911 Dispatcher Guy
@911Dispatchguy
911 Dispatcher in the Greater US of A.
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Two 911 calls, two Car vs Deer MVA’s.... It’s that time of year!
Is it wrong to watch Treehouse of Horror with my 3 year old? #IThinkNot
Shoot the god damn puck Claude! #nondispatchtweet #Flyers
I love getting yelled at because of my co-workers dumb fuckery. The next 9 hours leading up to my vacation can’t go by fast enough.
When you come into work and realize half your shift called in sick and it’s your job to navigate the disaster of filling the shifts....
Trying ever-so-desperately to not lose my shit on the worlds most annoying co-worker. I'm afraid the dam may break before the day is done...
So much effing drama! My vacation can’t get here fast enough.
Google needs to not blur out the numbers on mailboxes and houses.... That's the whole reason I use #streetview.
#liverescue kills me... Being on both the 911 side and the EMS side...I really don’t know how to react. I was really looking forward to this series... #notlivinguptoexpectations
Send a Deputy to check on 3 loose cows... 2 hours later he finds 4 more and still hasn’t corralled the first 3.
Today was one of those days I wish I wasn’t a supervisor. #toomuchdrama
85% of my workday is me praying that my crew and I don’t screw anything up. The other 15% is spent in the bathroom hoping that if someone did mess up I can use that as an excuse.
Motorola needs to get off their asses and invent a radio I can actually reach through and choke-slam the user on the other end.
Back to work feeling rested and rejuvenated after a 3 day weekend. Let’s see how long it takes for someone to piss me off.
Feel like it’s time for a career change. So burnt out right now.
Trying to stay positive today but my co-workers are testing my nerves.
Didn’t rain a single drop on my way to work. Pull into the parking lot? Skies open up. #awesome
I feel that moving to days has caused a significant rise in my blood pressure.
Trying to be quiet while getting ready for work at 4am. *Knocks over a set of drums.* When did I get drums?
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