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The contrarians and hipsters that say “Arsenal don’t need a striker, they need a CM and a CB”, I say open your fucking eyes and see what’s happening on the pitch. We create, we defend, BUT WE CANNOT SCORE #arsenal


What the fuck is this headline / sub-line @DailyMirror

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Today I witnessed grown men crying at the emirates. The best atmosphere I’ve ever experienced. This was a good 5 minutes after the full time whistle and it really doesn’t do it justice. #arsenal @Arsenal


I love ESR with all my heart, but Saka needs his own chant. #saka #arsenal #ARSMUN


#Mudryk as a Ukrainian joining an institution that’s built on and heavily intertwined with Russian oligarch money is absolutely astonishing. They still chant Abramovich’s name in the stands…


Who would have thought that Klopp would be the one to hand the premier league title to Arsenal. #arsenal #liverpool #PremierLeague

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 #arsenal #liverpool #PremierLeague

If Liverpool drop points here I think we're nailed on to win the league. #Arsenal


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I told you the other day that Gabriel Jesus to Arsenal is a done deal. I am so confident that it’s done that if Jesus does not end up a Arsenal player I will send somebody who RT’s £5000 in cash, people who have followed for a while know I am a man of my word

JimmyMcCann73's tweet image. I told you the other day that Gabriel Jesus to Arsenal is a done deal. I am so confident that it’s done that if Jesus does not end up a Arsenal player I will send somebody who RT’s £5000 in cash, people who have followed for a while know I am a man of my word

Every arsenal fan on the planet wants Tavares off the pitch. #ARSMUN


I’d rather have Tomi and Tierney hobbling around on crutches than these two. #arsenal #ARSMUN


Does this warm other people’s hearts the way it warms mine? ❤️ #arsenal #saka #wright #BRITs

AbsoluteArse's tweet image. Does this warm other people’s hearts the way it warms mine? ❤️

#arsenal #saka #wright #BRITs

Guys don’t worry, this isn’t real life. It’s just a work of fiction for Amazon Prime. #arsenal #deadlineday


As arsenal fans we often have something tense on deadline day that goes down to the wire. It’s a shame that this time it’s just whether or not we’ve managed to send our best player out on loan… #arsenal #deadlineday


I've crunched the numbers and I think we should probably sign a striker today. Hope this tweet makes it to Edu and Arteta in time. #deadlineday #arsenal #afc


It's hilarious to me that when Isak was driving around the Emirates 2 days before the end of the window HE ACTUALLY WAS JUST ON HOLIDAY WITH HIS MATES😂 #arsenal #afc


I can’t believe what I’ve just seen #partey


I’m enjoying Laca so much these days. It’ll be a real shame to see him go #lacazette #arsenal


Trent Alexander-Arnold? More like Hey Arnold…Am I right guys? #ARSLIV


Imagine having to defend against Martinelli 🔥 #ARSLIV #arsenal #martinelli


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