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So I did this thing where I didn't snack at night, chilled on the stimulants, went easy on the toke, went to bed at a reasonable time and woke up at a reasonable time. And I feel better for it. WHAT COMPLETE HORSESHIT! Going back to playing roulette with my kidneys #spycomsays
stuck in a miasma of indecision, nothing is helping. doom scrolling it is, I guess #spycomsays
instead of telling someone they smell like shit. tell them they smell like butt noodles #spycomsays
not to be all plagiarism and shit, but…. bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahhhhaaaa bahahhhhhaaaahahhaaaa #spycomsays
Some people rearrange furniture. I rearrange networking equipment #spycomsays
waking up calm and content is one of the biggest killers of my productivity. I want to exist in the moment in which anxiety and pain is vailed and forgot all the "needs" and just do fuck-all #spycomsays
ever wake up in the morning and wonder, "why do I do this to myself?" #spycomsays
not taking some drugs now so I can take better drugs later is stupid. #spycomsays
we’re just full with all kinds of good news this morning, aren’t we? #spycomsays
Having a World Goth “Day” is, frankly, insulting to all those vamps out there. #spycomsays #haveacursedevening
midnight shawarma should be on a list of things impossible to regret #spycomsays
PROTIP: Don’t store your canned air in the same cabinet as your spray paint. #spycomsays
You ever wake up and you’re ready to do all the things but then find a really interesting patch of wall and suddenly you’ve lost 3 hours? #spycomsays
not to be all plagiarism and shit, but…. bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahhhhaaaa bahahhhhhaaaahahhaaaa #spycomsays
ever feel like there’s just not enough time in the day to consume all the food you want to consume or look at all the memes you want to look at healthily so just binge it all and live with the consequences? #spycomsays
not taking some drugs now so I can take better drugs later is stupid. #spycomsays
every May 4th, we are closer to a rag-tag group of farmers blowing up the moon because they had too many shrooms and thought it was the death star #spycomsays
when capacitive buttons don't work for you, do you wonder if you've lost your soul? #spycomsays
ever wake up in the morning and wonder, "why do I do this to myself?" #spycomsays
midnight shawarma should be on a list of things impossible to regret #spycomsays
we’re just full with all kinds of good news this morning, aren’t we? #spycomsays
waking up calm and content is one of the biggest killers of my productivity. I want to exist in the moment in which anxiety and pain is vailed and forgot all the "needs" and just do fuck-all #spycomsays
instead of telling someone they smell like shit. tell them they smell like butt noodles #spycomsays
PROTIP: Don’t store your canned air in the same cabinet as your spray paint. #spycomsays
thinking about work when not at work should be considered “intrusive thoughts” and they should give me drugs about it #spycomsays
in other unfortunate news. Time appears to continue its relentless march towards tomorrow. #spycomsays
9am is a stupid time to exist if you don't have anything you have to, need to or want to do #spycomsays
velcro was invented by imagining what happens when magnets stick to things #spycomsays
it was then that i realized, as an adult… i can walk to the carryout any damned time i want to get some candy cigarettes and nerds #spycomsays
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