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I be wanting to spread the peanut butter and the bread like how they do it on the commercials #FailEveryTime 😭
Gutted I can't go watch the @lostartshop event hope everyone has fun maybe one day I'll actually get to go to one #FailEverytime
Dear @Mcdonalds - please hire people who can swirl an ice cream cone. #notthathard #faileverytime
New goal: listen to this entire song without boppin my head a single time youtu.be/JPOSGVUYgVQ #CantDoIt #FailEveryTime #Impossible #Jam
@amore_vole_fe i try to think of a witty remark all the time... #faileverytime 😜
I suppose I could live in hope that the @virginmedia app would work whenever I want to use the damned thing #FailEveryTime Sky any good?
When I fuck up my tweets and try to erase it before anyone sees! #FailEverytime
Sometimes I wanna be a girl and do fancy things with my hair so I watch tutorials, try it.. & remember why I don't bother. #faileverytime😅😓
I have a bad habit of thinkin I can help an ignorant person see some shit from another viewpoint.. #FailEveryTime
My goal at every Eid prayer is to not lose my shoes and not get a remark from an older woman that my pants are too tight. #faileverytime
Im sorry if my jokes to you gave you a different definition but thats just stupid jokes at the wrong timing #faileverytime
I hate when you're so tired you start doing the "head nod" in class #TryingToStayAwake #FailEverytime
never expect someone with the mentality of a child to act like an adult #FailEveryTime
Alternatives to @HelloFresh please? The second week in a row with the wrong bags and trying to currently cook a hoisin honey chicken and the bag has no ginger, honey, garlic, green beans or garlic in it LOL #faileverytime
The eye of gibson keep a new profile longer than 24 hours challenge #FailEverytime
@JackBox This doesn't look like Jumbo Jack...seriously the 3rd straight order error at the JITB in Plano, TX at corner of Windhaven and Dallas North Tollway. I would give you an address but they didn't give me a receipt. #FailEveryTime
@tfwrail waiting at Cardiff Central for a train that should have left 3 minutes ago. Will you refund the prebooked taxi that will almost certainly have gone without me by the time I get to my destination? #pissupinabrewery #shouldknowbetter #faileverytime
The choice is a quick one with colleagues or a quick one cough cough.... That's literally the choice 😆 #FailEveryTime
So does Gt.Britain. #UK. But it won't get back with the bumbling circus pantomime #PM Boris and his pre-smart-age #faileverytime simple thought #bandages?
@FedExHelp @FedEx I really don’t understand why companies continue to use your services been waiting on 2 packages today and nothing. I will not order anything else if it will be shipped by your crap company #faileverytime
Alternatives to @HelloFresh please? The second week in a row with the wrong bags and trying to currently cook a hoisin honey chicken and the bag has no ginger, honey, garlic, green beans or garlic in it LOL #faileverytime
So true. I have a bag of odd socks. Every now and then I delve in to match them up #faileverytime
✋if you try and do the #inforapenny petrol challenge everytime you go to the petrol station #faileverytime 🙄 @StephenMulhern
I try to walk on water all the time. I truly believe that I am able to #faileverytime
You’re beautiful with a happy smile and awesome hair! Love the color… Been trying to get mine that color for a while #FailEveryTime. #YouRockMelissa
I need someone to sit here and give me a fucking tutorial on putting eyeliner on the top of my eyes lol. I come from the waterline era. #FailEverytime
No thanks. Enough tries and dealing with your managers who seem to never be at fault for their incompetence #shopelsewhere #faileverytime
@Busyphilipps25 You must tell me how to do this to your hair. #BeenTryingForYears #FailEverytime #TellMeYourSecrets
@JackBox This doesn't look like Jumbo Jack...seriously the 3rd straight order error at the JITB in Plano, TX at corner of Windhaven and Dallas North Tollway. I would give you an address but they didn't give me a receipt. #FailEveryTime
@soycuauhtemoc @ladianacazador @palmademialma @lasillarota #faileverytime el de amarillo llamó mi atención 😂
Hey @indystar Mr. Obvious says "That's the paper box, it's a box where you put the paper" #FailEveryTime
Watching teams try & compete who don't get along makes me want to puke. Infighting means no success. #FailEveryTime
Coffee with mom, trying my luck. #faileverytime :) yfrog.com/h7lo7hcj
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