You might like
Dear #CressidaDick I think the last couple of years have taught us that we don't need police officers who can dance, kneel, sing, be social workers or peace makers. We need The Sweeney.
Oh sweet lord...
Enjoy this tease! To watch the full trailer for #LordOfTheRings #ReunitedApart go to youtu.be/NzPpOzBxJfk NOW and SUBSCRIBE! Catch the entire episode this Sunday at 9:00 AM PT / 12:00 OM EST only at YouTube.com/joshgad
I had a tweet in my drafts that I have been keeping for a while It was to be used before I committed suicide Today I deleted that draft Be kind, you don't know what people are going through And you have no idea how close to the edge we really are.
I Tried Giving My Daughter The Worst Xmas Gift Ever & I Didn’t Expect This Reaction 😢
He was convicted for his involvement in a serious plot to launch holy war across the UK, which included bombing London. That someone thought it wise to free him after seven years beggars belief. He should never have seen the outside of a prison cell again. theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/n…
Usman Khan owned land in Pakistan where he wanted to set up a “terrorist training camp” along with his friends. Then, they were supposed to launch terror attacks on British soil. This is the loyalty he & his friends had for the land that gave them refuge & accepted them.
I wish the audience would stop booing when the judges try to help the celebs improve. #strictly
I’ll warn you now... once you see the @mikebreakfast beam-of-light hip-thrust it cannot be unseen 😂 Magnificent 👏🏻🕺 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing @bbcstrictly
How dudes feel when they finally get to be the LITTLE SPOON!! 😂🥄
Trump claimed today he was down at Ground Zero a bunch. Bullshit like everything that comes out of his mouth. Instead, on 9/11 he was proud his building was once again the tallest in NYC. He also lied about donating to 9/11 charities. The guy is a con man! Wake up.
Don’t wait until you’re on your deathbed to let people know how you feel. Tell them to fuck off now.
Who will you listen to? Sir David Attenborough? Or an ill-mannered, uncouth, illiterate boor who has never read a book in his adult life, whose every action is aimed at increasing his personal wealth and who thinks climate change is a Chinese hoax? ind.pn/2U5T4Tc
So my employment ended today. At least my sex life is about to get better... I just found a hole in my pocket.
If I wanted to be ignored, I'd spend more time with my husband
Typical. Now Twitter has more words, I've suddenly got less to say.
let's just shut the fuck up for a while and stare at the stars
A brexit is when you exit a restaurant without paying for your breakfast #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
United States Trends
- 1. Jack Smith N/A
- 2. Fanone N/A
- 3. Fable N/A
- 4. Sinners N/A
- 5. Don Lemon N/A
- 6. He-Man N/A
- 7. Oscar N/A
- 8. Titanic N/A
- 9. harry styles N/A
- 10. #BTS_WORLDTOUR N/A
- 11. Christian Parker N/A
- 12. MacKenzie Gore N/A
- 13. William Kelly N/A
- 14. Maki N/A
- 15. Ticketmaster N/A
- 16. Forza Horizon 6 N/A
- 17. Jared Leto N/A
- 18. MetLife N/A
- 19. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 20. Xbox N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.