Harry Potter: An 11 year old finds out he's a wizard. 7 books later, he's an 18 year old super wizard that defeats the leader of the bad wizards. Nobody cares though because they killed the most attractive wizard in book 4 (Cedric Diggory). #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

Animal Farm: Rebellious pigs on a farm take over the land and run off the farmer in order to become "free and equal." The story warns us all that pigs are better off as bacon. Sorry vegetarians. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

He optimistically heads to a 5th school after ditching his sister at the zoo. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

Of Mice and Men: 2 laborers head to Cali for work. The big, tall one likes soft things but has a tendency to accidentally kill said soft things. He kills a mouse, a dog, and a woman in the same story. His friend is forced to mercy kill him. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

The depiction of Oompa Loompas was deemed offensive by multiple librarians and the entire self-tanning industry. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

To Kill A Mockingbird: Southern lawyer takes case he can’t win, children learn not to be racist, no actual advice for killing mockingbirds, or really any birds. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #451BookReport

remember #ExplainABookPlotBadly? whose idea was it to take book of the new sun, s/catholicism/buddhism, then mash it up w/awakenings and red mars?

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#ExplainABookPlotBadly is one of our favorite hashtags. See if you can figure these out: Wife shames husband for not being cool enough to murder the king. Old guy looks like a teenager. Watches high school girl sleep. Her blood smells good. It's so-o-o romantic. Thoughts?

#ExplainABookPlotBadly #1 Kisah tipu #2 Kisah pasal budak kena tipu #3 Kisah betul tapi korang tak kisah

We have an amazing #explainabookplotbadly this #Friyay "Dinos wake to human invasion. Tries to ask for coffee, but everyone runs away."

Winston loved Big Brother. #ExplainABookPlotBadly @PlumeBooks

Never go sledding #explainabookplotbadly

#explainabookplotbadly for our Moby Dick fans! "Sailor has overwhelming appetite for sushi. Sushi fights back." #plothumor #BN

A Walk to Remember: Lots of ugly crying. Oh, and in the book, too #ExplainABookPlotBadly

@sarahjanecuts The best one I've seen: "@darth #ExplainABookPlotBadly "

Pigs play dress up. #ExplainABookPlotBadly

#WIPquisition || Day 05 #ExplainABookPlotBadly Howl's Moving Castle meets Kiki's Delivery Service. But queer. With flowers. #amwriting #amwritingfantasy #TheDaffodilWitch #prettywizardgoals #wizarddicks #thereisalsosex

Amazing RT @darth: #ExplainABookPlotBadly

Man tries to reunite with his family. Finds Jesus. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

#explainabookplotbadly with #Charlotte'sWeb "Pig tries to communicate with humans in order to not become a side-dish" You're welcome. #BN

A girl to start a war, a horse to end it #ExplainABookPlotBadly

Skinny dude who likes cats uses child labourer #ExplainABookPlotBadly

A group of dudes work super-hard to return some jewelry. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

#WIPquisition Day Five Girl with dead parents goes on a typical high fantasy adventure with a party of people to get her kidnapped twin sister back from a bunch of giant cockroaches. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #amwriting #amwritingfantasy

#ExplainABookPlotBadly girl who can't be touched gets touched and falls in love with said toucher