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This image sparks so much joy, I sure hope it isn't related to any potentially damaging allegations that allegedly occurred in 2011 on New Year's Eve with a certain well known internet center-left microcelebrity.
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Video games are a great escape for dethroned world leaders. You can play map-games and replay scenarios over and over. Napoleon was known to have pored over maps of battles on Elba and St. Helena.
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See this is an example of low-quality replyguying. This is the empty-calorie of the reply. This is the little slop that kills.
Sometimes I go through my recent follows and remove followers by soft-blocking them. Some of them are not worthy and will not make the cut.
You will be rewarded for high-quality replies. This I promise.
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