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Jesus introduced Critical Theory long before the Frankfurt School came on the scene with their own spin and conclusions. #JesusJuke


Even Satan thought he had won until 3 days later. Martha thought hope was lost because Jesus was 4 days late. #PoliticsInReligion #JesusJuke


Feels like everyday is Election Day these days. This must be why most Calvinists are so mean or argumentative. Every day being Election Day is stressful. #JesusJuke


While y'all watch the State of the Union, I'll be in a Bible study contemplating the state of my union...with Christ. Ephesians. #JesusJuke


Christmas Convos: Mom: “when do we get to take a nap?” Me: “It’s Christmas so we don’t...” Mom: “...but Jesus slept...” Dad: “Umm I think the verse is Jesus wept..” 😂😂😂 #JesusJuke


Saw the new Downton Abbey movie last night and I just want to say that the only son of Mary that I’m willing to call “master” is Jesus! Amen? 🙌 #JesusJuke #DowntonAbbeyTheGrandFinale


In the Garden, Adam & Eve ate a grape, not an apple. #jesusjuke

Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions



This is a first ballot Hall of Fame-worthy #JesusJuke.

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I suggested to Hanna that we go to our local animal shelters for their Clear the Shelters event. She said no. I said, "but we may find our forever friend." She replied, "Jesus is my forever friend." #Dogloverstruggles #JesusJuke


I mean I know this is a #JesusJuke but still. Profoundly important. And I hope comforting.

The fact that Jesus has ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty means that’s Christ’s government never shuts down.



As I'm leaving the grocery store, I mentioned the rainy and windy weather outside to an employee. She replied, "If Noah could do it, so can you!" #JesusJuke


Did I just get a #jesusjuke from a car? @JonAcuff

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Guys, what’s keeping your life from looking like his? #JesusJuke

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For a small fee, I will reply to your enemy's tweets with a #JesusJuke or a #DadPun

For a small fee, I will reply to your enemy's throwaway tweet and lock them in pedantic dialogue about it for the rest of the day



So @D_B_Harrison and @VirgilWlkrOMAHA y’all going to start the #JesusJuking #JesusJuke #JesusJuked trend? 😂😂 great episode by the way! Listening a second time this morning.


I wonder how much snow would have had to fall for Jesus to cancel His dying on the cross for you? #JesusJuke #GoToChurchYaWimp


Some of y’all need to worry less about you losing followers and more about causing Jesus to lose followers. #JesusJuke #ButSeriously


Seeing a few #NoKingsDay responses similar to "There is a king and it's Jesus." This is what is known as a "#JesusJuke." It's lame and purposefully obtuse. Worse than that, instead of lifting Jesus up to draw people, it pushes people away from him.


Or by going to church #jesusjuke

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Why are you so mean and passive aggressive toward Dems? Is it an online schtick? Here’s to hoping you find some happiness and are not living out your online narrative in real life. WWJD? #jesusjuke #butforreal


Seeing a few #NoKingsDay responses similar to "There is a king and it's Jesus." This is what is known as a "#JesusJuke." It's lame and purposefully obtuse. Worse than that, instead of lifting Jesus up to draw people, it pushes people away from him.


Your list of enemies should start and stop with your own flesh, bro. #Jesusjuke


Show me on the doll… where the Tariffs hurt you. #BuySellHold #JesusJuke @SteveDeaceShow @DeaceProducer @DeaceOnline


You must admit, that #JesusJuke of condemning everybody for not asking about the teachings of Jesus in response to his post, that was pretty impressive… … kinda like Messi doing a nutmeg on a defender to shoot… Too bad this guys shot sailed out of bounds…


My pastor would never do such carnal things. All things with prayer and supplication. #JesusJuke


God let Jesus pay for other people's crimes. #jesusjuke

Who wouldn’t pardon their own kid?



Some of y'all are more concerned about the democratic election happening today than you are the divine election that occurred before time began. #JesusJuke


If you’re in Christ you’ve already won the election. #JesusJuke


There are no good people, and the only one who was good, they crucified. #JesusJuke


I suggested to Hanna that we go to our local animal shelters for their Clear the Shelters event. She said no. I said, "but we may find our forever friend." She replied, "Jesus is my forever friend." #Dogloverstruggles #JesusJuke


Why Your Kids Love The Easter Bunny More Than Jesus ---> youtu.be/Oyol-Pelfb8 #NewVLOG #JesusJuke


Who is the llamas spiritual leader? The Dalai Llama...but it should be Jesus #jesusjuke #fbcdifference

neeleyelizabeth's tweet image. Who is the llamas spiritual leader? The Dalai Llama...but it should be Jesus #jesusjuke #fbcdifference

Jesus absolutely put this lady in a body bag #jesusjuke

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As the summer of "save the world" action movies kicks off... #JesusJuke

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No Oprah...My Jesus is big, and He reached for me. #jesusjuke

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John Avery Whittaker is a complex man. But if there’s one thing that’s always been self-evident about him it’s his commitment to the upside-down ways of the kingdom of Heaven that defy the world’s ways—to the kingdom work of sacrificial service not political power. #JesusJuke


@jdpreston30: Nothing better than biscuits with jelly and butter!” What about the love of Christ? #JesusJuke

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If only we filled ourselves up with Jesus as much as we do Starbucks coffee ... #jesusjuke

_DrewDixon's tweet image. If only we filled ourselves up with Jesus as much as we do Starbucks coffee ... #jesusjuke

If you're missing church because you went to Eric Church... #JesusJuke


woke up this morning to a #jesusjuke ...so there's that.

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How about a good, old-fashioned #AprilFoolsDay #JesusJuke?

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It's a big day, let's keep it classy friends. After all we aren't the first ones #goldballchasin #jesusjuke

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Did I just get a #jesusjuke from a car? @JonAcuff

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