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Sports, comedy, history, nerdy stuff, and occasionally politics.

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Happy Victory Monday to those who observe

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big dick bo nix


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I'm sorry, Taylor, but I have to cheer for our @Broncos.

GovofCO's tweet image. I'm sorry, Taylor, but I have to cheer for our @Broncos.

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the judge in blood meridian

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This is Buchanan erasure

the concept of trump being the first queer president



"I was required to exchange chimeras of boundless grandeur for realities of little worth."


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the libertarianism leaving my body after widespread gambling and weed became legal

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The wigger pig meme is the greatest cultural progression to come from this site in a while


PWHL News: Hello, Seattle Torrent and Vancouver Goldeneyes

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TheFourthPeriod's tweet image. PWHL News: Hello, Seattle Torrent and Vancouver Goldeneyes


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Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?


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You may not have agreed with his policies but you have to admit he was one of the top 2 sitting vice presidents to shoot someone in the face. All due respect to Aaron Burr.

JUST IN - Dick Cheney, the 46th vice president of U.S. has died aged 84.

disclosetv's tweet image. JUST IN - Dick Cheney, the 46th vice president of U.S. has died aged 84.


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First time since 2015 I can use this Broncos/South Park reference 🙌 7-2


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I think that one scene in Vinland Saga really captures perfectly the feeling of living among great ruins

sanstitre2000's tweet image. I think that one scene in Vinland Saga really captures perfectly the feeling of living among great ruins

I wonder what this did to the psyche of the Italians and much of Mediterranean Europe, to live for centuries among the ruins of infrastructure that was impossible to recreate

nullpointered's tweet image. I wonder what this did to the psyche of the Italians and much of Mediterranean Europe, to live for centuries among the ruins of infrastructure that was impossible to recreate


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Your booos mean nothing to us. We know exactly what makes you sick little banshees cheer.

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"Oh. My. God. She's blonde. Wow. She even has... dare I say it... Huge... Massive... Bazongas!" *your eyes pop out of your face and you howl like a dog, cartoon-style* If this is you, you objectively have low-brow taste. You are looking for signifiers of beauty, not beauty.



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My friend is telling me she fell for a man because of the skillful way he drunk drove her home in a stick shift


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Me and the fellas planning the reconquest of Constantinople.

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Tebow time is back baby

You can't NOT see it. Absolutely awesome. Sorry, New York.



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