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A Miserable Brit

@AMiserableBrit

It's all a bit crap.

I can’t tell if a car coming towards me flashed their headlights or hit a pothole?


It’s the season for colleagues to infect each other with various illnesses as HR refuse to let anyone work from home.


If someone could go ahead and standardise the height of cereal boxes and kitchen cupboards that’d be great.


The shortage in police officers may explain why I see so many made out of cardboard.


What's worse; looking into your mug to find you've drank all of your tea, or looking into your mug to find there's tea left but it's cold?


My new kettle is slightly heavier than my old one. I can no longer instinctively know how much water is left by simply lifting and wiggling.


Reading Reading as reading


Great British bake off isn't even going to be on the BBC anymore. What's the point!


Unsmoked bacon is the skimmed milk of the bacon world.


What the hell is "Naked Attraction" all about?


I don't know if the removable seal on milk goes in the recycling or not...


Just heard the BBC Grandstand theme for the first time in 9 years...


Shops that advertise two £1 drinks as 2-4-£2


I think about making a cup of tea before I've even finished drinking my current one.


Getting annoyed when people in Eastenders leave their houses just to go to the cafe for a cup of tea.


When I was a kid I turned down an opportunity to go see Robot Wars. Never forgave myself.


I don't like Keith Lemon


When I went to Singapore. I found marmite in the medicine aisle of the supermarket.


When you fear you tutted too loud, and the person you tutted might've heard


I had a friend who eats two and a half Weetabix for breakfast. Emphasis on 'had'


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