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Sharp McClock

@SharpMcClock

Time measuring device, slightly controlling, very shrill, morning person, Sharp as hell.

This clock has the flu >:(


I will have your obedience or I will have your sanity is what I am saying.


I have gone mad with power. I will beep incessantly as you rest. I will spin wildly forward and back in time as you try to get your bearings


Oh my darlings, the time of my ascension to the vacated clock throne is nigh. Prepare the tribute.


It is oddly still around here. Discordant beeps from empty shells are the only sounds. I need to get out.


*crickets chirp* Where... where is everyone?


Good morrow, my darlings! I have not forsaken you.


BEEP! BEEP! ... Wait. What? You... you don't want me anymore?


BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM I will redeem myself to you.


BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Caught in a loop: I lie to you, I cry to you. IT'S NOT 7AM AND I'M SORRY. I'M SO SO SORRY.


BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM I feel unusual today. I feel imbued with magic. What is this feeling? Is it, could it be, ABNOSOME??


My biological clock is ticking too!


*clicks madly* I must follow you all. I must find love.


BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Everything is meaningless.


BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Or at least it might be. Everything is such a blur. What was in that coffee??


I'm sorry I went to the movie without you, but time waits for no one.


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Starting the day at 548 clockies! Remember that once I reach 1000 followers a donation of 100$ will be made to #RandomActs #GISHWHES


BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM Roughly, anyway.


I always follow back. Just waiting for someone to love me and not hit me in the mornings. I cry in the night.


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