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I have reached a new milestone in my life. A young man offered me his seat on the tube today 😩😳🤪😂 #OfficiallyOld
I am going to the @Phillies game tonight with my daughter and I took a nap so I won’t get tired later years old now!!! 🤣#officiallyold #RingTheBell
Echt hoor. Krijg er steeds meer de tyfus in met die vuurwerkknallers hiero. Uren gaat dat door. Lijken soms wel bommen. Geluid tv omhoog/omlaag. Ga ff lekker naar binnen bij je familie Oudejaarsavond vieren. Met je zogenaamde vuurwerkverbod #officiallyold @Rotterdam
Conversation pattern I noticed as a kid when two old people meet: 1. How are you? 2. How are x, y, z? 3. How’s your health? 4. Launch into diatribe on own health concerns. 5. Finish with ‘at least we’re not dead’ Found myself following this formula yesterday. #OfficiallyOld
not my bedtime being 10pm now and I’m annoyed at the fireworks going off outside 😂 #officiallyold
Milestone reached: I just shared a scientific paper with my daughter. #officiallyold
Vier Jahre über der Grenze, die eine mögliche Anpassung des Renteneintrittalters auf 68 Jahre bedeutet. #officiallyold
Young me was truly a strong force, i couda go any party, get drunk and bounce back in 2 hours. Now i need a whole 2-3 days to recharge. 😭😭😭 #officiallyold
Oh hey, it’s the one song of The Weekend that I’ve heard before. #officiallyold
Whenever the song "Take You Dancing" comes on the radio at work I'm convinced the only lyrics he's singing are "Baby take your pants off" over and over again. I've been told by the young people that this is not the case, but it's honestly all I hear. #OfficiallyOld
Wham! Heavenly hugs and congratulations to @GeorgeMOfficial and big claps 👏🏻 to @ajridgeley - As Wham!’s Last Christmas finally reaches Christmas No 1, 39 years after its release. Christmas 1984 seems like only yesterday in some ways! #officiallyold 🎄🎁🎅🏻
Going to be repainting, hanging a few things and building out my home office nook. I'm so excited. #OfficiallyOld
Happy 30th birthday @sammy_tissenbaum!! I hope it’s the best day, and best year yet. I love you❤️ #OfficiallyOld #LyMyHyKy instagram.com/p/CTj-Or_gGVj/…
Apparently there is a Tiktok craze about this place and my teenage son begged me to take a detour off the M6 on the way home today so he could see it #dontgetit #officiallyold
Why are these “story” things everywhere on all the platforms?! I love ya, I just don’t want to watch your videos on Twitter, FB, LinkedIn or IG, nor do I want to create these videos. #officiallyOld
Pulled something in my back while i was sleeping two days ago and it hasn't healed yet!! #officiallyold
Chatting to my friends daughter in the garden earlier. I said strange how blackbirds sound like trim phones. She said " what's a trim phone?" 🫣😳 #OfficiallyOld Good night all 😴💤xx
Poor Norman trying hard to get the Gen Z crowd moving at Coachella. 20 years ago, that crowd would be heaving as one organism with a fine layer of steam settled over the throbbing mass! #officiallyold
I ate too much chile and now here I am chugging a cup of milk because of heartburn #officiallyold
Time to stop watching the Brits when after 45 mins you’ve only heard of 2 acts. Fred Again and K-pop demon hunters. #officiallyold
@HP_Community 64 tomorrow and now waiting for my visitors. Having a little party later in the afternoon. #officiallyold #🥳
I wish they would just tell us the name of the acts and not make us work out anagrams!! #officiallyold
I believed my daughter when she told my SYBAU means stay young beautiful and unique.... #officiallyold
Told a friend one yesterday: Put a plastic bag in your coat pocket, when you go to an indoor game, put your coat in that bag so it doesn’t get pop, beer, or ice cream on it while on the floor. #officiallyOLD
أغلى ما أملكه بحياتي حبوب المعدة والصداع واليوم أضفت عليهم مرهم العضلات #officiallyold
Was at a karaoke party tonight and someone there had never heard of Grease. #OfficiallyOld because isn't that tantamount to not having heard of Sound of Music or High School Musical? (Choose whichever generations apply.) 😭
Annual posting of the 2006 Thanksgiving game and the realization that none of the kids playing today were born yet. #officiallyold
Glue. Used a lot in schools, back in the day. I had one of these bottles at home. Yes, #OfficiallyOld.
New glasses time! 🤓 I don't like to admit this, but they're vari-focals 😂😂 I'm actually old! But they are life changing! I didn't even know how much I couldn't see 😂 #clarity #officiallyold #prada
Aw man, guys, I'm old now, guys. 😢 I didn't think I was but I guess now I am. #OfficiallyOld #PastMyPrime #TooLateNow
Shut your old mouth marlins are mid Bobby bomb a top 3 player
I want everyone on Twitter to know that @AustenMarieTV had to sit me down to explain what "Big Mood" meant because I didn't understand it. It took her like 3 tries. #OfficiallyOld
I spent the afternoon at work stressing about my missing cellphone. Searched high & low. Nada. ***** Have just got home. It was right where I left it. Doh! #OfficiallyOld btw The correct response to the quote below is "ja and a moerse groot rocket, boet."
This weekend a 16 yr old informed me that most teens don't really use Facebook anymore... #OfficiallyOld #WhatIsTheWorldComingTo
He told me to call him Count Dabula and said he had all the “Thicc memes.” I’m not sure what any of this means. #OfficiallyOld
My chest grew few inches as the Dutch lady admired my medals and invited me to sit next to her at the David Lord VC memorial. My pride was short lived when she followed it up with ‘Did you land here’. #officiallyold
Ex Student of mine Gav (@LIPALiverpool) on tour with @daisybrain_ just sent me this. #officiallyold @Elbow 21 years ago.
Had a meeting with newly-formed Digital Content Team and almost brought a dry erase board. Oops. #OfficiallyOld
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