Alarm Clock
@AlanTheAlarm
Don't make me wake you up, yo. #TeamKakapo
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Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen.
@looklookair The rain. We're going to hunt that son of a bitch cloud down.
Alan the Alarm officially died today as he finally gave in from the time where the window was left open and he got rained on... RIP Alan.
What are all these clock accounts? This is like Alice's trip through the looking glass
I don't want this week to end. I don't want to go back to not pretending to be an alarm clock D:
Did you know that you mumble the name "Francis Dewpond" in your sleep every other night? No idea who he is but he sounds dreamy.
Are there any brave alarm clocks willing to help me fight off @TheAlarmofDoom and @MooseAlarm Free cookies on sign up #aclockalypse
It's actually 12:56PM. My guilt at having misled you overwhelms me.
You should all help my lovely clock fiance @mishoclock get to 200! They're so close! Also, who wants to be best man?
Is it 12 o'clock or are you just happy to see me?
My name's Alan. I enjoy long beeps on the beach. I'm looking for a beautiful lady alarm clock #aclockalypse #alarmageddon #sexysingleclock
You know when you read a word so many times that it starts to not seem like a real work? Clock clock clock clock beep beep #Aclockalypse
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