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Is it The Kentucky Derby or the Golden Slipper #pisstake


Really disappointed with @PetplanUK my renewal is 25% higher than last year #pisstake


4 or 5 of this a day! Come on @elonmusk @X sort this rubbish out. #pisstake #joke #unreal

priisek's tweet image. 4 or 5 of this a day! Come on @elonmusk @X sort this rubbish out. #pisstake #joke #unreal

This is f***… why are we forever cutting the arts funds and when the nations in crisis it’s us that entertains them. Life of a performer isn’t easy or as glamorous as you think. Cutting more funds is going to make it harder #pisstake

Devastating news for @BirminghamRep & @BRB, which face 100% cut in City Council funding next year. This also applies to all culture & arts projects. The effect will be to deprive the people of Birmingham and surrounding area of access to multiple facilities



What a shock… Nigel lying to get out of it. Poor Sam #ricegate #ImACelebrity @antanddec #pisstake 😂😂


Nice to know when majority of British are on their ass trying to afford to survive in 3rd world Britain, But as long as our moneys helping out Ukraine that's all that matters🙄 #Hasntgotaclue #pisstake #3rdworldbritain #VoterReform


If ever something told you that it pays to blatantly ignore the rules & show contempt of #FFP then this is it. These clubs have crashed #EUFA’s guidelines & received “petty cash” fines which are hideous & an insult to peoples intelligence! #PissTake #NUFC #WomensTeams #SellHotel

🚨 Aston Villa, Barcelona , Chelsea, AS Roma and Lyon are all fined by UEFA for breaching financial Fair Play regulations. Chelsea: 20M€ Barcelona: 15M€ Lyon: 12.5M€ Aston Villa: 11M€ Roma: 3M€

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨 Aston Villa, Barcelona , Chelsea, AS Roma and Lyon are all fined by UEFA for breaching financial Fair Play regulations.

Chelsea: 20M€
Barcelona: 15M€
Lyon: 12.5M€
Aston Villa: 11M€
Roma: 3M€


Victims and survivor do NOT underestimate your worth. If someone asks you to take part in a documentary, speak at a conference, share your story on tv/radio or newspaper know your worth!! Do not do it for free or peanuts. #pisstake

Rachel_SUTDA's tweet image. Victims and survivor do NOT underestimate your worth. If someone asks you to take part in a documentary, speak at a conference, share your story on tv/radio or newspaper know your worth!! 
Do not do it for free or peanuts. 
#pisstake

Just endured the pain of cancelling an O2 account Think I must have mentioned about 10 times that I wanted to cancel Still got to give them a months notice even though I’m out of contract #pisstake


UN climate alarmists just lost all credibility for their cause. Mowing down the Amazon jungle for a 4 lane motorway to their climate change conference venue lol. #pisstake #climatechange #cop30

aucklandir's tweet image. UN climate alarmists just lost all credibility for their cause. Mowing down the Amazon jungle for a 4 lane motorway to their climate change conference venue lol. #pisstake #climatechange #cop30

😡👇👇👇 #pisstake

ELECTRICITY PRICES AROUND THE WORLD IRANIANS PAY 0.005p a Unit RUSSIANS pay 6p a Unit, CHINESE pay 8p a Unit UK charging one of the highest prices in the World at 41p a unit @Conservatives

mcgillyface's tweet image. ELECTRICITY PRICES AROUND THE WORLD

IRANIANS PAY 0.005p a Unit
RUSSIANS pay 6p a Unit, 
CHINESE pay 8p a Unit

UK charging one of the highest prices in the World at 41p a unit @Conservatives


That moment when your company gives you the Xmas bonus gift card which is 50 % less than last year, but according to them they have achieved beyond their expectations and are doing well is a fucking joke ! Br**t Ag******es #Construction #quarry #pisstake


Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh? Shakespeare: Illiterate Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare. #pisstake

CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake
CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake
CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake
CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake

£52.50 for match 1 champions league… almost always shit these group games so looks like it’s my final season on cup scheme… either that or the @DalaiPalmerMCR gives a guarantee with his weekly muggy 😡😡#pisstake


WTF, @OVOEnergy ? Casually doubling your EV charging rate? What's up - shareholders not rich enough? #outrageous #pisstake.


Applying Trump’s approach to international politics to every day use (abuse) of power inside the US. #pisstake

You see how crazy this all sounds now???? This is brilliant 😂😂😂



As bad as Ticketmaster are, at least they let you know how far in the queue you are. With Seetickets, it’s just nothing. Just says “our website is very busy”. Well no shit, at least let me know I’m fucked instead of sitting here like a lemon. @TicketmasterUK @seetickets #pisstake


Treat the tastebuds of the ears to a listen - @InsightFSports Houston Rockets show on Spotify/YouTube from myself & @NBAGeeWhiz to get hot takes like: "Jalen Green a top 35 player in One Cat Leagues" #fantasybasketball #pisstake @SC_BigHorse @SC_Mattrix @SC_Brain @SupercoachHawk


We defo must have some clause that we gave to play Burgzorg can’t be any other reason otherwise #pisstake


Nice to know when majority of British are on their ass trying to afford to survive in 3rd world Britain, But as long as our moneys helping out Ukraine that's all that matters🙄 #Hasntgotaclue #pisstake #3rdworldbritain #VoterReform


@NetflixUK i think it's a disgrace that my wife has been told she can't use her own account in hospital because she's outside the property. You want to fleece her for an extra £4.99 to use it after the constant increase in sub prices. Sort this out #pisstake


Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot and Castro were great for freedom #pisstake

The idea that capitalism = freedom is a myth. Capitalism restricts freedom in countless ways. Under highly capitalist systems, basic needs are commodified. Freedom becomes paywalled. Rich people have freedom, poor people don't.



@footballontnt if the game you're showing runs over then fine but don't show fluff when people are paying to watch your content #pisstake


Trillions in debt, yet everyday people are the ones expected to carry the burden. Higher taxes, rising costs, and fewer services—while the root problems go untouched. At some point, accountability shouldn’t fall on taxpayers alone.#uk #pisstake


Lovely. Can you sort your drop off prices please. #pisstake


Can the clocks got forward at 4pm Friday next year ? #pisstake


Someone finally says it out loud and the caller doesn’t have a real reason #benefit #pisstake

'If you can ring LBC, why can't you get a job in telesales?' That's the question Bobby puts to benefits recipients who call into radio stations. Caller Sue explains why this career suggestion isn't a realistic option for her.



Brilliant read, British humour at it absolute best. #pisstake

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard



I had to report a post earlier because of the extremely violent content. I had an acknowledgement immediately - literally in less than 2 seconds. And 1 second later another message to say that the post, which suggested killing people, did not violate any conditions. #pisstake


And for those of who have had children and managed to work to clothe them feed them and get them educated so they can get a job and go to work. Just remember our and there taxes now pay for all this. #pisstake


Sky sports getting Ryan Lowe in the panel for Wigan v Barnsley has got to be a incredible joke at showing how much better we are under Caldwell instead of him #wafc #pisstake


Poor chelsea how will they cope with the huge £10.75m fine...oh wait they only spent best part on £1b on the squad what an absolute joke by the @premierleague corruption at its finest for its precious top 6 #pisstake


If that was red card, then I'm the Dalai Lama #StripeUp #carveup #pisstake

TheMumper's tweet image. If that was red card, then I'm the Dalai Lama
#StripeUp #carveup #pisstake

@CaerphillyCBC council tax gone up again £185 p/M!!! Robbing us blind!! For what???!!?? #pisstake


Council tax bill this morning 5% rise..why? And what for? #pisstake


#EEBroadband, mobile phone, and #sky services all going up by at least a fiver...do this fuckers think we're made of fuckin money!!! #pisstake


@NoHoldsPod @dodgson_sally PSML re the glasses...like Don, if you find a pair that makes one look more sexy when you take'em off, let us know!! On a serious note, think specysavers are extracting the urine charging you £50 a pop for better vision #pisstake imho...


Actual piss take. @o2 how can you justify this with a crap network? You are gonna lose a LOT of customers. I am gutted I have 19 months left on my contract #PissTake #o2 #CostOfLiving

KampKaz's tweet image. Actual piss take. @o2 how can you justify this with a crap network?
You are gonna lose a LOT of customers. I am gutted I have 19 months left on my contract #PissTake #o2 #CostOfLiving

Come on @itvcorrie Look at Dee Dee's hair, look at the back, your actually taking the piss, who have u got doing her hair? #pisstake #ridiculous #joketing #Corrie

Naphtali72's tweet image. Come on @itvcorrie Look at Dee Dee's hair, look at the back, your actually taking the piss, who have u got doing her hair?
#pisstake
#ridiculous
#joketing
#Corrie
Naphtali72's tweet image. Come on @itvcorrie Look at Dee Dee's hair, look at the back, your actually taking the piss, who have u got doing her hair?
#pisstake
#ridiculous
#joketing
#Corrie

Nice one @premierinn upping your prices for the coronation 😂. Some of us needed to go to london anyway . Thanks #CostOfLivingCrisis #pisstake

cra1gbluenose's tweet image. Nice one @premierinn upping your prices for the coronation 😂. Some of us needed to go to london anyway . Thanks #CostOfLivingCrisis #pisstake

Is there a football match on at St Andrews tonight or a film premiere? #pisstake

SJB74's tweet image. Is there a football match on at St Andrews tonight or a film premiere? #pisstake

This has to fucking stop! Abhorrent piss take. Those of us desperate for a chance of pre sale get nowt and these helmets to this @viagogo is a disgrace @oasis #pisstake

weirdlandofdave's tweet image. This has to fucking stop! Abhorrent piss take. Those of us desperate for a chance of pre sale get nowt and these helmets to this @viagogo is a disgrace @oasis #pisstake

4 or 5 of this a day! Come on @elonmusk @X sort this rubbish out. #pisstake #joke #unreal

priisek's tweet image. 4 or 5 of this a day! Come on @elonmusk @X sort this rubbish out. #pisstake #joke #unreal

Dinner and pinning a few badges on people, Mel Stride will be delighted that the pie is growing again as this lad gets back to work #pisstake

jpxan71's tweet image. Dinner and pinning a few badges on people, Mel Stride will be delighted that the pie is growing again as this lad gets back to work #pisstake
jpxan71's tweet image. Dinner and pinning a few badges on people, Mel Stride will be delighted that the pie is growing again as this lad gets back to work #pisstake

So..i SAY AGAIN, Brits! #UKCovidInquiry COSTS, the UK TAXPAYER, £136, 907 PER DAY! An estimated £196 MILLION, by the end. And the electorate should EXPECT, 'NOBODY' goes to Prison, at the end?? NO!! For that EXTORTION, WE, 'DEMAND' SCALPS, not, 'SCALP.' SEVERAL!!! #PissTake

Jo15437Joseph's tweet image. So..i SAY AGAIN, Brits! #UKCovidInquiry COSTS, the UK TAXPAYER, £136, 907 PER DAY! An estimated £196 MILLION, by the end. And the electorate should EXPECT, 'NOBODY' goes to Prison, at the end?? NO!! For that EXTORTION, WE, 'DEMAND' SCALPS, not, 'SCALP.' SEVERAL!!! #PissTake

On today’s episode of weird messages I’ve got on Vinted … Is this girl having a fucking laugh!? I don’t even no her 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ #vinted #pisstake

louise_sasha20's tweet image. On today’s episode of weird messages I’ve got on Vinted … 

Is this girl having a fucking laugh!? I don’t even no her 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

#vinted 
#pisstake

youtube.com/live/Ban5l_0gn… Live from 9pm (UK) Me & @acollator go ALL IN on the News of the week. We will laugh. Oh yes we will laugh. Join us & Subscribe! #News #Comedy #PissTake

DisabledJourno's tweet image. youtube.com/live/Ban5l_0gn…

Live from 9pm (UK) Me & @acollator go ALL IN on the News of the week.

We will laugh. Oh yes we will laugh.

Join us & Subscribe!

#News #Comedy #PissTake

With a whole bloomin week of strikes under way, squeezing in a visit to mum 👎😬 @chilternrailway @TfL #PissTake

CatsCompilation's tweet image. With a whole bloomin week of strikes under way, squeezing in a visit to mum 👎😬 @chilternrailway @TfL #PissTake

Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh? Shakespeare: Illiterate Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare. #pisstake

CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake
CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake
CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake
CeliaCopplesto1's tweet image. Welcome to the show, $cientists. What took you so long? Too long gazing into your microscopes and collecting the dosh?

Shakespeare: Illiterate 

Vaccine Minister: MP for Stratford upon Avon A

First vaccine recipient... William Shakespeare.
#pisstake

This is the 3 person I’ve been transferred to @VodafoneUK and yes I’m very angry 🤬 #pisstake

IronbridgeAAC's tweet image. This is the 3 person I’ve been transferred to @VodafoneUK and yes I’m very angry 🤬 #pisstake
IronbridgeAAC's tweet image. This is the 3 person I’ve been transferred to @VodafoneUK and yes I’m very angry 🤬 #pisstake

Lord @ShaunBaileyUK (standing) failed charity boss, 3 failed attempts to be an MP & London Mayor. Resigned from police commission due to #Partygate. Was given Peerage by Johnson🤨 On floor is Ben Mallet political campaign advisor at @TheMessinaGroup given OBE by Johnson #pisstake

Jeanett60383324's tweet image. Lord @ShaunBaileyUK (standing) failed charity boss, 3 failed attempts to be an MP & London Mayor. Resigned from police commission due to #Partygate. Was given Peerage by Johnson🤨
On floor is Ben Mallet political campaign advisor at @TheMessinaGroup given OBE by Johnson
#pisstake

New marketing campaign with the Piss Take Brand. To increase sales I have decided to "mandate" the purchase of these style caps. It's also a hate crime not to purchase a product. Booster campaign is next after the mandate campaign. #PissTake #Mandate #HateCrime

pisstakeco's tweet image. New marketing campaign with the Piss Take Brand. 

To increase sales I have decided to "mandate" the purchase of these style caps. 

It's also a hate crime not to purchase a product. 

Booster campaign is next after the mandate campaign. 

#PissTake #Mandate #HateCrime

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