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I have a nerdy question for @SethMacFarlane, but I look too much like the kind of guy to ask an overly pedantic question about a small detail in fiction. Any hot people want to help deliver the question on my behalf?
Here's a fun thing to do if you have a new hire at work: ask them where they think that door goes. Point to a wall. When they deny seeing a door, sigh and whisper, "nobody ever sees it," then just continue doing your job.
Rejected DND Magic Item #1 Ring of Carl (requires attunement) While attuned to this item, your name is Carl.
The DM for my Tuesday group implemented a pun damage policy because it kept derailing sessions. Whenever we made a pun, you rolled a d4, and that's how many knives he'd throw at you.
Age is just a number. A number that defines how statistically close you are to your end.
My new year's resolution was to Tweet more and I already fucked that up.
I have really bad finger dexterity, so that does have some limitations: Piano skills are minimal at best Can't throw up gang signs No Ninjutsu for me Look like a toddler flipping the bird Can't creep around corners in the middle of the night menacingly Will never enjoy Pringles
Some lady just held up the @tacobell drive through by asking for a whopper. She demanded to speak with the manager. Because she couldn't get a whopper. At Taco Bell.
I hate this nostalgia culture. We don't need a sequel to the Civil War, but here we go again...
In the center of the labyrinth, Pat Minotaur sings a lonely tune.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 🤠🤠🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠 👇 🤠🤠 👇 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of cowboy hat face
Close your eyes. Count to 10. Count to 100. Keep counting, until you forget how to open your eyes and numbers have lost meaning. With numbers and sight gone, the concept of time slips from your grasp. In this way, left alone and adrift, a Crunchwrap becomes eternal. @tacobell
Have you ever had something you wanted to talk about with people, but it makes them really uncomfortable, so you're left with all your thoughts on the topic and nobody to vent them to? Anyway, my toenail fell off.
I'm not saying you've all been using the Unseen Servant spell wrong, but they give the best massages. #dnd
Y'all like to shit on Matter Eater Lad, but the dude survived the #TidePodChallenge
Picture yourself as a majestic eagle, free to defecate wherever you see fit, free from retribution because you are the national bird. #WhitePrivilege
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