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Benz should assemble the G-Wagens in Russia...saves on shipping to their clients.
Brazilian nouveau riche are still Courchevel poor. I mean really... Cristal? #MulheresRicas
Used Goose to disinfect my cut... college roommate from Portland says it isn't rubbing alcohol?????
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