Dispatcher Problems
@ProbswDispatch
Dispatcher at a Sheriff's Department. I am the jailer too, so I take the calls and have to book in the dickheads. I love my Deputies. #teamnightshift
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I'm so fucking dumb. I was just looking for the TV remote while I was flipping it in my hand.
Sooooo, I just got back Friday from a 5 day class. I had to go becase I'm the new Assistant TAC. It was for new TAC and Assistant TAC officers. This class was without a doubt the closest thing to torture I think you can get. I would have rather been at work for 5 days straight.
Enjoying a night off playing rocket league. Anyone wanna join? I'm on PS.
I just heard someone refer to a K-9 as a 90lb fur missile 😂
I'm laughing my ass off right now, yall need to check out Donut Operator on youtube and watch sovereign citizen bingo.
Who else works in a small department where you are the only dispatcher on shift?
I keep hearing a noise in the office and I can't figure out what it is! I'm going fucking insane!
Anyone know of any dispatch jobs available near Columbus Ohio? May be moving near there soon. I'm getting out of shithole Mississippi.
I had a call last night and this guy said "Man I have been beat up, you can see all the mud on me." if that line hadn't been recorded I would have told him "You know I can't see you right?"
I haven't been on here for months. I have barely opened Twitter. Don't know why, guess I just needed a break.
Oh shit, I forgot about the poll I did. I will get to that too. Its gonna be a long one. Probably 3-4 tweets minimum.
Sorry no posts lately, it's been crazy. I will catch up and post all the crazy shit soon.
Do you guys want to hear about my weekend? It involves a funeral, two girls, my roommate, his dad and lots of family drama.
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This fucking thing just fell out of my pants. I shook my leg and it fell out. I have had these pants on for 2 hours! I HATE spiders! OMG.
I had a dream that there was a monster/demon in my mirror. My solution, replace the mirror. It fucking worked. #dreamlogic
My thoughts before and after a big purchase. Before: I can afford that. 😊 After: Fuck! I shouldn't have bought that! I'm going to die! 😱
Baby badge loves saying the Q word because he knows that it bothers me. I'm going to call him for EVERYTHING! Don't fuck with dispatch!
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