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"In Fatboy Slims Praise You, is it 'praise you like a shoe?'" #textsfromalex


#textsfromalex I'm doing a practice physics prob where you and i launch a cat out of a cannon off a cliff into a pool of snakes


"I'm reading about an acid house club called Shroom which was in Bermondsey in 1987." #textsfromalex


"Lol note to self don't piss outside when it's windy" #textsfromalex @alexiglesias25


"Wiping cum across your girlfriends forehead and whispering "simba" #TextsFromAlex


I should start a series called #textsfromalex because he's dumb


#TextsFromAlex "Do you think I got a big head," Me: "Yea nigga you look like a bobble head" lmfaoo.


"for the love of all thats good woman. Accept that I have won for once. Swallow your pride and admit that I won" #textsfromalex


After asking me for date/bar recommendations: "Boo she cancelled! Wahhh we're not getting married." #textsfromalex #manlythingsalexsays


@NellyFratelli "what the ef is a gypsy" #textsfromalex” ahahah that's so funny


"The more we let God take us over, the more truly ourselves we become - because He made us. He invented us." -C.S. Lewis #TextsfromAlex


Clap for a Mary with her rapping ass Blow a stack for your Mary with your trapping ass 👏 #textsfromAlex


"There are like five ugly babies crawling around the waiting terminal 😷" #textsfromalex


Y'all I'm cackling lol #textsfromAlex

bentface's tweet image. Y'all I'm cackling lol #textsfromAlex

My brother's thoughts on my love life this summer #textsfromAlex

RachelRant's tweet image. My brother's thoughts on my love life this summer #textsfromAlex

my friends are killing it with the sass tonight #textsfromALEX

bentface's tweet image. my friends are killing it with the sass tonight #textsfromALEX

we're so lovely to each other... #textsfromAlex

bentface's tweet image. we're so lovely to each other... #textsfromAlex

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