scrum, agile, javascript frameworks changing every month, clean code, the jvm, leetcode grind and all for what? everything is broken, look at the state of the web - nobody has written good software in twenty fucking years

tekbog's tweet image. scrum, agile, javascript frameworks changing every month, clean code, the jvm, leetcode grind and all for what? everything is broken, look at the state of the web - nobody has written good software in twenty fucking years

every "how can I fix my code" person's code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R's tweet image. every "how can I fix my code" person's code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

today i saw one of the worst programmers i know just stare at the chatGPT window and wait for it to generate code, then copy paste into the editor what a sad sight to behold, not a single thought went into that work

tekbog's tweet image. today i saw one of the worst programmers i know just stare at the chatGPT window and wait for it to generate code, then copy paste into the editor

what a sad sight to behold, not a single thought went into that work

Stop wasting time coding everything from scratch! Here are low-code tools top coders use to build faster & get job: Thread 🧵

saumya1singh's tweet image. Stop wasting time coding everything from scratch!

Here are low-code tools top coders use to build faster & get job:

Thread 🧵

And then you find an error in the 80th line of code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R's tweet image. And then you find an error in the 80th line of code reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Nothing worse than going to bed with a broken codebase

punit_arani's tweet image. Nothing worse than going to bed with a broken codebase

I'm coding with my phone because I can't afford a laptop. Were you once in this situation?

fidexcode's tweet image. I'm coding with my phone because I can't afford a laptop. 

Were you  once in this situation?

@British_Airways If you dont tell us the source of the issue, how do you expect us to remediate it? Just saying "problem with your details" means you have no fucking idea what happened! and it doesnt highlight anything on the page!! what gives?#britishairways #poorcoding

Meinthecrowd's tweet image. @British_Airways If you dont tell us the source of the issue, how do you expect us to remediate it? Just saying "problem with your details" means you have no fucking idea what happened! and it doesnt highlight anything on the page!! what gives?#britishairways #poorcoding

It was a very dumb idea to have a 5th cup of coffee on Sunday evening. But code won't write itself.

girllovescoding's tweet image. It was a very dumb idea to have a 5th cup of coffee on Sunday evening. But code won't write itself.

Debunking Five Low-Code Myths for Pro-Developers dlvr.it/TNs7M9

GoCollaboration's tweet image. Debunking Five Low-Code Myths for Pro-Developers dlvr.it/TNs7M9

Imagine hacking prebuilt open-source binary because you're too lazy to set up a build environment and compile the edited code. 🙃


normal fucking coding you retard pick up a book and learn instead of replacing thoughts with the garbage spat out by a pathetic sloppy attempt at copying the mind

prumblo's tweet image. normal fucking coding you retard pick up a book and learn instead of replacing thoughts with the garbage spat out by a pathetic sloppy attempt at copying the mind

I hit that 80% wall with Lovable, you know, when the idea works, but everything breaks the moment you add “just one more feature.” Debugging felt like blindfolded coding in a black box. Here’s how I turned that chaos into control, and shipped production-grade apps without…

darshal_'s tweet image. I hit that 80% wall with Lovable, you know, when the idea works, but everything breaks the moment you add “just one more feature.”

Debugging felt like blindfolded coding in a black box.

Here’s how I turned that chaos into control, and shipped production-grade apps without…

@ThePoke really need to shout at your developers. So many errors on the page it's making load times really slow. #poorcoding

CannyCookie's tweet image. @ThePoke really need to shout at your developers.  So many errors on the page it's making load times really slow.  #poorcoding

Not everyone has a sensible Western first name. @TheTileApp #PoorCoding

YiJoneLi's tweet image. Not everyone has a sensible Western first name. @TheTileApp #PoorCoding

How useful is a SOAP error code to your average @nationalrailenq app user. #poorcoding

PremierSteve's tweet image. How useful is a SOAP error code to your average @nationalrailenq app user. #poorcoding

I write ugly code ngl. Needs to imporve logic building even more.. POTD

Selfaware14's tweet image. I write ugly code ngl.
Needs to imporve logic building even more..
POTD

bro i cant code cuz i dont understand wtf im reading... need to relearn how this code works

SaurinPatelX's tweet image. bro i cant code cuz i dont understand wtf im reading... need to relearn how this code works

What a stupid post! So people should stay home to raid and use wifi to make up for your crappy unstable app? Thr thing crashes 6 times a day on its own! @NianticHelp #PoorCoding @niantic @PokemonGoApp


@veve_official #vevebug #poorQA #poorcoding You have 7 mins to complete your purchase, clocks starts counting down from 6 mins. #vevefam

Agent_415's tweet image. @veve_official #vevebug #poorQA #poorcoding 

You have 7 mins to complete your purchase, clocks starts counting down from 6 mins. 

#vevefam

@British_Airways If you dont tell us the source of the issue, how do you expect us to remediate it? Just saying "problem with your details" means you have no fucking idea what happened! and it doesnt highlight anything on the page!! what gives?#britishairways #poorcoding

Meinthecrowd's tweet image. @British_Airways If you dont tell us the source of the issue, how do you expect us to remediate it? Just saying "problem with your details" means you have no fucking idea what happened! and it doesnt highlight anything on the page!! what gives?#britishairways #poorcoding

@YouTube fix the iOS app it’s so very broken watch in full screen and see what happens after an add #poorcoding


@ESPNcricinfo your app is such a disaster. So laggy and slow and now buggy.#poordesign #poorcoding


Community of @survivetheark reports bugs.. aah whatever.. @vindiesel reports bugs.. OMG! Look at this hes allready reporting bugs this is great!.. I Wonder when he will realize how shitty the company is he joined. Can't even launch anything without breaking alot. #PoorCoding


When you search “futon” on most apps, you see #futons. Search on @BJsWholesale app, you get recliners and sectionals. #AppTrastrophy #poorcoding


This from a Federal agency run web site which handles PII data... a long way to go... #ApplicationMishaps #PoorCoding #DotNet

sarbjeetjohal's tweet image. This from a Federal agency run web site which handles PII data... a long way to go...

#ApplicationMishaps #PoorCoding #DotNet

Hey @Twitter ... I'd really like to know how you thing accounts like theses are part of my contact? It's clearly a BOT .... #spam #shottywork #poorcoding

jmclean_davis's tweet image. Hey @Twitter ... I'd really like to know how you thing accounts like theses are part of my contact? It's clearly a BOT .... 

#spam #shottywork #poorcoding

@overwatchleague when you set up a website to convert your times to the users timezone, maybe also convert the dates too? That way ppl like myself in other countries are not taking the day off work a day early! #OWL2019 #poorcoding #OWLAllStars

WezleySnipezzPC's tweet image. @overwatchleague when you set up a website to convert your times to the users timezone, maybe also convert the dates too? That way ppl like myself in other countries are not taking the day off work a day early! #OWL2019 #poorcoding #OWLAllStars

Not everyone has a sensible Western first name. @TheTileApp #PoorCoding

YiJoneLi's tweet image. Not everyone has a sensible Western first name. @TheTileApp #PoorCoding

@PostOffice your credit card app has a bug in the latest release! Basically you can’t enter your passcode because the app fails to move through each box correctly, can you fix this pls. Thanks #poorcoding #poorqualityandassurance


The @BlackBerry website notice to find out about the cookies it uses and how to opt out has no link to the relevant part of the site. All it gives you is an I Accept button. A link is not a difficult thing to add. #fail #poorcoding


@EASPORTSNHL one time just once i’d like one of our team NOT to get a dressing room error and get kicked for EASHL games #poorcoding


@amazonIN Poor validation on mobile exchange offers as they are being applied successfully and only at the final payment screen amazon magically displays that exchange is no longer valid and asks me to buy without exchange #PoorCoding #NoChecks


لا توجد نتائج لـ "#poorcoding"

@British_Airways If you dont tell us the source of the issue, how do you expect us to remediate it? Just saying "problem with your details" means you have no fucking idea what happened! and it doesnt highlight anything on the page!! what gives?#britishairways #poorcoding

Meinthecrowd's tweet image. @British_Airways If you dont tell us the source of the issue, how do you expect us to remediate it? Just saying "problem with your details" means you have no fucking idea what happened! and it doesnt highlight anything on the page!! what gives?#britishairways #poorcoding

@veve_official #vevebug #poorQA #poorcoding You have 7 mins to complete your purchase, clocks starts counting down from 6 mins. #vevefam

Agent_415's tweet image. @veve_official #vevebug #poorQA #poorcoding 

You have 7 mins to complete your purchase, clocks starts counting down from 6 mins. 

#vevefam

In other professions people steal credit for the work they haven’t done While programmers don’t even take credits for the work they have done. #BadProgrammers #poorcoding #AndroidDevelopers #ProgrammersLife


Not everyone has a sensible Western first name. @TheTileApp #PoorCoding

YiJoneLi's tweet image. Not everyone has a sensible Western first name. @TheTileApp #PoorCoding

How useful is a SOAP error code to your average @nationalrailenq app user. #poorcoding

PremierSteve's tweet image. How useful is a SOAP error code to your average @nationalrailenq app user. #poorcoding

Business Insider premium membership is not required to be bought, as one can easily read the content by accessing dev tools. Build better products :) @businessinsider #premiummembership #easyhacking #poorcoding

anshulix's tweet image. Business Insider premium membership is not required to be bought, as one can easily read the content by accessing dev tools. Build better products :)
@businessinsider #premiummembership #easyhacking #poorcoding

@ThePoke really need to shout at your developers. So many errors on the page it's making load times really slow. #poorcoding

CannyCookie's tweet image. @ThePoke really need to shout at your developers.  So many errors on the page it's making load times really slow.  #poorcoding

@overwatchleague when you set up a website to convert your times to the users timezone, maybe also convert the dates too? That way ppl like myself in other countries are not taking the day off work a day early! #OWL2019 #poorcoding #OWLAllStars

WezleySnipezzPC's tweet image. @overwatchleague when you set up a website to convert your times to the users timezone, maybe also convert the dates too? That way ppl like myself in other countries are not taking the day off work a day early! #OWL2019 #poorcoding #OWLAllStars

Hey @Twitter ... I'd really like to know how you thing accounts like theses are part of my contact? It's clearly a BOT .... #spam #shottywork #poorcoding

jmclean_davis's tweet image. Hey @Twitter ... I'd really like to know how you thing accounts like theses are part of my contact? It's clearly a BOT .... 

#spam #shottywork #poorcoding

This from a Federal agency run web site which handles PII data... a long way to go... #ApplicationMishaps #PoorCoding #DotNet

sarbjeetjohal's tweet image. This from a Federal agency run web site which handles PII data... a long way to go...

#ApplicationMishaps #PoorCoding #DotNet

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