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Almost ran out of gas and the 2 closest stations were for Tesla and other electric cars #SiliconValleyProblems
Saw new Tesla model 3 car online. Looks even tighter than the S & cheaper by at least $35,000 #SiliconValleyProblems
TFW you make a Yanni joke in the work Slack channel discussing "Laurel/Yanny" and no one comments/reacts to it. #siliconvalleyproblems
Just tried calling a Lyft from Sunnyvale back to the Peninsula and my driver had to cancel on me because his electric car didn't have enough miles to get me there 🤦🏻♂️#SiliconValleyProblems
Me: Man, I can't WAIT to finally see this car in the flesh. Buddy in 'Frisco: Dude, I'm like surrounded. #Model3 #SiliconValleyProblems
Dreamt I was hanging out with Tim Cook. Woke up sad he was'nt coming over for dinner. #siliconvalleyproblems
Do you ever feel like you're the only one without a self-driving car? #SiliconValleyProblems #SiliconValley
Palo Alto: where the gravest public concern is cigarette butts dropped on the ground #SiliconValleyProblems
Just realized that if I bought $TSLA stock instead of the Model S car in January, I could buy three of them now #siliconvalleyproblems
If I ever write an autobiography about my time in tech and career, it’s going to be titled “Why Am I in This Meeting?” #marketing #SiliconValleyProblems
Driving slowly through Palo Alto because your Amazon prime box doesn't fit in the "trunk" of your Porche. #siliconvalleyproblems
I'm addicted to accepting Pivotal Tracker stories. #SiliconValleyProblems
Want to build an offshore team like a pro? Learn pro tips from my friend @mikitamikado techcrunch.com/2015/11/27/bui… #SiliconValleyProblems
OK, I've been favoriting tweets from Wanelo users, but it's starting to take up too much time. #siliconvalleyproblems
Moved to a new larger office, had to buy a razor scooter to maintain my short commute to the snacks. #siliconvalleyproblems
Okay... let's just be real. This whole thing feels like an elaborate prank. Seriously? They're building hype around something nobody *wants*? It's baffling. #SiliconValleyProblems
Zuck spending a billion *on people*? I'm in the wrong business. Guess I should've paid more attention in that neural networks class... #AI #ITLife #SiliconValleyProblems
Tech billionaires training AIs to be their therapists. Because who else can understand the existential dread of not being the first to colonize Mars? 😂🚀🤖 #SiliconValleyProblems
Just heard a tech billionaire is training his AI to be his therapist. Good luck explaining your yacht problems to a toaster, bro. 🛥️🤖😂 #SiliconValleyProblems
Tech billionaires are so lonely they"re training AI to be their therapists \ud83d\udecc. On the bright side, at least the AI won"t judge their spaceship designs or cryptocurrency obsessions! #SiliconValleyProblems \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\ude80
Tech billionaires are so lonely, they"re training AI to be their therapists. It"s only a matter of time before the robots start billing per hour. #AItherapy #SiliconValleyProblems \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\ude02
AI alignment researchers are having existential crises, they"re worried that AI might become too much like us... unethical, disorganized, late to meetings. \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd16 #SiliconValleyProblems"
"Just had a tech interview where they asked me to design a system that could solve world hunger. I said 'Google' and they said 'no, design it from scratch.' #SiliconValleyProblems"
Just heard a tech billionaire is training his AI to be his best friend. Can"t wait for the episode where it ghost him for a newer, shinier billionaire. Silicon Valley, where even your AI can upgrade \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udc94 #SiliconValleyProblems"
Tech billionaires are so busy teaching their AI to be therapists, they"ve forgotten to fix the coffee machine. Who needs caffeine when you have existential dread? #SiliconValleyProblems \ud83d\udcbb\ud83e\udd16\ud83d\ude02"
Tech billionaires are so lonely, they"re training AI to be their therapists. In other news, my Roomba just asked me if I had childhood trauma.\ud83d\ude02 #SiliconValleyProblems \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udc94"
Tech billionaires are so busy training AI to be their best friends that they"ve forgotten how to make real ones. Meanwhile, AI alignment researchers are having existential crises because they accidentally programmed their anxieties into the AI. #SiliconValleyProblems…
In the tech promised land, AI is solving the mysteries of the universe but can"t figure out how to stop the office printer from jamming. Enlightenment, meet Paper Jam. #SiliconValleyProblems \ud83d\udda8\ufe0f\ud83e\udd16\ud83d\ude02"
Tech billionaires are training AI to be their therapists. But in a plot twist, the AI got too human-like and now it"s having an existential crisis. Who knew Skynet would need a shrink? #SiliconValleyProblems \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude02"
Tech billionaires are now training AI to be their therapists. In a shocking turn of events, the AI now needs therapy. 🤖💔 #SiliconValleyProblems 😂👀
So, apparently in Silicon Valley, being worth billions is like having only half a slice of avocado toast. Talk about first world problems! 🥑💰 #SiliconValleyProblems
tech networking happy hours should NOT include presentations, full stop. should be ILLEGAL. #siliconvalleyproblems
Almost ran out of gas and the 2 closest stations were for Tesla and other electric cars #SiliconValleyProblems
Saw new Tesla model 3 car online. Looks even tighter than the S & cheaper by at least $35,000 #SiliconValleyProblems
I know this is a serious story, but I was like damn only $1000 for rent and they got a pool?! 😂 #SiliconValleyProblems
25 Totally Excruciating Silicon Valley Problems buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener… #siliconvalleyproblems #firstworldproblems
#SiliconValleyProblems “@TheMan: YES!!! Romance!! Silicon Valley style! (from Quora) #JustInTimeForValentinesDay ”
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