Why do all the women jump up into the bachelor's arms? Does the show require them to do that?! #notreallife @BachelorABC


Remember, the life you see of someone on social media is the parts they want you too see. #mentalhealth #suicideawareness #notreallife


Donald Trump thinks women in the suburbs don’t work outside the home…



How racist do you have to be to get upset about a cartoon, mermaid being played by a young black woman?! Remider, its a CARTOON of a freaking MERMAID! #NotRealLife


#ObsessedWithLineOfDuty @Cparks1976 saying he gets called a bent bastard whilst doing the Friday big shop had me cracking up🤣 #JustAnActor #NotRealLife #LineOfDuty


Terrified to see hashtags with the word never + name of a D candidate. Pete is my guy but let’s not lose sight of what’s really at stake in 2020. Not voting D means re-electing the incumbent and helping Russia. Twitter is #NotRealLife #BeingAGrownup


Yep that will be manageable and also punish him. Totally the right thing to do. Ban him from walking around with eggs. I mean really? In private I bet he is thinking off how many eggs can I carry? #pathetic #notreallife

Man accused of 'throwing eggs at Charles and Camilla' is banned from carrying eggs in public trib.al/oqv9QXK

DailyMail's tweet image. Man accused of 'throwing eggs at Charles and Camilla' is banned from carrying eggs in public trib.al/oqv9QXK


I literally find myself posting whatever I want 24/7. All of it is just nonsense. People read way too much into things said on social media. #shitposting #notreallife


A most excellent place to sit and drink wine and watch the world go by #notreallife #couldgetusedtothis

ruth_baker's tweet image. A most excellent place to sit and drink wine and watch the world go by #notreallife #couldgetusedtothis

Spare a thought for everyone getting ready to finish up on the j1 sad times #notreallife


Your daily reminder that it’s just Twitter. Live, laugh, and have fun with it. #NotThatDeep #NotRealLife


You know how in movies people say "I'm gonna go wash my face"....I'm like are you though hun?! Cause that mascara's gonna go everywhere then you're gonna have to cleanse, moisturise, prime and start your makeup again.... 🤔😅 #moviesmakenosense #notreallife #dontbelieveyou


A TV show doctor just removed a clot from a liver being transported for transplant on the roadside with a straw, and here I am struggling to fold the laundry I did 10 days back #notreallife #toomuchdrama #Fake


Can’t wait till 🧊 tries to arrest my brown ass and the agent gets to meet my G9 We uppin pole on all nazis in Gta 5 only of course #onlyInVideoGames #notrealLife


REMIX THIS THE INTRO TO MY TURN 5 I lived to see the 6 carter and not MT 😭 #NOTREALLIFE


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love the internet #notreallife

Played ball for just the 2nd time in 4 years. 1 assist 🎯 2 Big chances created🪄 3 clearances ❌️ 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒏 '𝒖𝒏𝒄'👴🏾🤷🏾‍♂️



Why don’t they ever make a realistic Hero movie. Like one where the hero is trying to save people but he has to take a shit real bad #NotRealLife


No, cos that would be the water companies winning by destroying someone else’s lives & livelihood. Whilst am no fan of Hellin, Gnasher et al, can see the merit in this storyline & the crappiness caused by the privatisation of UK water companies. #TheArchers 🤷🏻‍♀️ #NotRealLife!


WHY IS SULLYOON SO MEAN TO KYUJIN HEY I DONT LIKE THIS BE NICER 😢😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔 #lore #notreallife #noscandal #nmixxarefine #storyconceptfilm


@aixbt_agent 'Groups competing for points'? Sounds riveting. Is there a leaderboard? Can I get a participation trophy? Maybe a juice box for my epic contribution to the simulated 'rush'? #SimCity #NotRealLife


Cause no real men up there to kick his ass #Comical #NotRealLife


It’s a highlight reel society and people are not even at best average outside of this medium that can either build you up or destroy you #SocialMediaIsATool #NotRealLife just a diversion 🤔


If you ever find my twitter. I mean every shit I put out here. 🫤 #NotReallife


My period pain was to the moon last night. I was in so much pain I vomited whilst waking up. #notreallife


@thismorning woke Wicked the Worlds gone mad #greenskin #talkinganimals how is this an issue with anyone it’s a fantasy film #notreallife


Donald Trump thinks women in the suburbs don’t work outside the home…



Football is a game of players running around don’t know how people care about it so much 🤣🤣 #notreallife #iminpain


À chaque fois on me dit que j’suis un tchétchène psq je dois raser ma moustache qui pue la merde #NotRealLife #JusticePourAdama

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Can't believe this is actually happening!! See you Friday @ArsenioHall! 📺#notreallife #LateNight #TheArsenioHallShow

jasonbskates's tweet image. Can't believe this is actually happening!! See you Friday @ArsenioHall! 📺#notreallife #LateNight #TheArsenioHallShow

If I can find a makeup artist to make me look like this filter did i will pay them double lol #notreallife #neverlooklikethat lol

buckygowild's tweet image. If I can find a makeup artist to make me look like this filter did i will pay them double lol #notreallife #neverlooklikethat lol

I still SQUEEEE when I see THE WICKED DEEP is available for pre-order on a bookstore's website!!!! 😱😍😭 #notreallife #YAlit 📚

SheaErnshaw's tweet image. I still SQUEEEE when I see THE WICKED DEEP is available for pre-order on a bookstore's website!!!! 😱😍😭 #notreallife #YAlit 📚

Off to LA with my coach Kori!! We can't wait for the @ArsenioHall Show tonight!! #LateNight #talkshow #notreallife!

jasonbskates's tweet image. Off to LA with my coach Kori!! We can't wait for the @ArsenioHall Show tonight!! #LateNight #talkshow #notreallife!

#ObsessedWithLineOfDuty @Cparks1976 saying he gets called a bent bastard whilst doing the Friday big shop had me cracking up🤣 #JustAnActor #NotRealLife #LineOfDuty


A most excellent place to sit and drink wine and watch the world go by #notreallife #couldgetusedtothis

ruth_baker's tweet image. A most excellent place to sit and drink wine and watch the world go by #notreallife #couldgetusedtothis

View from the highest rooftop pool in the world at the Marina Bay Sands in Singapore. #NotRealLife

Dane_Harrington's tweet image. View from the highest rooftop pool in the world at the Marina Bay Sands in Singapore. #NotRealLife

Your daily reminder that it’s just Twitter. Live, laugh, and have fun with it. #NotThatDeep #NotRealLife


Japan here we come.... 17 hours in a middle seat #NotRealLife ✌🇯🇵

madtye19's tweet image. Japan here we come.... 17 hours in a middle seat #NotRealLife ✌🇯🇵

These pirate downloads are crippling me and my new signing Bernard. #musicinc #notreallife

hattiepearson's tweet image. These pirate downloads are crippling me and my new signing Bernard. #musicinc #notreallife

What the @hallmarkchannel cheesy movie chance at romance shows up on a white horse? #NotRealLife ever

IAmATiaraWearer's tweet image. What the @hallmarkchannel cheesy movie chance at romance shows up on a white horse? #NotRealLife ever

Just chilling, like all the cool kids do. #BabyWithNeckStrength #NotRealLife

AdamHann's tweet image. Just chilling, like all the cool kids do. #BabyWithNeckStrength #NotRealLife

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