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Only thing that sucks about putting @JaimieSprenkle to bed is maybe tearing part of my fingernail off on her denim vest. #marriedguyproblems


Big Brother is back on. I have lost the living room TV for the summer. #MarriedGuyProblems #ToTheManCave


I can't watch hulu/Netflix shows that my wife wants to watch without her. #marriedguyproblems


Fuck hope know one I know follows me. I'd get in so much trouble! #MarriedDad #MarriedGuyProblems


Notre dame better keep it close or else my wife will make me watxh the bachelor!! Lol #marriedguyproblems


Its Puerto Rican Parade Day in Manhattan. 5th Ave is a mess and my wife needed to buy something from a store on 5th Ave #marriedguyproblems


My wife has the remote. Currently she is watching Step Up 2. I didn't realize I married a teenager. #marriedguyproblems


@jacuna87: @DCritter @melissadawn87 Wow, she's serious business! #marriedguyproblems”// yes she is !! Lol


The Voice, American Idol... how many singing competition shows must I endure? #marriedguyproblems


When you have permission to stay up late with your boyz and they all have to go home early #marriedguyproblems


All to do in London!! Let's shop! What's wrong with that picture #marriedguyproblems


Would someone please tell my wife to stop sending me pictures of houses that are 8x above our budget. #MarriedGuyProblems


Friday night at home ready for bed. #marriedguyproblems


Yup, drunk hotties at my house... and I'm on Twitter. #marriedguyproblems #FreeChrisMcLeod


You cannot have an opinion. #MarriedGuyProblems


If I was a bachelor, I would most definitely be driving to Orangeville for game 2 vs Aurora tonight. #MarriedGuyProblems #ILovePlayoffHockey


First time hooping since the wedding. Hoping the ring doesn't mess with the picture perfect J. #marriedguyproblems @tricialeigh8


I ran into my kryptonite again tonight too. Waiting for a woman to talk. Am I right guys?! #marriedguyproblems


Currently on a diet with my wife and I fear getting on the scale, but not for the reason you might think. I fear it because i don’t care for the death stares I get from her when I lose more weight than she does. #marriedguyproblems #youdidnothingallweek #RelationshipGoals


I’ve worked overnight shifts for seven years in the house. Hundreds of on calls. Never woken anyone in the house up after living with my parents, a roommate, and now girlfriend/fiancé/wife. It took my wife an hour to wake me up. #marriedguyproblems


I wish Vegas had odds on when I will get laid. I would make a fortune betting against myself. #marriedguyproblems


My next wife will love to give blow jobs. #marriedguyproblems


I'm sure Twitter idea came to a guy who came shopping with his Gf #MarriedGuyProblems


Qabool hai is temporary, dahi laden is permanent #marriedguyproblems


Days like this make me miss my Jeep. #MarriedGuyProblems


I love how when my wife says "we" need to do something she really means "I" need to do it #marriedguyproblems


I want that!!! Must ask wife for permission. #marriedguyproblems


What a racket! They charge you twice for a pillow? #MarriedGuyProblems

taronson's tweet image. What a racket! They charge you twice for a pillow? #MarriedGuyProblems

Waiting in the ferry line to Whidbey Is. to fetch the cat. #marriedguyproblems

JohnPoquette's tweet image. Waiting in the ferry line to Whidbey Is. to fetch the cat. #marriedguyproblems

Currently on a diet with my wife and I fear getting on the scale, but not for the reason you might think. I fear it because i don’t care for the death stares I get from her when I lose more weight than she does. #marriedguyproblems #youdidnothingallweek #RelationshipGoals


@MikkoChi: Living room in panorama suite lockerz.com/s/113552687” - wish I was part of your wolfpack. #marriedguyproblems haha


I could eat then all but I suppose my wife and kids want some. #MarriedGuyProblems #GetYourOwnFuckers

justavictim1182's tweet image. I could eat then all but I suppose my wife and kids want some. #MarriedGuyProblems #GetYourOwnFuckers

I can't answer this with my wife in the room! #marriedguyproblems

Hulign's tweet image. I can't answer this with my wife in the room! #marriedguyproblems

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