*Discussing adjectives in Spanish* Me: "How do we say fat in Spanish?" 6 year old: "There's a guy in my family called Fat Jimmy." #umokay


Multiple times I've been told I should go into singing 😳 #umokay


Bryce just texted me to eat blueberries... 😂😅🔵 #umokay?


Last night Emily was talking in her sleep & she said " He said it was 100%, loosey goosy!!" 😂😂😂 #umokay


Today my coworker casually mentioned that she used to date Kim Mitchell, is still friends with Kim Mitchell and texts Kim Mitchell #umokay


Wait that football team from DC signed a dude that hasn't thrown an #NFL pass since 2011 and @Kaepernick7 just sitting here ready to roll #umokay #nothingtoseehere


I bought my mom a pair of pants from anthropologie today and all she did was bitch that I owed her money for the vet???? #umokay


Mountain of potatoes, and dinner is served - almost! 😆My yoga student that is an avid gardener invited me to pick up some of his #organic spuds. #umokay! 👍😊 We love spuds 🥔 And aren't afraid of them 🤩 They are good… instagram.com/p/CEpL_4iDnEC/…


why do i #outreach? bec today a woman insisted she didn't need to wash the dirt off her mushroom since it was hydroponically grown.#umokay


So the @Ravens are cool with murder and wife-beating, but not weed. #UmOkay

Ravens want to unload marijuana advocate Eugene Monroe: deadsp.in/KiD24gb

Deadspin's tweet image. Ravens want to unload marijuana advocate Eugene Monroe: deadsp.in/KiD24gb


when rando's try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan

morgz_14's tweet image. when rando's try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan
morgz_14's tweet image. when rando's try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan
morgz_14's tweet image. when rando's try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan

When your dad cuts your phone off for no reason <<<< #umokay


I wanna know why im still getting pokes on facebook 😂 #umokay


When your childhood crush of 6 years contacts you after how many years 🙈 #whynow 🙃 #UMokay


Dad: what are you watching? Me: My name is inigo Montoya! you killed my father, prepare to die! Dad:...so like is that 3 musketeers? #UmOkay


Me eating: these is nasty Brother: that’s cause your taste buds are fucked up #umokay 😅


famed ecowarrior 'Leonardo DiCaprio flew an 'eyebrow artist' 7,500 miles to do his brows for the Oscars' independent.co.uk/life-style/fas… #UmOkay


6.2% Strong Beer infused with 100% Canadian Rye Whiskey #umokay #ifyouinsistinstagram.com/p/BdipU3DAXZV/


i am dreading tomorrow so bad i dont even wanna talk to anyone #umokay


the fact that one of my favorite projects never made it to my art ig #umOkay


"so they can appropriate our culture but we can’t with theirs?🤓" white people acting like they’re the only ones with straight hair.. #umokay


pedobaiting asianfisher that got their Ass whooped on twitter earlier this year just followed me on insta ..#UmOkay


Commissions open❗❗ DM on insta: umokayyy16 Tiktok: Uhmokay2 Youtube: Uhmokay3 #umokay #Commission #digitalart #art #artist #ArtistOnTwitter

UOkay13's tweet image. Commissions open❗❗ DM on insta: umokayyy16 
Tiktok: Uhmokay2 
Youtube: Uhmokay3 
#umokay #Commission #digitalart #art #artist #ArtistOnTwitter
UOkay13's tweet image. Commissions open❗❗ DM on insta: umokayyy16 
Tiktok: Uhmokay2 
Youtube: Uhmokay3 
#umokay #Commission #digitalart #art #artist #ArtistOnTwitter
UOkay13's tweet image. Commissions open❗❗ DM on insta: umokayyy16 
Tiktok: Uhmokay2 
Youtube: Uhmokay3 
#umokay #Commission #digitalart #art #artist #ArtistOnTwitter

having sm nostalgia rn #UMOKAY


i just shitted so hard n my headache went away #umokay


She said she don’t f*ck with me. But who said that you could h*e ?????? 🤨🤨🤣🤣. #umokay #pleaserelax #unfriendly #cardie #glorilla


So how is this helping? We get it. You're bright. But what is the takeaway for Joe Public? Do you guys think before you tweet? Or are you in the fear business. #dermatology #umokay


How you tryna argue with me bout why IIIIII want to be single? #umokay


#49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk believes that San Francisco was the best team in the NFL this season, despite losing 31-7 in the NFCC to the #Eagles “We have, hands down, the best football team in the league. Hands down." "I'm not going even going to argue with anyone."

NFL_DovKleiman's tweet image. #49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk believes that San Francisco was the best team in the NFL this season, despite losing 31-7 in the NFCC to the #Eagles

“We have, hands down, the best football team in the league. Hands down.&quot;

&quot;I&apos;m not going even going to argue with anyone.&quot;


OMG. So Floyd's girlfriend moved in and her grandma just showed up at the house and died on their lawn. She doesn't live there and wasn't invited over. I couldn't make this up if I tried. @TheSims #thesims4 #whateven #umokay

ltldollclaudia's tweet image. OMG. So Floyd&apos;s girlfriend moved in and her grandma just showed up at the house and died on their lawn. She doesn&apos;t live there and wasn&apos;t invited over. I couldn&apos;t make this up if I tried. @TheSims #thesims4 #whateven #umokay

Took the youngest kid to Hooters for the first time. As we are leaving they say, "if they didn't know your age, you could work there" #UmOkay #WhatDoesThatMean #AwkwardCompliment #NotSureAboutThat


@Tristy_Swifty13: He came and sat on my head.. #umokay http://t.co/3imEYnPn” haha

partangel5's tweet image. “@Tristy_Swifty13: He came and sat on my head.. #umokay http://t.co/3imEYnPn” haha

Mike has a chandelier in his locker??? #UmOkay #Swag ?

C_Peludat11's tweet image. Mike has a chandelier in his locker??? #UmOkay #Swag ?

When your making pulled pork and your dog expectantly waits for you to drop some #umokay

cassbck77's tweet image. When your making pulled pork and your dog expectantly waits for you to drop some #umokay

when my mom makes me paint all the flowers for her wedding cake #umokay (because they only had white ones)

hayley__burke's tweet image. when my mom makes me paint all the flowers for her wedding cake #umokay 
(because they only had white ones)

What kind of fortune cookie is that??? #umokay

bhad5534's tweet image. What kind of fortune cookie is that??? #umokay

when rando's try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan

morgz_14's tweet image. when rando&apos;s try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan
morgz_14's tweet image. when rando&apos;s try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan
morgz_14's tweet image. when rando&apos;s try to throw the crown #umokay @makaelaegan

Televised bird on tree in Madison square park. #umokay yfrog.com/g0mnkyrj


What we find on my mom's car after the comp... Thank you for letting us know. #umokay

blahblahbellz's tweet image. What we find on my mom&apos;s car after the comp... Thank you for letting us know. #umokay

My new pal, courtesy of the teen. #umokay

jennifergerlock's tweet image. My new pal, courtesy of the teen. #umokay

My mom booked me a hotel so I wouldn't have to drive all the way home #UmOkay #NotComplaining

whitneydunlevy's tweet image. My mom booked me a hotel so I wouldn&apos;t have to drive all the way home #UmOkay #NotComplaining

"Leading the crowds are the Sadhus who have renounced all material possessions..." #UmOkay @CBSSunday

Panger2025's tweet image. &quot;Leading the crowds are the Sadhus who have renounced all material possessions...&quot;  #UmOkay @CBSSunday

HipHopDX : OG Half Pint says Afrika Bambaataa "sucked" KRS-One off 😳 #UmOkay

HOT1071's tweet image. HipHopDX : OG Half Pint says Afrika Bambaataa &quot;sucked&quot; KRS-One off 😳 #UmOkay …

#BlakeAndWylde: According to Bristol Palin, Bristol Palin is always right.. #UmOkay.. thefrisky.com/2015-06-29/bri…

KiSS925's tweet image. #BlakeAndWylde: According to Bristol Palin, Bristol Palin is always right.. #UmOkay.. thefrisky.com/2015-06-29/bri…

Text messages I get from my boyfriend.... #umokay

gretchengee's tweet image. Text messages I get from my boyfriend.... #umokay

Things i find in seventeen magazine #UmOkay?

EmLarson_'s tweet image. Things i find in seventeen magazine #UmOkay?

This was in my bathroom stall at the Aspinwall movie theater. #umokay

marissa_mp3's tweet image. This was in my bathroom stall at the Aspinwall movie theater.   #umokay

Spider-Man underwear in the hallway? #umokay? @lsultze_13

jennaskroski's tweet image. Spider-Man underwear in the hallway? #umokay? @lsultze_13

Walk into the garage... "Um mom? Why do we have a corvette..?" #corvette #umokay #ifyouinsist

madisontimm_'s tweet image. Walk into the garage... &quot;Um mom? Why do we have a corvette..?&quot; #corvette #umokay #ifyouinsist

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