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LOTS of laughs at the @thebrianposehn show! #goodtimes for a #goodcause @LaughFest @Gildas_Club_GR

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DeannaFalzone's tweet image. LOTS of laughs at the @thebrianposehn show! #goodtimes for a #goodcause @LaughFest @Gildas_Club_GR

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This decaf tea tastes like waiving a mug of hot water over dandelions growing in a parking lot.


@brianshadfall I'm really sad about Shadows Fall coming to an end, but I can understand why it has to happen. Best of luck moving forward.


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Fox News panic over Ebola. 100% of scientists say not to. 99% of scientists panic over climate change. Fox News says not to.


"@TheCJMorgan: Hopefully Astro's coming by the studio tomorrow! We are trying to find him a forever home. He looks like a total sweetheart.


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BREAKING: @BrendanSchaub will change his nickname to Big Brown if 100 #fighterandthekid fans tweet @danawhite & @brucebuffer by fight night


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Confucius say...

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"@matt_bearden: Madame, I possess extended magazines. Madame, I POSSESS EXTENDED MAGAZINES." Extendos bitch!


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RT if you love being a temporary ape-shaped bundle of 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms!


Hey @JohnTole holy fuck "Nub your clam in the morning light". I just squirted a little spot of diarrhea from laughing so hard. Ep. 13 CPD


"@joerogan: Had a great time doing the podcast with my good friend Matt Serra! It's available for download now. One of my all time favorites


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One is not low because of birth nor does birth make one holy. Deeds alone make one low, deeds alone make one holy.


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Dying to laugh at @MoontowerComedy!


Holy fuck @joerogan @GregFitzShow I almost blacked out from laughing so fucking hard. I can't wait to get that gagoosh when I get home.


Hey @TheCJMorgan you should get Chuy Sotomayor Valdez to take Bill Clawsby to meet Bill Cosby. Or not, whatever it's cool.


"@TheCJMorgan: New cold weather invention: cock moccasins." A Cockasin!


@karlpilkingtonq Best thing I have read in a while. Brilliant.


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Iceland has bigger balls than the U.S. bellacaledonia.org.uk/2011/08/25/why… hey @CNN you should do a story on this!


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