Mark Aaron Young
@ADreadmark
When not working (I make faulty Dialysis machines) I try staring at women until they orgasm.
You might like
Turn “stranger danger” into “strangest danger” with Incoherent Screaming™
Who's down with sewing the former cast of Sex in the City ass-to-mouth and forcing them to shop?? #SexInTheCitypede
I'm gonna go ahead & masturbate but right before I cum I'm opening this jar of mosquitos cuz I never want to 4get this precious moment #jizz
One time I followed nancy grace into the woods and she was digging holes, I don't know why
All of my friends are having fun at the orgy but I can't go because I have adult diarrhea
A baby's eye socket is even tighter than Christian teen pussy
I would love to get some Christian teen shit on my dick, yo.
I won't stop until I pull the winning powerball off a unicorn's anal bead.
Give a person a bouquet of clown limbs and watch as they don't say thanks.
Hey sweetie, can you grab me a beer and become a different woman I'm done with this marriage.
I like to finish people's sentences by hitting them in the face with a brick.
THE FRUIT FLIES ARE USING THE TRAP I SET FOR THEM AS A SEX HOTEL AND THAT’S NOT AT ALL WHAT MY INTENTIONS WERE.
Fosters: American for NOT yet adopted - am I right? Hello? Is this handgun on???!!
*God drinking straight from a bottle of Jim Beam* Orange. Fuck it. We're calling it an orange.
Me: What should we have for dinner? Hamburger Helper Glove: LET'S DO COCAINE!! Me: um ok?
Viewing "50 Shades of Grey" as an all-white version of "The Help" is the only way I can masturbate to this film.
Knowing Bill O'Reilly's set to go meth-lab-explosion-angry trying to salvage his shitty career is my Christmas. #GoBillzilla
Is Obama a Christian? Who can say? I know that I am though because I own 14 guns & I keep my wife in a root cellar. 🇺🇸
United States Trends
- 1. #AEWDynamite N/A
- 2. Rockets N/A
- 3. Spurs N/A
- 4. Wemby N/A
- 5. Sengun N/A
- 6. Amen Thompson N/A
- 7. Andrade N/A
- 8. Ciampa N/A
- 9. Dylan Harper N/A
- 10. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 11. Jaylon Tyson N/A
- 12. Castle N/A
- 13. Cavs N/A
- 14. #ChicagoPD N/A
- 15. Mikey N/A
- 16. #PorVida N/A
- 17. Fulton County N/A
- 18. Nicki N/A
- 19. Cleveland N/A
- 20. Optimus N/A
You might like
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.