ProbswDispatch's profile picture. Dispatcher at a Sheriff's Department. I am the jailer too, so I take the calls and have to book in the dickheads. I love my Deputies. #teamnightshift

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@ProbswDispatch

Dispatcher at a Sheriff's Department. I am the jailer too, so I take the calls and have to book in the dickheads. I love my Deputies. #teamnightshift

I'm so fucking dumb. I was just looking for the TV remote while I was flipping it in my hand.


Sooooo, I just got back Friday from a 5 day class. I had to go becase I'm the new Assistant TAC. It was for new TAC and Assistant TAC officers. This class was without a doubt the closest thing to torture I think you can get. I would have rather been at work for 5 days straight.


Enjoying a night off playing rocket league. Anyone wanna join? I'm on PS.


I just heard someone refer to a K-9 as a 90lb fur missile 😂


I'm laughing my ass off right now, yall need to check out Donut Operator on youtube and watch sovereign citizen bingo.


Who else works in a small department where you are the only dispatcher on shift?


I keep hearing a noise in the office and I can't figure out what it is! I'm going fucking insane!


FUCK THIS NCIC TEST! I NEED HEEEEEEEEELP!


Anyone know of any dispatch jobs available near Columbus Ohio? May be moving near there soon. I'm getting out of shithole Mississippi.


I had a call last night and this guy said "Man I have been beat up, you can see all the mud on me." if that line hadn't been recorded I would have told him "You know I can't see you right?"


I haven't been on here for months. I have barely opened Twitter. Don't know why, guess I just needed a break.


Oh shit, I forgot about the poll I did. I will get to that too. Its gonna be a long one. Probably 3-4 tweets minimum.


Sorry no posts lately, it's been crazy. I will catch up and post all the crazy shit soon.


Do you guys want to hear about my weekend? It involves a funeral, two girls, my roommate, his dad and lots of family drama.

Yes %55.6
No %44.4

9 vote · Final results


This fucking thing just fell out of my pants. I shook my leg and it fell out. I have had these pants on for 2 hours! I HATE spiders! OMG.

ProbswDispatch's tweet image. This fucking thing just fell out of my pants. I shook my leg and it fell out. I have had these pants on for 2 hours! I HATE spiders! OMG.

I had a dream that there was a monster/demon in my mirror. My solution, replace the mirror. It fucking worked. #dreamlogic


In 140 characters. My point exactly ^


My thoughts before and after a big purchase. Before: I can afford that. 😊 After: Fuck! I shouldn't have bought that! I'm going to die! 😱


Baby badge loves saying the Q word because he knows that it bothers me. I'm going to call him for EVERYTHING! Don't fuck with dispatch!


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