ASimpleNetizen's profile picture. NAFO support but not member, may invoke article 5. Environmentalist. NO DMs. I have a pet demon named Maxwell. VOTE GREEN UK

Simple Netizen

@ASimpleNetizen

NAFO support but not member, may invoke article 5. Environmentalist. NO DMs. I have a pet demon named Maxwell. VOTE GREEN UK

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This is my pet demon, Maxwell. He can talk, he's unaffected by spicy food, he can devour a whole XL Pizza in one, he's friendly to most people, and he eats bad people. He was an outcast from hell, took him in as a baby.

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. This is my pet demon, Maxwell.
He can talk, he's unaffected by spicy food, he can devour a whole XL Pizza in one, he's friendly to most people, and he eats bad people. 
He was an outcast from hell, took him in as a baby.

THE BULLSHIT SCALE: 1 means not bullshit. 10 means completely bullshit. Put a post or comment you find on the bullshit scale based on your research. @grok if I ever need you to put a post on the scale, I will always call you.


Someone request a community note on this please

Chimps & Humans are not related. This community note "fact-check" provided demonstrably false information to refute this fact. Humans & Chimps do not share "about 98-99% of their DNA." Recent genomic studies have proven unequivocally that Human & Chimp DNA is AT MOST 84-85%…

DivinelyDesined's tweet image. Chimps & Humans are not related.

This community note "fact-check" provided demonstrably false information to refute this fact.

Humans & Chimps do not share "about 98-99% of their DNA."

Recent genomic studies have proven unequivocally that Human & Chimp DNA is AT MOST 84-85%…


NO KINGS!

Yesterday: Trump bragged, "We took the freedom of speech away." Today: New reporting on Trump's plans to go after opposition groups. In 9 days: We mount the largest peaceful protest in modern history to say, loud and clear, that America has no king. nokings.org

HillaryClinton's tweet image. Yesterday: Trump bragged, "We took the freedom of speech away."

Today: New reporting on Trump's plans to go after opposition groups.

In 9 days: We mount the largest peaceful protest in modern history to say, loud and clear, that America has no king. 

nokings.org
HillaryClinton's tweet image. Yesterday: Trump bragged, "We took the freedom of speech away."

Today: New reporting on Trump's plans to go after opposition groups.

In 9 days: We mount the largest peaceful protest in modern history to say, loud and clear, that America has no king. 

nokings.org


The chicken man is losing his Influence. Just keep exposing his crimes, he will be ousted out eventually.

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. The chicken man is losing his Influence.
Just keep exposing his crimes, he will be ousted out eventually.

WHO THE FUCK DID THAT I WILL FIND YOU WHOEVER LOCKED MY ACCOUNT AND I WILL DEVOUR YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT


Simple Netizen reposted

Happy #fossilfriday ! This gorgeous specimen is Michelinia sp. (Look at that bituminous infilling 😍) A favosites tabulate coral Lower Carboniferous (Asbian substage, Visean ~330MYA), Waterhouses, Staffordshire Photo taken at @PotteriesMuseum

JennaDavers22's tweet image. Happy #fossilfriday ! 

This gorgeous specimen is Michelinia sp. (Look at that bituminous infilling 😍)
A favosites tabulate coral 
Lower Carboniferous (Asbian substage, Visean ~330MYA), 
Waterhouses, Staffordshire 
Photo taken at @PotteriesMuseum
JennaDavers22's tweet image. Happy #fossilfriday ! 

This gorgeous specimen is Michelinia sp. (Look at that bituminous infilling 😍)
A favosites tabulate coral 
Lower Carboniferous (Asbian substage, Visean ~330MYA), 
Waterhouses, Staffordshire 
Photo taken at @PotteriesMuseum

Can someone update the Wikipedia articles date? There are Carboniferous Lobopodians. Make it so it says they lived from the Cambrian Series 2 to the Carboniferous. There is also a need for updated citations.

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. Can someone update the Wikipedia articles date? There are Carboniferous Lobopodians.  Make it so it says they lived from the Cambrian Series 2 to the Carboniferous. There is also a need for updated citations.

Simple Netizen reposted

#NAFOarticle5 ok I might have gone overboard here but now I need help

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. #NAFOarticle5 ok I might have gone overboard here but now I need help

ok I've decided no DMs please Except if you're a scammer, I will gladly report you.


HOW MANY OF YOU STUPID SCAMMERS TRYNA BE ELON ARE THERE? ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘈𝘍𝘖. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. HOW MANY OF YOU STUPID SCAMMERS TRYNA BE ELON ARE THERE?
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘈𝘍𝘖. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

I not only banned a scammer but also reported three more. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘈𝘍𝘖. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮.


"Describe what you hate about Trump in one paragraph." Me:

A deranged orange man who thinks that climate change, one of the worst crises on earth, isn't real. Absolutely. If you don't believe climate change exists, then fuck you. You are straight up denying one of the worst crises our Earth faces.



Simple Netizen reposted

The campaign in support of the 14th Separate USF Regiment has reached 63% of its €66,014 target. 📌 Campaign link: help99.co/patches/specia… Every additional contribution brings the campaign closer to full funding and secures the regiment’s capacity to carry out its operational…


Bot alert! Privacy - Threatening to share or sharing private personal information without permission - Someone else's is the best way to report him. Let's get this fucker banned! #NAFO #nafofellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #nafofella #nafoarticle5 #nafofiremisison #nafoworks

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. Bot alert!
Privacy - Threatening to share or sharing private personal information without permission - Someone else's is the best way to report him.
Let's get this fucker banned! 
#NAFO #nafofellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #nafofella #nafoarticle5 #nafofiremisison #nafoworks

#NAFOworks We fooled the Twitter news thing to thinking NAFO is a terror group! Nice jokes, guys!

ASimpleNetizen's tweet image. #NAFOworks
We fooled the Twitter news thing to thinking NAFO is a terror group!
Nice jokes, guys!

Simple Netizen reposted

FUCK ICE FUCK NAZIS FUCK LATINOS FOR TRUMP FUCK EVERYBODY WHO DOESNT STAND FOR BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS.


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